Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

An elderly couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. About half way through the service the woman takes out a notepad and scribbles out a note and hands it to her husband. "I think I just let out a silent but deadly one, what do you think I should do?"

To which the husband writes back, "I think you should change the batteries in your hearing aid."
 
An elderly couple were sitting in church listening to the sermon. About half way through the service the woman takes out a notepad and scribbles out a note and hands it to her husband. "I think I just let out a silent but deadly one, what do you think I should do?"

To which the husband writes back, "I think you should change the batteries in your hearing aid."

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Dang Carol, that is a LOT of posts! LOL Congrats anyway for living on the disboards :lmao:
 
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Cool ! :thumbsup2

Now the big question is,, Do you stop posting so you can leave it at 11,000 and change to a new name,,or do you post again,,and you'll no longer have 11,000 ?

Keepin postin!!!!! Now, time to get to 12,000!!
 
after you get to a certain level, don't they put stars or something in your profile?
 
Any large human footprint will be at least 3 times as long as it is wide, and this is not the case with Sasquatch. In all cases the width is more than 1/2 of the length.





oh, I almost forgot,
and NEVER cook bacon with your shirt off.
 
Heres a fact that is now pretty useless,,
last night, they passed it,,
if you thought our economy and life WAS bad before, just wait...
this is ONLY THE BEGINNING.
WE ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT NOW !!!


:sad1:
 
Useless info: Yesterday I took my kids to the movies and the temp dropped to about 40 degress. Anyway, I saw two teenage girls and one woman walking around with short shorts/t-shirt and a scarf! Really........whats the point of the scarf! I must be getting old!
 
Heres a fact that is now pretty useless,,
last night, they passed it,,
if you thought our economy and life WAS bad before, just wait...
this is ONLY THE BEGINNING.
WE ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT NOW !!!


:sad1:



This isn't even universal Health care..this isn't what they have for themselves on the hill. This is what they mandated that we small business owners must provide.

We're dead...they killed us last night.
 














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