Useless Facts/Chit Chat Thread

[lisa8200]

Any word on the baby yet??? Hope Colson and family are all "Happy Campers" at the moment.

Just got back from a pre-op visit for our oldest's surgery scheduled for this Friday. Looks like what was supposed to be 2 hrs of surgery has now progressed to about 5 or 6 hrs. Oh well, they'll get 'er done I hope this time.
Surgeon did not look pleased to see what he was looking at in the ultrasound, we'll know more on Friday. The kid has several permanent marker dots on his neck that have to stay there until Friday.

Our thoughts and prayer are with you as well.

 

[des1954]

What is with this show???? I HATE the head guy!!! If he was my boss I, bring roaches to work in my pockets to put on the plates so his restaurant would get closed down. This guys needs to be beaten about the face and neck area with a broken beer bottle. My wife refuses to change this crap...she LOVES it!!!! He stresses me out so badly....Id set that f'r on fire I swear to GOD!!!!

I can't even stand to see that arrogant @zz on a commercial! He makes my blood boil just looking at his smug, and very grotesque, face!! If you rearranged his face with a broken beer bottle, would it make it better than it is now? Now, I don't want YOU to do it Rog - cause they take your computer away when you'r in prison.... but MAYBE... we'll hear about someone going off on him with a meat cleaver or perhaps a rotisserrie skewer?? Yeah... that'd be fair!

 

[ntsammy5]

Now, I don't want YOU to do it Rog - cause they take your computer away when you're in prison....

Gatordad says he gets 1/2 hour a day!

 

[Tent Camping Mom]

That wasn't your camper that exploded last night was it? I saw the debris on TV this morning and I didn't see any Mickey Heads in the mix. So hopefully not!

In case you all are wondering, I saw on the local news this morning where a camper exploded in Madison. No details as to what happened. There were no injuries, just a total destruction of a camper.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Im one!!!... But i have a question... how do you put regular pictures on my signature???

You have to upload them to a host like photobucket first. You also need to have a certain number of posts before you can add pictures. I'm not sure what that number is.

 

[Gatordad]

Gatordad says he gets 1/2 hour a day!

sometimes I sneak into the prison Library and get more.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

So glad Ali won. I had ice cream too, although it was weight watchers. I just got back from disney 8 pounds heavier. How do you gain 8 pounds in one week?

It's water. That's all it is. Soon, it will go poof and be gone! That's what I keep telling myself anyway.

 

[ntsammy5]

Hello, Mr Gopher......

 

[clkelley]

That wasn't your camper that exploded last night was it? I saw the debris on TV this morning and I didn't see any Mickey Heads in the mix. So hopefully not!

In case you all are wondering, I saw on the local news this morning where a camper exploded in Madison. No details as to what happened. There were no injuries, just a total destruction of a camper.

Don't think so. I haven't gotten any frantic calls from my mother, so I guess it's OK (It gets parked in her backyard.) I guess I'll give her a call They are out in Harvest anyway.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Hello, Mr Gopher......

Im alright...dont nobody worry bout me.....why ya got to gimme a fight....why cant ya just let me be!!!!

 

[77ed]

Hello, Mr Gopher......

(With a scotish accent) I want you to kill all the gophers on the course.
That movie is in my top 10 of all time.

 

[RvUsa]

I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/ Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137540/Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/ We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!

 

[77ed]

That's good!!!

 

[Colson39]

It's In The Hollleeeeeee!!!

 

[77ed]

Na-na-na-na-na-na

 

[RvUsa]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

 

[77ed]

Man, you really can remember this stuff!!!

 

[RvUsa]

Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it's just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher!

 

[RvUsa]

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

 

[RvUsa]

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.


I wish I had a memory like this, but I drank most of it away in college I am cheating there is a page about Carl Spangler. LOL