Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[PolynesianPixie]

Did You Know Uranus Is A Gas Giant ?

Bob! Lay off the chili, will ya?

 

[BRDof3]

Did You Know Uranus Is A Gas Giant ?

My 10 year-old was this morning. Quite a wake-up serenade at 6 a.m.

 

[Tnbob]

they used to call me a hornytoad now they just call me a horn

 

[BRDof3]

they used to call me a hornytoad now they just call me a horn

You get the campsite at the end of the row.

 

[AuburnJen92]

john's chat....let's go

 

[clkelley]

Crap, I killed the laptop battery loading the River Country pictures. Left my power cord at the office. Catch everyone next time.

 

[AuburnJen92]

 

[Disney Commando]

2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do

 

[Born 2 Fish]

In case your wondering,,17, thats the number for the day,

 

[Just Beachy]

Wow! I got to work and realized I left my cell phone at home! I NEVER do that! It's usually attached to me! Now I feel naked....

 

[BRDof3]

Wow! I got to work and realized I left my cell phone at home! I NEVER do that! It's usually attached to me! Now I feel naked....

Grab some lime-green underwear off the closthes line in the cubicle next to you, quick!

 

[ntsammy5]

In case your wondering,,17, thats the number for the day,

I drank 17 beers one time in a day.... they were small beers though

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Good for a giggle... When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong...

In case you need a preview...

 

[homebrew2]

I drank 17 beers one time in a day.... they were small beers though

Crap Al....We both drank more beer than that at the Halloween GG,
and they regular size bottles. Come to think of it most of 'em were
MINE

 

[Gatordad]

Friends
Colson39 has not made any friends yet Befriend Colson39

 

[MandMLUVMMandDVC]

2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Got two morsels, tidbits , if you will.

People in power make better liars, study shows. Findings suggest that dishonesty comes more easily to those on top.
Hence , Obama,, Reid ,, And the "Red Queen-Nancy"



Profound conversations, versus idle chit chat, make people happier.
Again, hence, the camping/community boards,


I "Deem" this post to actual, factual and true,

 

[2goofycampers]

°o°

 

[Gatordad]

Life just isn't fair.

 

[AuburnJen92]

There was a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
This man was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams........ To cover his embarrassment
he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing
this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said.. . ....

' I'm sorry. Was I tickling
you?'

She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ..

' No doctor
but the song you were whistling was . ... .

' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'