Alright ladies I just finished on a path of self discovery.
Come with me if you will.
This past hour I have been cleaning out underneath my bathroom sinks in our master bathroom. I have been having trouble shutting the doors lately and stuff spills out of them when I open one to get something.
Ok so here is what happened. I opened them to pull out some lotion. 8 bottles of junk fell out so I thought "I should clean this out, what else am I doing right now?" So I set aside the rubbing alcohol, nail polish remover, hair spray, glitter hair gel (can you guess who this is for,
Jeff)

and got started. I noticed I collect lotions that I never use. I mean I have some in there that are probably 10 years old. I know I moved a couple of them from Florida. They were tossed.
Then one body butter looking one smelled nice so I lathered it on my knee just to get the feel if I wanted to keep it or not. It was from Origins and I have not been shopping there for more than 3 years so I figured it might still be good if I still wanted it. Smelled deliciious. I noticed it wasnt rubbing in like I thought though. I decided to put it aside and see.
So next thing I notice is that I can never find a cotton ball when I need one and that is because they are all at the bottom of my cabinets. They apparently have fallen out of my drawer holders down the back and into the bottom of the cabinets. So I cleared all of those.
Then I had at on of individual eye tear eye drops spread out all over the bottom too. How on earth did they get out of the box that is sitting upright? Did they have a party one night and couldn't make it back up into the box?
I had 3 large bottles of listerine. Under the other cabinet I have one large bottle of listerine that I use everyday and when that is out I go buy more. Didnt know at the back of this cabinet I had the 3 other large bottles. And I 'm talkin the HUGE bottles too. How could I miss that?
Then I have 8 different types of hair straighters and at the same time 5 different types of curl enhancers under there. All from 8 years ago. In the trash they all went. I have wavy hair and apparently I went through a very undecided time in my life as to what to do with it!

My current hair stylist doesnt like any of that stuff so he has me buying 2 products total one for straight one for curly thats it. Why do I need all the others???
Then I have 6 boxes of feminine products. 6 boxes. This might be TMI but I have an IUD and except for the occasional mishap spotting (once a year) or last years miscarriage I have not a period in 4 years.

Why do I have these.

Funny thing is the other day I felt I needed something and I just went and bought light days liners just in case. LOL should have looked under my cabinet but I was scared too much stuff!!!
Then I have like 9 HUGE bottles of bubble bath. Not kids bubble bath either. My vanilla or euycalyptus scented bubble bath. I have only taken a bath twice in this house. I remember when we built it I was set on having the seperate garden tub. I had to have it. Well, I thought I would relax but I found when I was in the tub I was so bored. Even with a book I didnt want to be in there so we dont use it at all. I put them back under the sink just in case I get the urge someday to take a bath. sigh.
So there you have it. Now I have a half empty cabinet space under my sinks. I'm sure by next week it will be crammed full of stuff I'm afraid to look at again.
Oh by the way that body butter I put on my self from origins was not lotion it was shaving cream. So off to the shower. I just noticed!!!