A Belated Trip Report: EPCOT Flower & Garden Festival March 2022

(Image description: A Goofy topiary and Flower and Garden festival sign among a flower bed in front of Spaceship Earth.)
A few weeks ago, I visited my parents for Spring Break. They live in Tampa, and while the main point of the trip was to get some quiet time to work on my dissertation, I decided to treat them to a day at EPCOT for the Flower & Garden Festival. They have taken me to Disney MANY times over the years, and it was fun to do this for them!
I bought our tickets and made a park reservation for Friday, March 11th in the hopes that we would be there right before the bad spring break crowds hit… more on that later. Of course, drama ensued on Thursday when I was taking a quick shower after work before heading to the airport. While I was in the shower, I got a notification that my flight was cancelled. I had a flight with Allegiant, and they had no other flights until Sunday. Changing Disney ticket reservation days has been a pain— I was on hold for over 4 hours recently trying to resolve an unused ticket matter due to COVID from MW and eventually just gave up— and I was freaking out that I was able to lose hundreds of dollars. Luckily, my mom came up with the idea of seeing if there was an early flight into Orlando that next morning. Then, my parents would drive to the airport from Tampa, pick me up, and we could go straight to the park. Luckily, there was a SW flight that left at 5 am on Friday morning. It was expensive, but I booked it.
The SW flight was relatively painless. I was almost the last person on the plane since I had just booked the flight and thus got a bad boarding number, but I still got a window seat in the front! I sat next to two extraordinarily polite young teenagers. They were very sweet. The plane arrived around 7:30 am, and then I waited at MCO for my parents for about two hours— they couldn’t leave Tampa until they dropped their dog off at daycare. I found a lovey spot on a bench and relaxed, listening to the fountain and watching the beautiful 50th celebration park screen.

(Image description: A fountain in front of a screen showing an image of the 50th Spaceship Earth at MCO.)
We got to the park around 10:30 am. It was fun to see the entrance in its actual use in comparison to MW. I am sure my parents were annoyed when I kept saying “oh! I ran here!” Here are the highlights from our day:
Rides: I didn’t get
Genie+ because I wasn’t sure how interested my parents would be in rides and I had been anticipating less crowds. I was wrong, and I wish I had gotten ILLs for Frozen and Remy. We did the Mexico ride, which I don’t think I had ever been on, because it had a short wait. My dad enjoyed pointing out all of the hidden mickeys. My parents used to live in Orlando, and my dad would come to Disney like 5 days a week and walk 6-10 miles. He lost a lot of weight doing it! But he hasn’t been back to Disney much since they moved to Tampa a few years ago.
I had never been on Frozen, and my mom said she would ride it with me. The posted wait time was 90 minutes, and it ended up being 75. A weird thing about standby that I’ve noticed is that you will stay in one spot for a long time. It’s not really consistent progress. My mom had never seen Frozen, so I told her the story. I thought this would get us through a significant part of the line, but we hadn’t even made it past the first section by the time I was done. Maybe I should have sang the songs…
Overall, I thought the ride was fun but wouldn’t wait that long for it again. My butt also got very wet because there was a puddle on my seat. Thankfully I am pretty chill and wasn’t too worried about walking around with a wet butt lol.
We also rode Remy later that night. My dad had never ridden this one so it was all three of us. When we walked past the first posted wait time it said 90 minutes, but then it said 115 minutes when we got to the main entrance. We decided to wait, and this is when I really wished I had tried for ILL. My parents just aren’t used to that much standing, and I think my mom was in pain. There was a lot of standing and waiting without forward progress, and I found the hallways to be claustrophobic. There was a sweet and fun mom and two teen daughters behind us, though. We befriended them, made jokes, and passed the time. Eventually— basically at exactly 115 minutes— we made it to the front! I haven’t seen all of Ratatouille (just the first half on a plane ride), but I thought the ride was fun. The cars were so cute and the magnet system was really neat. I also was impressed by the 4D.

(Image description: A selfie of me in front of an Eeyore and Piglet topiary.)
Shows: We watched the Beauty and the Beast singalong, which was fun. I was in Beauty and the Beast in high school (yours truly was a townsperson and a wine glass). I wish the show had featured more of Belle and included The Mob Song. I didn’t sing aloud because no one needed my off key contributions haha. As a theatre fan, I thought the lobby displays were cool.

