treehouse p
Earning My Ears
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Stupid Judy.

faindrops27 said:Oh the horror. Is what I have to say. I never really liked this, back when it first came out. And the thing is my son looooooooooovvvvvvvvvves this ride. Why, I have no clue. I cannot stand the pre show. To be honest. It could be so much better without ellen, or a pre show, just have someone narrate while it moves through to see the dinosaurs. Just thinking of going back to Disney, and having to sit through that long boring commentary. Is giving me the shakes.![]()
Robo said:UoE was quite similar to what you suggested back when Epcot opened.
And it was like veiwing a corporate educational film.
This "revised" version is a fine example of making a dry subject much more entertaining.
Disney chose a "star" to perform the show.
There are those who don't like Ellen.
If they had chosen Roseanne, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Tom Hanks, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Ray Romano, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Bob Hope, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Jerry Seinfeld, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Rosie O'Donnell, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Oprah, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Robin Williams, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Hillary Clinton, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Barbara Bush, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Whoopi Goldberg, some people would be upset.
If they had chosen Drew Carey, some people would be upset.
But they chose Ellen.
And I find the overall writing, situations, acting, and the total package to be very well-made and satisfying.

TheGoofster said:I was listening to an audio of this ride today, and was not at all impressed by Ellen (the so-called humor was anything but), then I heard her say "to all of you who have come in late...", and it got me wondering, is it possible to skip that tacky intro part of the show, and only go on the riding part of the attraction, or do you have to sit through ALL of it (dumb jokes and all).
The last time I went on this ride was, I think, 1990, so I really don't know much about it.
Thank you for any responses.

treehouse p said:Stupid Judy.

mdhkitten said:Personally, I think that their adding Ellen is what's kept the Universe of Energy going for so long....................otherwise I think it would have been doomed quite some time ago. Again, that's just my opinion!![]()
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Ellen, for me at least, makes the attraction much more fun, enjoyable, and informative. If I want to see more realistic (IMO) dinosaurs, I'll go ride Dinosaur at AK. TheGoofster said:Seriously? You think it was Ellen that has kept the show going, and not the realistic, animatronic dinos that keeps people coming back?
Now, I'm not trying to be sarcastic but let me ask you a question.
If they were to replace Ellen with, lets say a talking piece of coal as the host of the show, but kept the life-like dinos, would you not want to go anymore because Ellen is gone?
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If they kept Ellen, but took out the dinos, would you still go to the show?
I'm sorry, but the only reason this show still is there is because of the dinos. The host is only an extra. Now I agree that a good host can help improve a show (or in this case hurt it - IMHO) but I don't think anybody goes to UoE just because Ellen is there.
Of course there are some who go just to get in a nap, but that's a different subject.
TheGoofster said:Oh well, to each his own.
We will be doing this show because like most people, my kids will want to see the dinos, and thanks to the many responses to this thread I realize that we will also need to sit through the boring, stale jokes of the preshow as well. Maybe I can bring a pair of earplugs and try to catch a few winks while the preshow is on, then have my son wake me up when the real show starts.![]()
Anyway, thanks again everybody, your responses, like always, make planning a whole lot easier.
TheGoofster said:I realize that we will also need to sit through the boring, stale jokes of the preshow as well.
I just reread the original post.I was listening to an audio of this ride today, and was not at all impressed by Ellen (the so-called humor was anything but), then I heard her say "to all of you who have come in late...", and it got me wondering, is it possible to skip that tacky intro part of the show,
That's the way it used to be. Now it's not. Things change. IMO, the current version makes the entire attraction more interesting, less dry and boring.To be honest. It could be so much better without ellen, or a pre show, just have someone narrate while it moves through to see the dinosaurs.
Define "everybody",,, because I enjoy it exactly the way it is. There are attractions I don't like, for whatever reason. I don't spend time at/on those attractions. For the most part, no adult is forced to see Universe of Energy. Anybody who doesn't like it could do something else and meet up with the UoE-doers later.Now, what I think they should do is redo the whole intro, and give it like a Monty Python kind of presentation, and then everybody would be happy, especially my wife.
Did Chevy Chase and Martin Short? Apparently not, because Disney saw fit to redo the attraction. As for 'real people' losing their appeal after a while - well, Ellen's not disappearing any time soon. Neither is Bill Nye. When they DO lose their appeal, the ImaginEars will come up with something else.Sounds Dangerous with Drew Carrey. Does Drew really make this a good attraction?
Not me! I know the answer to this one: Brain Power! People will continue to explore, and study, and create, new sources of energy!!!It's a terrific show, hugely informative (even if it leaves you wondering what the solution will be),
"Stale, boring jokes" because you've already sat through them a half dozen or fifty times? Or "stale, boring jokes" because you merely listened to the words without seeing the video, or based solely on what you've read here?We will be doing this show because like most people, my kids will want to see the dinos, and thanks to the many responses to this thread I realize that we will also need to sit through the boring, stale jokes of the preshow as well.
Adept at sleeping on your feet, are you?Maybe I can bring a pair of earplugs and try to catch a few winks while the preshow is on, then have my son wake me up when the real show starts