Oh, have to tell you guys: You know htat DS7's party was a pool party? Well, the facility rules stated that unless the child could pass a deep water swim test, they'd need a parent/adult in the water with them.
So one of my girlfriends said that she'd be getting in the water with her child, and DH joked, "Then you'll be the only mom in the pool!" My other girlfriends had said, "I'm not getting' in the pool, are YOU getting in the pool?" "Nope, not me, DH is."
So my friend M called me the morning of the party to ask a question, and we got to talking. She tells me her DH wasn't feeling well, was coming down with a headcold, she thought. He complained a bit about not feeling well, and she said, "But... you're still getting in the pool, right?" He started to say, "Weeeelllll,..." And she stopped him: "No, listen to me. You ARE still planning to get into the pool, AREN'T YOU." Not a question really...