Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[BRDof3]

Useless Fact: In a study conducted regarding toilet paper usage, Americans are said to use the most toilet paper per trip to the bathroom, which was seven sheets of toilet paper per trip.

In winter months my usage goes down quite a bit, 'cause I'm wearing long sleeves.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Yes, but your laundry bill goes up, you forgot to mention that one...

 

[BRDof3]

Yes, but your laundry bill goes up, you forgot to mention that one...

Nah, just buy dark colored shirts.

 

[vick]

Nah, just buy dark colored shirts.

I'm glad I don't do your laundry!

 

[des1954]

The State of Florida has a conspiracy against me. They purposely left my lotto numbers out of the machine.....AGAIN!!!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Note to self: Don't stand near Rob during winter season. Abusing my sense of smell is not a nice thing to do to my nose...

 

[Born 2 Fish]

When first meeting a pet, stay still & wait for the pet to check you out first. Dogs' order of greeting: smell, then sight, then sound. Cats' order of greeting: sound, sight, smell.

 

[BRDof3]

When first meeting a pet, stay still & wait for the pet to check you out first. Dogs' order of greeting: smell, then sight, then sound. Cats' order of greeting: sound, sight, smell.

Frank's order of greeting: sight, offer beer, ask if they fish.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Though the situation in Haiti is tragic, I found this to be an interesting donation.

Saw on the internet that Haiti is without a government. To help out, I am donating one Obama, one Pelosi, one Reid, one Frank, one Coakley and two Clintons! They may keep them permanently! I'd give them a constitution; but I can't find mine right now!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Please put this on your post if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that being eaten by dragons is not something to be ashamed of. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and are truly terrifying. 93% won't copy and post this... they have...... been eaten by dragons. I have lost many friends due to this epidemic!

 

[BRDof3]

Though the situation in Haiti is tragic, I found this to be an interesting donation.

Saw on the internet that Haiti is without a government. To help out, I am donating one Obama, one Pelosi, one Reid, one Frank, one Coakley and two Clintons! They may keep them permanently! I'd give them a constitution; but I can't find mine right now!

I'll pitch in on the airfare to send them down there.

 

[des1954]

Please put this on your post if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that being eaten by dragons is not something to be ashamed of. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and are truly terrifying. 93% won't copy and post this... they have...... been eaten by dragons. I have lost many friends due to this epidemic!

HEY!!! I thought there was only one Cajun Geek in your family!?!

 

[2goofycampers]

The most common flea found on a dog is the cat flea (ctenocephalides felis). It can jump up to 200 times its height which is 1/16 of an inch.

 

[2goofycampers]

Chiggers are the larvae of a red mite.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Can you tell that my baby is a TERMINATOR !!
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All I have to do is win the lottery and we'll be on easy street. I'm pretty sure that Easy Street is in the Caribbean.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

The next time you are inna sand-box country, remember,
a good camel should be able to travel 80 to 100 kilometers per day easily.

 

[BRDof3]

The next time you are inna sand-box country, remember,
a good camel should be able to travel 80 to 100 kilometers per day easily.

Diesel camels do better, though, and they carry more weight. They just make more noises around the oasis at night.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Diesel camels do better, though, and they carry more weight. They just make more noises around the oasis at night.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

There are a couple'a geese that fly to our pond every year have babies then leave when babies are big enough.
For some reason they flew in REAL early this year, they arrived last week !! Boy were they surprized when everything frooze over w/snow !!

 

[3gr8kids]

Well, after the day I've had, I needed to decompress, so I was cruisin youtube for a happy tune. Low and behold, I came across this. Now, for any of you who got the chance to see my October version of "stranger danger", I defy you, after you watch this, to tell me that these backup ladies aren't the original stranger danger dancers? Different tune, similar moves

They're my mentors, hehehe!

exhibit a ~ (notice especially starting around 1:41)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY8P2iYA9g0

Oh, and edited to add - I don't know why she is singing about "I got two coconuts", and it DEFINITELY doesn't sound like japanese!
oh, and edited (again) to add - Hey Kelly - I'm gonna pick up some of that material and make us some dresses. Yeah. You get the boas.