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Heres a list of all the family and/or blockbuster movies for the year. Be warned these release dates are subject to change at any moment. Even more than last year, the studios are going to juggling movies around to get them a better shot at winning the weekend. And so that Roger Ebert doesnt have all the fun, Ive thrown in some of what Ive heard too.
I've also highlight Disney's movies. But I am not including marketing releases such as 'Jungle Book 2' and 'Lizzie McGuire' because they're not real theatrical movies, they're direc-to-video flicks given an extra marketing ploy.
That said, lets begin:
The Recruit Jan/ 31 Disney tries Bruckheimer style action without Bruckheimer. Youve seen the ads by now.
Shanghai Knights Feb. 7 Sequel to surprise hit Shanghai Noon. Proved that Owen Wilson has talent. And like the first one, this ones being released by Disney.
Daredevil Feb 14 The first big comic book movie of the year. Favorite comment so far is that it will be interesting to see if Ben Afflecks acting can pull off an action movie, or if his body can pull off spandex and leather.
Johnny English Mar. 14 Mr. Bean does Austin Powers for the younger set.
The Core Mar. 28 Scientists drill to the Earths core in a movie that had a lot of very strong buzz about it. But it was pushed back from last year and thats not a good sign.
Anger Management Apr. 11 Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler together again for the first time.
Timeline Apr. 11 Jurassic Parks Michael Cricthon returns with a story about time travel to the middle ages. It has knights, castle storming, gratuitous sword fighting everything you need for a really great action movie except a script thats worth all the bother (or the $7.75 ticket price).
Holes Apr. 18 Based on the childrens book, this Disney released movies tagline is A warden at a juvenile detention center has children dig large holes, claiming it builds character, but is really looking for a legendary hidden treasure. Stars Sigourney Weaver and Jon Voight. And the author of the book also wrote the screenplay (a nicety these days).
X-Men 2 May 2 Summer starts with the first mega-sequel a year of mega-sequels. The buzz about this one is pretty strong, much better than the first movie. And considering how the careers of its stars are going, expect it to be the last to feature all of the cast.
Daddy Day Care May 9 The first Eddie Murphy family comedy of the year. Rumor is Disneys Haunted Mansion may go to video if this one flops.
The Matrix Reloaded May 15 Keanus back. The long, long, long, long in production sequel to The Matirx hopefully is finished on time. And if you like this one, theres more on the way soon.
Bruce Almighty May 23 Jim Carey gives up on the Oscars and goes back to making comedies but he still thinks hes God. This one has family-movie-heart-tugger written all over it.
Open Range May 23 The former Mr. Snow White Kevin Costner comes home to Disney and returns to the Wild West in search of his career. He's "a former gunslinger is forced to take up arms again when he and his cattle crew are threatened by a corrupt lawman." I don't think there's anything more that needs to be said.
Finding Nemo May 30 At last, the first big Disney movie of the year, and its from Pixar. Dont believe all the rumors that were leaked earlier this year, this one is getting very strong word of mouth. The fate of the entire Disney-Pixar deal hangs with this movie. Disneys big card to prove they didnt need Pixar was Treasure Planet. Well, you know. There are rumors production of final two Pixar films will be accelerated so Pixar can dump Disney even sooner than before.
The Faster and the Furious June 6 Sequel to The Fast and The Furious, a movie rumored to be used by Michael Eisner as the kind he wants to make (cheap with lots of box office). This sequel, while still a crime, is at least Vin Diesel free.
Master and Commander June 6 Big time action adventure on sailing ships with the Royal Navy starring Russell Crowe. A good chance to see if Disneys Pirates is going to be a good decision, and firing Crowe from The Alamo was as well..
Rugrats Meet The Wild Thornberries June 13 Synergy just got ugly. And no, this isn't a joke.
The Hulk June 20 The biggest of this years comic book films, this one has a surprisingly good cast and crew: Ang Lee directing with Eric Bana and Jennifer Connelly starring. It will push the limits about how much of the original story can be changed and still be accepted by the true fans.
Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle June 27 The most expensive sequel ever made and proof that Old Guard Hollywood is quickly spending itself into non-existence in a race to the bottom. At least Drew Barrymore continues to push the development of photo-realistic (and slimmer) CGI characters, bring the era of the actor to a swifter close.
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde July 2 Reese Witherspoon is much, much too good for this. Go rent Election instead.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas July 2 This is Dreamworks big animated film for the year. They say theyre releasing it as counter=programming for all the too-violent for kids flicks around the fourth of July. Maybe. This one has the voices of Brad Pitt and Catherine Zeta-Jones to help it out. And yea, theyre neverours about it after Treasure Planet tanked.
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines July 2 Costing more than T2, more than The Abyss, more than even Titanic, and without all the fuss and bother of James Cameron. Generally considered the biggest gamble of the summer.
The Pirates of the Caribbean July 9 Yes, Disneys most expensive movie made is being released at the height of the summer slaughter season opposite Hulk and Terminator. Will the crowds wanting over the top action and mayhem want to watch a bunch of guys in wigs on boats? The answer has a lot riding on it now. Pearl Harbor blasted Disney out of the Hollywood big leagues, a failed Pirates could leave Disney as nothing but a niche studio making micro-budget family flicks.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen July 11 How about this for a change, an art house comic book movie? Captain Nemo, Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray, Nina Harker, Dr. Jekyll and other characters from Victorian era fiction form their own Super Hero group to stop world domination. Unfortunately the buzz is that the concept is far more interesting than its execution.
Bad Boys II July 18 Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay, Disneys former big hit movie team, continue to look elsewhere to take their work. And thats not always a bad thing.
Dumb and Dumberer July 18 No, thats not a typo. As I said, the race to the bottom continues.
The Exorcist: The Beginning July 18 See above.
Spy Kids 3 July 25 The second one ran out of gas at the box office very quickly. Plans for a Spy Kids movie every year seem to have been stopped. Now expect a long line of direct-to-video sequels and a Disney Channel series if its cheap enough.
Lara Croft and the Craddle of Life: Tomb Raider 2 July 25 The first one is generally considered to be a big box office disappointment. Unless this ones a huge hit the series will probably end. I havent heard one peep about this one. Either its very secret or its very embarrassing.
American Pie 3: American Wedding Aug. 1 Have I ever mentioned that most of Hollywood exists simply so people can give each other jobs?
Gigli Aug 1 A moive starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. As if their marriage will last to the release date.
Hidalgo Aug. 8 The one Disney movie youve probably not heard of. It stars Viggo Mortensen (Aagorn from The Lord of the Rings) as Frank T. Hopkins, a long-distance endurance horse rider. Beyond that, I dont know much about it either.
S.W.A.T. Aug 8 The last gasp of Hollywoods previous trend - the television series into movie franchise - thuds into theaters. Yep, its the same elementary school favorite from the 1970s before it became unfashionable to actually show cops shooting people. Sadly, really bad movies never seem to fall from favor.
The Young Black Stallion Sept. 26 A prequel to the Francis Ford Coppola family classic, but without FFC. The movie was finished last year, but was put on the shelf.
Cold Creek Manor Oct. 3 Disney goes after the Fall adult thriller crowd with this one. Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone move into a big house in the country. Then the former owner gets out of prison and decides he wants his house back.
Freaky Friday Oct. 10 How many times can Disney remake the same movie? Wait, I dont want to know the answer. This one stars Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan (from the Disney remake of Disneys The Parent Trap). You know the rest.
Good Boy! Oct 10 Dogs are aliens bent on world domination. Not directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Bears Nov. 7 Disney Feature Animation Flordias likely final film has been moved up an entire year to cover over problems with Burbanks CGI mess My Peoples. Abused, maligned, maltreated these great people deserve a heck of a lot better treatment from their corporate master than theyve ever gotten. Sadly, the buzz is this film is going to be dumped (look below) so Disney can more quickly turn itself into a garbage company.
The Matrix Revolution Nov. 7 The third of the Matrix movies and the second one this year. All action all the time (sadly with frequent Keanu content).
