Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread


If you suddenly get the urge to run around naked.....sniff some Windex!!
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It prevents streaking!

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Announcement....announcement!!!!

Commencing with this message, I will be 27 posts away from hitting 4000 posts!
 
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If you suddenly get the urge to run around naked.....sniff some Windex!!
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It prevents streaking!

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I'll be right back, after I sniff mt Windex! :rotfl:





Announcement....announcement!!!!

Commencing with this message, I will be 27 posts away from hitting 4000 posts!

You're getting close. :hourglass
 
The primary purpose of scales is to give the fish external protection and for production of lipstick.
 
The primary purpose of scales is to give the fish external protection and for production of lipstick.

I thought that the primary purpose for fish scales was to weight the fish. :lmao:

On second thought, if the unthinkable ever happens, and I actually catch a fish, I don't want any scales around. If it is actually weighed in front of a witness then I won't be able to add 5 pounds when I'm telling the tale after I get home. :rolleyes:
 
I thought that the primary purpose for fish scales was to weight the fish. :lmao:

On second thought, if the unthinkable ever happens, and I actually catch a fish, I don't want any scales around. If it is actually weighed in front of a witness then I won't be able to add 5 pounds when I'm telling the tale after I get home. :rolleyes:

Oh it don't matter if there are witnesses around, fish are allowed to grow 6" and up to 5 lbs. by the time you get home,,,
it's the law, I swear it is !:thumbsup2
 
Useless fact of the day:

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.


(I can't help to think alcohol might be involved in some of these!:lmao: )
 
Useless fact of the day:

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.


(I can't help to think alcohol might be involved in some of these!:lmao: )

I didn't know sharks drank alcohol. :lmao:
 
Useless fact of the day:

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.


(I can't help to think alcohol might be involved in some of these!:lmao: )

I think most of them are folk who choke to death on Mounds and Almond Joy bars.
 
Thought for the day....

"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." Will Rogers
 
Thought for the day....

"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." Will Rogers

He musta been talk'n bout the parades at WDW. :thumbsup2





My useless fact :


Humans aren't the only mammals with eye boogers. It is common for other animals, such as dogs, to get eye boogers.

70 out of 100 people admit to picking their boogers. Gross! Out of those 7 people, 3 people admit to eating their boogers. Grosser!
 
Living in Alabama



*Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
*There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Alabama.
*There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Alabama, plus a couple no one's seen before.
*If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
*Onced and Twiced are words.
*It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.
*People actually grow and eat okra.
*'Fixinto' is one word.
*Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
*Backwards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.'
*DJeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'
*You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
*You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
*'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to the store.'
*All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
*You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car.
*There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
*The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
*The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
*100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'
*We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
*Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' Wal-martin'
or off to 'Wally World.'
*A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.
*A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. . . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kinda coke you want?'
*Fried catfish is the other white meat.
*We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.


If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from Alabama (and those who just wish they were).
EVERYONE can't be from Alabama ; it takes talent.
You might say it's an art form or a gift from God!
 





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