Two Lines

[MsDisney23]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of theri household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, My wife told me to stand here."

 

[Aidensmom]

 

[The LK 4]

 

[ElizK]

 

[eddad]

I don't get it

 

[Stitchfans]

that's great!

 

[Princess89]

Love it!

 

[mtemm]

any other people think this thread was about a pregnancy test before they opened it? lol.

 

[MsDisney23]

I don't get it

Go ask Jenny....

 

[Hercules10]

Still mad about the shorter lines at the men's bathrooms ain't cha?

 

[MsDisney23]

Still mad about the shorter lines at the men's bathrooms ain't cha?

Nope, I walk in there as well and go! Yes, I have used a man's bathroom before!

 

[Princess89]

Nope, I walk in there as well and go! Yes, I have used a man's bathroom before!

Glad to see I'm not the only one

 

[Sammy]

Glad to see I'm not the only one

I even did this once when I was 8 months pregnant! I was definately NOT going to make it if I had to wait in that long line!!!

 

[Hercules10]

Nope, I walk in there as well and go! Yes, I have used a man's bathroom before!

I've been in there when ya'll infiltrate too. As soon as chicks see those NASTI toilet seats we leave behind (possibly on purpose) it's always the same. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewe!

 

[Princess89]

I've been in there when ya'll infiltrate too. As soon as chicks see those NASTI toilet seats we leave behind (possibly on purpose) it's always the same. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewe!

Have you been inside a woman's bathroom? Its just as bad if not worse!

 

[Hercules10]

Have you been inside a woman's bathroom? Its just as bad if not worse!

I've been permanantly banned for plugging up the toilets.

Did see one rather intoxicated country gal in the men's room at a concert once. She walk up to a urinal, gave it the finger, turned around, undid her britches, bent over and went about her business. Couple guys applauded her.

 

[Princess89]

I've been permanantly banned for plugging up the toilets.

Did see one rather intoxicated country gal in the men's room at a concert once. She walk up to a urinal, gave it the finger, turned around, undid her britches, bent over and went about her business. Couple guys applauded her.

I would have been speechless, what more is left to do but applaud.