Looney Tunes: Back In Action Nov. 14 As if Bears doesnt have enough competition. All of the Warner Brothers characters chase Brendan Frasier around the Warners lot. Early buzz is this is very much in the Roger Rabbit style of live action/animation over the top comedy. In other words, the sequel Disney refused to make is finally here..
The Cat in the Hat Nov. 21 Why ruin just one Dr, Suess book for upcoming generations? Mike Meyers (Austin Powers) plays the cat in a movie with fanatic sets and absolutely nothing to do with the book you had read to you as a child.
Disneys The Haunted Mansion Nov. 26 So if you thought releasing Bears against Matrix and Looney Tunes was stupid, how about Mansion up against Cat and a full month after Halloween!!!! Then again based on rumors around town its probably best that as few people as possible see this movie. Chances are also very strong that this will be the last ride movie ever to make it to theaters. There may still be some attempt at a direct-to-video franchise, but the expected poor box office and high production costs of theatrical features means Big Thunder wont be in a multiplex near you.
The Last Samurai Dec. 5 Tom Cruise is a 19th Century American who goes to Japan to train the Emperors army to fight the last remaining samurai. Theyre expecting a lot from this movie and visions of Gladiator size money and Oscars are dancing in people heads. At least the sets are impressive.
The Alamo Dec. 12 Much discussed on these boards already, Eisners cut rate epic is supposed to make it to the screen: well see. P.S. Look what opens three days later..
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Dec. 15 A rough edit of the film already exists and rumors all over town are praising it as the strongest of the three strong films. It is impossible to overestimate the importance of the entire Rings series on the movies you will see for the rest of this century. Not only did the filmmakers violate every rule that Hollywood has, they have produced one of the best films ever made (there's a rumored "master cut" that links all three films together which will run more than 14 hours). Its already expected that the three films will bring in close to five billion dollars in worldwide first run box office. Add to that the video, re-releases, cable, broadcast and merchandise. Not bad for a small independent group in nowhere New Zealand. And all of this could have been Disneys too, except Eisner gave the film away. Now do you understand why there are a lot of bitter people in Burbank?
Some Disney films dont have release dates yet, including Under the Tuscan Sun, George of the Jungle 2, and Bringing Down the House.
Like I said, everything above is subject to change. If people are interested Ill try to keep this list up to date.
I've also highlight Disney's movies. But I am not including marketing releases such as 'Jungle Book 2' and 'Lizzie McGuire' because they're not real theatrical movies, they're direc-to-video flicks given an extra marketing ploy.
That said, lets begin:
The Recruit Jan/ 31 Disney tries Bruckheimer style action without Bruckheimer. Youve seen the ads by now.
Shanghai Knights Feb. 7 Sequel to surprise hit Shanghai Noon. Proved that Owen Wilson has talent. And like the first one, this ones being released by Disney.
Daredevil Feb 14 The first big comic book movie of the year. Favorite comment so far is that it will be interesting to see if Ben Afflecks acting can pull off an action movie, or if his body can pull off spandex and leather.
Johnny English Mar. 14 Mr. Bean does Austin Powers for the younger set.
The Core Mar. 28 Scientists drill to the Earths core in a movie that had a lot of very strong buzz about it. But it was pushed back from last year and thats not a good sign.
Anger Management Apr. 11 Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler together again for the first time.
Timeline Apr. 11 Jurassic Parks Michael Cricthon returns with a story about time travel to the middle ages. It has knights, castle storming, gratuitous sword fighting everything you need for a really great action movie except a script thats worth all the bother (or the $7.75 ticket price).
Holes Apr. 18 Based on the childrens book, this Disney released movies tagline is A warden at a juvenile detention center has children dig large holes, claiming it builds character, but is really looking for a legendary hidden treasure. Stars Sigourney Weaver and Jon Voight. And the author of the book also wrote the screenplay (a nicety these days).
X-Men 2 May 2 Summer starts with the first mega-sequel a year of mega-sequels. The buzz about this one is pretty strong, much better than the first movie. And considering how the careers of its stars are going, expect it to be the last to feature all of the cast.
Daddy Day Care May 9 The first Eddie Murphy family comedy of the year. Rumor is Disneys Haunted Mansion may go to video if this one flops.
