Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 3

[funnygarcia]

You could do a camp out in your backyard in lieu of a sleepover.. it's more boy-like and have privacy of boy tent, girl tent.

 

[MATTERHORN]

GEESH... Took me years to convince DS that Mama doesn't have one! He was OK with every other female on the planet being different, but not me. He was constantly peeking at me when I was in the shower or bathroom, asking where mine was, and after much talking, seemed convinced that Mama was a girl. Then a few months later it would start all over again. He finally seemed to get it. Last. Year! He was trying to look behind me on the toilet, and I said, "What ARE you doing?!", and he said, "Mama, are you hiding it in your bottom?" DH about fell over laughing so hard, I was torn between feeling insulted and angry or near tears. I finally said (VERY EMPHATICALLY) that Mama doesn't have one. Never had one. Will never have one. MAMA IS A GIRL!

He hasn't asked me since, and I hope it's not just because I scared the patooie out of him.

Are you sure you're not hiding it in your bottom!!! I almost fell on my botton laughing reading that!! Gotta love kids!

Andrea

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Your pic from earlier says it is unavailable...so I guess I am missing out! It is fun to post pics so I can see who is who!

I didn't post a picture; I think you're red X must be Andrea's ultrasound photo?

 

[MATTERHORN]

*Ingredients:
*Dixie Fry brand Coating Mix (as pictured here:http://www.sbamerica.com/Dixie_Fry/Dixie_Fry.htm).
*1 package of Farmer John picnic pack sized chicken (drumsticks and breasts)
*2 eggs beaten in a bowl

Directions (followed from back of the Dixie Fry box) :
*Place coating into a bowl or pan
*2 eggs beatin in a bowl (you can use water instead if you like)
*Spray a baking pan with non-stick spray
*Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees
*Take the chicken and coat it in the egg or water
*Coat the chicken in the Dixie Fry seasoning mix
*Bake for 45-50 minutes

Thanks EMPD, doesn't sound TOO complicated, I think I can manage it!

Andrea

 

[funnygarcia]

I wish I could fall on my botton like Andrea

 

[eatmypixiedust]

GEESH... Took me years to convince DS that Mama doesn't have one! He was OK with every other female on the planet being different, but not me. He was constantly peeking at me when I was in the shower or bathroom, asking where mine was, and after much talking, seemed convinced that Mama was a girl. Then a few months later it would start all over again. He finally seemed to get it. Last. Year! He was trying to look behind me on the toilet, and I said, "What ARE you doing?!", and he said, "Mama, are you hiding it in your bottom?" DH about fell over laughing so hard, I was torn between feeling insulted and angry or near tears. I finally said (VERY EMPHATICALLY) that Mama doesn't have one. Never had one. Will never have one. MAMA IS A GIRL!

He hasn't asked me since, and I hope it's not just because I scared the patooie out of him.

Poor Alex I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

 

[MATTERHORN]

You could do a camp out in your backyard in lieu of a sleepover.. it's more boy-like and have privacy of boy tent, girl tent.

Hey that's a great idea though, I'll have to keep that in mind!! Would you have let DS's go to a girl sleepover if you were best friends with the mom and the kids had grown up together so far? Boy moms, please weigh in!

Andrea

 

[funnygarcia]

Pixie.. I didn't see your pic.. booho. You must have taken it down before I came back on..

 

[MATTERHORN]

I wish I could fall on my botton like Andrea

Always a wise guy!! I suppose I deserve that after being the spelling police for so long!!

Andrea

 

[MATTERHORN]

ADORABLE!!

Thank you!!!


Andrea

 

[bbmommy]

Time to show my boys... this was hmm two years ago I think... Halloween Treat when they first had it at DCA.

cute (or should I say Handsome) fellows!

 

[funnygarcia]

Hey that's a great idea though, I'll have to keep that in mind!! Would you have let DS's go to a girl sleepover if you were best friends with the mom and the kids had grown up together so far? Boy moms, please weigh in!

Andrea

Except my boys are too old for that now!!

anyway, if they were still younger then ya I probably would if they wanted to go.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Are you sure you're not hiding it in your bottom!!! I almost fell on my botton laughing reading that!! Gotta love kids!

I swear, we went through this every few months, for about 3 years!!! I would ask DH in bed at night, "Why does he not think I'm a girl? Why does he insist I must have one somewhere?!" and DH would say something sweet, like "He's just so close to you, he thinks you must be just like him" or some other drivel.

DS kept saying he knew I was a girl, he just was sure I (not other girls, just me) had one.

 

[MATTERHORN]

I wish I could fall on my botton like Andrea

It's super easy, you should try it sometime and mix it up with all that fee twigglin you do!!

Andrea

 

[Alex2kMommy]

oh yes, preschoolers are little sexual creatures in their own right. That's when they discover everyone's differences.. skin color to bottoms to boy parts!

I had a 4 yr old stand and gaze at himself for a good 5 minutes in the bathroom at day care every day, examining every inch and proudly showing the 3 yr olds that his was bigger...

I would stand by the door "Your're done! Next!"

And then have to watch the girls dance around showing off their bums to each other.

Lordy, I could never be a preschool teacher. I'd be all day long!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

It's super easy, you should try it sometime and mix it up with all that fee twigglin you do!!

 

[MATTERHORN]

Except my boys are too old for that now!!

anyway, if they were still younger then ya I probably would if they wanted to go.

Yeah I am thinkin like 6-9 years old is probably the max that it would work or that I would allow. Luckily most of my friends sons are a year to two years younger than oldest DD so it might work out!!

None of my close/best friends out of 3 had a SINGLE girl!! I have two friends with 3 boys and one with 2! My other friend that just finally had a girl after boy twins is of course after Nathan so we switched sides so that won't work out great either!!!

Andrea

 

[bbmommy]

I didn't post a picture; I think you're red X must be Andrea's ultrasound photo?

As I am reading catching up, and watching the NC vs USC game...I think that must have been it!!

 

[funnygarcia]

Always a wise guy!! I suppose I deserve that after being the spelling police for so long!!

Andrea

Wouldn't that be a wise GAL??

It's funny but I have posted with the same screen name on many boards.. lots of people assumed I was a guy on one of the family chat boards.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Poor Alex I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Well. Now you're ready for when you have a son.