(Image description: Belle standing behind a fence and a flower bed, smiling at an unpictured child with her hand behind her ear.)
Food: We did a lot of eating throughout the day, as one does at EPCOT. I was very excited for the Garden Graze challenge since I am vegan. Sadly, I was having stomach issues and only got 2/5 snacks. I think I was just exhausted from the early flight and less than 3 hours of sleep (this seems to be a Disney theme for me). The avocado toast was pretty AND delicious. I had been excited for the potato pancakes with applesauce but didn’t find it that appetizing… probably just because of my stomach pain. I am sad because I wanted the Garden Graze cup that you get for completing the challenge… but I may just buy it on eBay.

(Image description: Avocado toast with a bite taken out of it. The Flower & Garden passport is next to it and there are plants in the background.)
I had dinner reservations for us at Rose & Crown for 6:45 or so, but we ended up eating around 5. They moved up our reservation which was nice. I had the vegan Shepard’s pie, which was okay. Disney does good with the plant-based foods, but I have found that when the dish includes fake meat, it is too heavy on the fake meat. I also had some iced tea. I was very proud of myself for not drinking any soda (and am now approaching 4 weeks soda free!).

(Image description: Vegan Shepard’s pie on a plate with a flower pattern.)
I had been trying to get Space 220 restaurant or lounge with Mousekepro’s but had no luck.
Harmonious: After Remy, we staked out a spot with some benches and waited about 45 minutes for Harmonious. I forget where we were but it was a good spot (I recognize this isn’t helpful, haha). My parents desperately needed to sit down for awhile, and I went on a walk to look at some more shops and brought them back Diet Cokes (and resisted my own… it was tough). Once the show was about to start we walked over closer to the water and had a nice view. I had read that people don’t care for it, but I loved the colors, effects, and music. They played many of my favorite hits (How Far I’ll Go, Go The Distance, Arabian Nights, the Beauty and the Beast prologue)! There were moments where the composition of the music felt lacking… like I was waiting for the songs to scratch an itch that never got satisfied. Idk if that makes sense but my dad is a musician and he agreed. Overall, though, I loved it.

(Image description: A photo of me flashing peace signs in World Showcase’s Italy (?). I am wearing a shirt that has a Lion King picture and says Hakuna Matata, Minnie ears with rainbow patterns and a bow, a purple “earidescent” fanny pack with various Disney pins, and blue jeans shorts.)
Shopping: I enjoyed exploring all of the shops in World Showcase, although I was sad there wasn’t more Sailor Moon merchandise in Japan. When we walked out of this store, the drummers were performing.

(Image description: Me in the Japan store, smiling and holding a plush of a purple cat— Luna from Sailor Moon.)
We also went to the Art of
Disney store, which is one of my favs. I wish they had more smaller prints. I suppose I need to come for the Art Festival sometime. My parents bought me the cutest Eeyore figurine.

(Image description: An Eeyore figurine on my work desk. He has a pink balloon shaped like a heart floating above him.)
Once Harmonious was over, I noticed they had closed most of the stores and was worried because I had wanted a few things from Creations. I had faith in Chapek though, and he didn’t let me down (this time). I knew he wouldn’t risk losing that money from people hoping for final souvenirs as they exited the park. My mom got me a 50th spirit jersey (the gold sparkly one), a shirt with my three old school favs— Belle, Ariel, and Jasmine, and one of those pretty reusable 50th bags. My parents also got some souvenirs for themselves.
After a long but fun day, we headed back to the car and began the mostly uneventful drive back to Tampa. My dad stopped at a McDonalds to get some caffeine, and the car in front of us was not moving forward in the drive thru. Finally, my dad just passed them and they were… asleep at the wheel. So scary!!! They eventually pulled up behind us so they must have woken up. Yikes.
That night, I slept amazingly and got 2 1/2 hours of deep sleep which is unheard of for me. I must have been exhausted!

(Image description: A selfie of me at night in front of a lit-up Spaceship Earth with purple and orange tones.)