The Matrix Reloaded May 15 Keanus back. The long, long, long, long in production sequel to The Matirx hopefully is finished on time. And if you like this one, theres more on the way soon.
Bruce Almighty May 23 Jim Carey gives up on the Oscars and goes back to making comedies but he still thinks hes God. This one has family-movie-heart-tugger written all over it.
Open Range May 23 The former Mr. Snow White Kevin Costner comes home to Disney and returns to the Wild West in search of his career. He's "a former gunslinger is forced to take up arms again when he and his cattle crew are threatened by a corrupt lawman." I don't think there's anything more that needs to be said.
Finding Nemo May 30 At last, the first big Disney movie of the year, and its from Pixar. Dont believe all the rumors that were leaked earlier this year, this one is getting very strong word of mouth. The fate of the entire Disney-Pixar deal hangs with this movie. Disneys big card to prove they didnt need Pixar was Treasure Planet. Well, you know. There are rumors production of final two Pixar films will be accelerated so Pixar can dump Disney even sooner than before.
The Faster and the Furious June 6 Sequel to The Fast and The Furious, a movie rumored to be used by Michael Eisner as the kind he wants to make (cheap with lots of box office). This sequel, while still a crime, is at least Vin Diesel free.
Master and Commander June 6 Big time action adventure on sailing ships with the Royal Navy starring Russell Crowe. A good chance to see if Disneys Pirates is going to be a good decision, and firing Crowe from The Alamo was as well..
Rugrats Meet The Wild Thornberries June 13 Synergy just got ugly. And no, this isn't a joke.
The Hulk June 20 The biggest of this years comic book films, this one has a surprisingly good cast and crew: Ang Lee directing with Eric Bana and Jennifer Connelly starring. It will push the limits about how much of the original story can be changed and still be accepted by the true fans.
Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle June 27 The most expensive sequel ever made and proof that Old Guard Hollywood is quickly spending itself into non-existence in a race to the bottom. At least Drew Barrymore continues to push the development of photo-realistic (and slimmer) CGI characters, bring the era of the actor to a swifter close.
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde July 2 Reese Witherspoon is much, much too good for this. Go rent Election instead.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas July 2 This is Dreamworks big animated film for the year. They say theyre releasing it as counter=programming for all the too-violent for kids flicks around the fourth of July. Maybe. This one has the voices of Brad Pitt and Catherine Zeta-Jones to help it out. And yea, theyre neverours about it after Treasure Planet tanked.
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines July 2 Costing more than T2, more than The Abyss, more than even Titanic, and without all the fuss and bother of James Cameron. Generally considered the biggest gamble of the summer.
The Pirates of the Caribbean July 9 Yes, Disneys most expensive movie made is being released at the height of the summer slaughter season opposite Hulk and Terminator. Will the crowds wanting over the top action and mayhem want to watch a bunch of guys in wigs on boats? The answer has a lot riding on it now. Pearl Harbor blasted Disney out of the Hollywood big leagues, a failed Pirates could leave Disney as nothing but a niche studio making micro-budget family flicks.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen July 11 How about this for a change, an art house comic book movie? Captain Nemo, Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray, Nina Harker, Dr. Jekyll and other characters from Victorian era fiction form their own Super Hero group to stop world domination. Unfortunately the buzz is that the concept is far more interesting than its execution.
Bad Boys II July 18 Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay, Disneys former big hit movie team, continue to look elsewhere to take their work. And thats not always a bad thing.
Dumb and Dumberer July 18 No, thats not a typo. As I said, the race to the bottom continues.
The Exorcist: The Beginning July 18 See above.
Spy Kids 3 July 25 The second one ran out of gas at the box office very quickly. Plans for a Spy Kids movie every year seem to have been stopped. Now expect a long line of direct-to-video sequels and a Disney Channel series if its cheap enough.
Lara Croft and the Craddle of Life: Tomb Raider 2 July 25 The first one is generally considered to be a big box office disappointment. Unless this ones a huge hit the series will probably end. I havent heard one peep about this one. Either its very secret or its very embarrassing.
