Untitled Hyena Thread

[staley7580]

Hi all!

Hi Shawna!! how are you doing???

I'm going in. Call 911 if I'm not back in 5 minutes.

Ive got them on speed dial. Take LOTS of tape with you! and wear a helmet...

 

[staley7580]

A'ight, I'm back.

Excellent. Did you bust out the big stick?

 

[funnygarcia]

I'm confused. Bernice, did you say you got the buzz cut?

nope, I'm the baby

 

[spongemommie05]

Hi guys long time no talk !
Kids are off track again and i am going insane ...

 

[funnygarcia]

But I got this oh so NOT wonderful hack job to deal with

 

[funnygarcia]

Hi guys long time no talk !
Kids are off track again and i am going insane ...

melody must have sent out an alert for you !



I hear ya... my kids are on spring break week TWO

tonight is good, hubby is at dialysis, Noah went to a friend's house and me and the teen are hanigng out eating discounted Ben and Jerry's Ice cream-- mmmmm tastes better when it's 1/4 of the price

 

[staley7580]

Hi guys long time no talk !
Kids are off track again and i am going insane ...

Hey! Im reading your trippie right now! Again... 2 words. DUCT TAPE.

 

[spongemommie05]

I just don't know how to keep up when they are home ...
it's like my life just speeds up and then when they go back it slows way down...

 

[AZMickeyfans]

I'm reading it along with staley. Melody just posted you had an update! Good to see you spongie! sorry your kids are on break again.

Apparently duct tape works wonders around here.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Excellent. Did you bust out the big stick?

I kept hearing all this banging around, so I went upstairs. As usual, they are horsing around in the bathroom. You know, that room where most accidents in the home occur?

So I appeared in the doorway and DS7 had that sudden guilty look. I asked, "What are you supposed to be doing?"

He said, "Brushing my teeth."

I informed him that they'd been crashing around in the bathroom for 15 minutes. "It doesn't take 15 minutes to brush your teeth, and it doesn't require any crashing around, either. Are you done brushing your teeth now?"

"Ummmm, no." And he breaks out the toothbrush and toothpaste.

He brushes like crazy. I put toothpaste on DS3's toothbrush and hand it to him, meanwhile noticing that his side of the counter is FULL of smeared toothpaste. That yucky-smelling fruity kind. So while they're brushing, I clean up DS3's sink.

They brush their teeth in record time, then I tell them to get out and get ready for bed. I pick up all the towels from the floor and hang them back up, then hear them starting to horse around in DH's office. I shout for DS7 to get to bed and leave DH to deal with the rest.

 

[spongemommie05]

oh but i have done the duct tape thing ..actually they would not keep there hands to them selves so i put a sock around there wrists and duct taped them together side by side so that they had to do everything as a team .it worked for an hour then they drove me crazy so i ended up taking it off.

 

[spongemommie05]

I'm reading it along with staley. Melody just posted you had an update! Good to see you spongie! sorry your kids are on break again.

Apparently duct tape works wonders around here.

yea my trip report that has taken me way to long to do and should be finished by now i am so glad i only have one more day to do and i am finished who knew writing a TR would be so crazy for me

 

[staley7580]

I just don't know how to keep up when they are home ...
it's like my life just speeds up and then when they go back it slows way down...

Tape them to the wall. It works everytime.

I kept hearing all this banging around, so I went upstairs. As usual, they are horsing around in the bathroom. You know, that room where most accidents in the home occur?

So I appeared in the doorway and DS7 had that sudden guilty look. I asked, "What are you supposed to be doing?"

He said, "Brushing my teeth."

I informed him that they'd been crashing around in the bathroom for 15 minutes. "It doesn't take 15 minutes to brush your teeth, and it doesn't require any crashing around, either. Are you done brushing your teeth now?"

"Ummmm, no." And he breaks out the toothbrush and toothpaste.

He brushes like crazy. I put toothpaste on DS3's toothbrush and hand it to him, meanwhile noticing that his side of the counter is FULL of smeared toothpaste. That yucky-smelling fruity kind. So while they're brushing, I clean up DS3's sink.

They brush their teeth in record time, then I tell them to get out and get ready for bed. I pick up all the towels from the floor and hang them back up, then hear them starting to horse around in DH's office. I shout for DS7 to get to bed and leave DH to deal with the rest.

I hate it when my kids play in the bathroom.. EVERY NIGHT I have to go in and clean up toothpaste off the counter. I dont get how hard it is to just put it on the dang brush!! Or keep the water in the sink. Or just plain ole NOT MAKE A MESS!!!

oh but i have done the duct tape thing ..actually they would not keep there hands to them selves so i put a sock around there wrists and duct taped them together side by side so that they had to do everything as a team .it worked for an hour then they drove me crazy so i ended up taking it off.

 

[staley7580]

yea my trip report that has taken me way to long to do and should be finished by now i am so glad i only have one more day to do and i am finished who knew writing a TR would be so crazy for me

but you are doing a good job! Were you shocked when your MIL gave you the tickets for the next day? I would have fallen on the floor dead.

 

[funnygarcia]

I shout for DS7 to get to bed and leave DH to deal with the rest.

Divide and conquer with a bit of delegation of duty thrown in.. Nice technique.. see you're turning into a pro at this

And she shall be crowned "BOY MOM"


welcome to the looney bin...





I mean the club...

 

[eatmypixiedust]

oh but i have done the duct tape thing ..actually they would not keep there hands to them selves so i put a sock around there wrists and duct taped them together side by side so that they had to do everything as a team .it worked for an hour then they drove me crazy so i ended up taking it off.

SPONGE MAMA!!

 

[spongemommie05]

but you are doing a good job! Were you shocked when your MIL gave you the tickets for the next day? I would have fallen on the floor dead.

omg I about died i had know idea i thought she was just complaining as usual i mean she felt horrible about how she was acting her and my Hubby actually gave me a huge suprise when i got home ...

 

[AZMickeyfans]

So I'm thinking someone doesn't want me to go on this trip in April. It just seems to be hurdles after hurdles. I was handed our rehearsal schedule for dance when I picked Morgan up. well, that weekend was supposed to be a competition that got canceled but got changed to a production rehearsal. No big deal Jeff could drop her off for a few hours. So, tonight they added a mandatory mom/daughter competition hair/makeup day to learn how to do the studio's well, hair and makeup. It would not be a big deal except its a new studio and each studio is different and very particular in this area. They were going to show us how then have us do it so it can be checked hand out the makeup bags etc.

Its Friday nght. I was like AHHHHH I'm planning on being at Fantasmic! on Friday nght. I'm going to ask for a private consultation and then dh can bring her as their little model. That was suggested by one of the teachers. He said he would go but I'm not really sure how much info would be retained if you know what I mean. Llike ummm exactly how many inches over is the part on the right honey? I can see it now. I'll try to get my mom to go if Jeff can get her up there. At least she can do it and show me. Chances are Jeff will be doing hair and makeup while I am at Fantasmic!

 

[spongemommie05]

Hey there pixie

 

[staley7580]

omg I about died i had know idea i thought she was just complaining as usual i mean she felt horrible about how she was acting her and my Hubby actually gave me a huge suprise when i got home ...

Im so glad she at least made up for it! That is awesome!

Yeah.. dh tries to give me a big surprise every once in a while.. honey, after this long, its not that big of a surprise. KIDDING!!