American Pie 3: American Wedding Aug. 1 Have I ever mentioned that most of Hollywood exists simply so people can give each other jobs?
Gigli Aug 1 A moive starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. As if their marriage will last to the release date.
Hidalgo Aug. 8 The one Disney movie youve probably not heard of. It stars Viggo Mortensen (Aagorn from The Lord of the Rings) as Frank T. Hopkins, a long-distance endurance horse rider. Beyond that, I dont know much about it either.
S.W.A.T. Aug 8 The last gasp of Hollywoods previous trend - the television series into movie franchise - thuds into theaters. Yep, its the same elementary school favorite from the 1970s before it became unfashionable to actually show cops shooting people. Sadly, really bad movies never seem to fall from favor.
The Young Black Stallion Sept. 26 A prequel to the Francis Ford Coppola family classic, but without FFC. The movie was finished last year, but was put on the shelf.
Cold Creek Manor Oct. 3 Disney goes after the Fall adult thriller crowd with this one. Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone move into a big house in the country. Then the former owner gets out of prison and decides he wants his house back.
Freaky Friday Oct. 10 How many times can Disney remake the same movie? Wait, I dont want to know the answer. This one stars Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan (from the Disney remake of Disneys The Parent Trap). You know the rest.
Good Boy! Oct 10 Dogs are aliens bent on world domination. Not directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Bears Nov. 7 Disney Feature Animation Flordias likely final film has been moved up an entire year to cover over problems with Burbanks CGI mess My Peoples. Abused, maligned, maltreated these great people deserve a heck of a lot better treatment from their corporate master than theyve ever gotten. Sadly, the buzz is this film is going to be dumped (look below) so Disney can more quickly turn itself into a garbage company.
The Matrix Revolution Nov. 7 The third of the Matrix movies and the second one this year. All action all the time (sadly with frequent Keanu content).
Looney Tunes: Back In Action Nov. 14 As if Bears doesnt have enough competition. All of the Warner Brothers characters chase Brendan Frasier around the Warners lot. Early buzz is this is very much in the Roger Rabbit style of live action/animation over the top comedy. In other words, the sequel Disney refused to make is finally here..
The Cat in the Hat Nov. 21 Why ruin just one Dr, Suess book for upcoming generations? Mike Meyers (Austin Powers) plays the cat in a movie with fanatic sets and absolutely nothing to do with the book you had read to you as a child.
Disneys The Haunted Mansion Nov. 26 So if you thought releasing Bears against Matrix and Looney Tunes was stupid, how about Mansion up against Cat and a full month after Halloween!!!! Then again based on rumors around town its probably best that as few people as possible see this movie. Chances are also very strong that this will be the last ride movie ever to make it to theaters. There may still be some attempt at a direct-to-video franchise, but the expected poor box office and high production costs of theatrical features means Big Thunder wont be in a multiplex near you.
The Last Samurai Dec. 5 Tom Cruise is a 19th Century American who goes to Japan to train the Emperors army to fight the last remaining samurai. Theyre expecting a lot from this movie and visions of Gladiator size money and Oscars are dancing in people heads. At least the sets are impressive.
The Alamo Dec. 12 Much discussed on these boards already, Eisners cut rate epic is supposed to make it to the screen: well see. P.S. Look what opens three days later..
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Dec. 15 A rough edit of the film already exists and rumors all over town are praising it as the strongest of the three strong films. It is impossible to overestimate the importance of the entire Rings series on the movies you will see for the rest of this century. Not only did the filmmakers violate every rule that Hollywood has, they have produced one of the best films ever made (there's a rumored "master cut" that links all three films together which will run more than 14 hours). Its already expected that the three films will bring in close to five billion dollars in worldwide first run box office. Add to that the video, re-releases, cable, broadcast and merchandise. Not bad for a small independent group in nowhere New Zealand. And all of this could have been Disneys too, except Eisner gave the film away. Now do you understand why there are a lot of bitter people in Burbank?
Some Disney films dont have release dates yet, including Under the Tuscan Sun, George of the Jungle 2, and Bringing Down the House.
Like I said, everything above is subject to change. If people are interested Ill try to keep this list up to date.