Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[LBelle]

Here, I'll do it for you. Since you seem like you can't be bothered.

So, on with my trip report. I had just finished taking the ferry from Downtown Disney back to my resort, Old Key West. I climbed the stairs and was walking past the Gurgling Suitcase. As you may know there are several picnic tables located along the walk for people to sit and eat their lunch. I was walking by one table at which two women were seated. As I walked by they both began to stare at me. One of them finally asked "May we help you?". Help me with WHAT?

I quickly went through my mental checklist and determined that there would appear to be no visible reason for them to be staring or asking me if I needed help and dismissed that possibility. Out of the corner of my eye I saw them look at each other and whisper. The younger one pulled out her cell phone and began text messaging someone at a furious pace. I heard the other one saying something about Sunnybrook Farm. I think I heard them call each other names too. BabyNurse and RW, I think.

Approximately 5 minutes later I had just thrown a piece of paper away that I found littering the walk way when one of the ladies made a big point about getting up from her table. She walked over to the trash can I was standing by and threw the remainder of her lunch away. Have you ever made eye contact with a stranger and felt uncomfortable? That is how I felt at that point. My inner voice told me that something was not quite right with this woman and I quickly scurried away. It was all very strange.

After my meeting with the two women outside the Gurgling Suitcase I returned back to my Vacation Home. Our Vacation Home was very nice and spacious. The only inconvenient thing about our particular Vacation Home was that it was located on the third floor. As I reached the landing I reached for my diamond ear ring which had been bothering me. When I took it out of my ear it fell three floors down into the fauna located at the base of the Vacation Homes. My husband had given me that ear ring for our 10th Anniversary. No way was I going to lose that baby without a fight. So I raced down the stairs and plunged into the fauna where I had seen it fall.

I dug around on hands and knees frantically searching for the lost ear ring when another unusual event occurred. Luckily I found the ear ring. I stood up and immediately noticed that the same two women from the Gurgling Suitcase had apparently followed me to our Vacation Home and were now standing on the walkway staring, pointing and making very strange animal like grunting noises at me. At that precise moment a door opened to one of the other Vacation Homes and a man walked out. I used that brief distraction to get the heck out of Dodge.

I raced back to the Hospitality House and told security about these two very strange women. I then walked back through the parking lot and saw them again. They looked at me with the same strange, blank looks. One of them said "We are going to Epcot". As they drove away I read a bumper sticker on their vehicle which read "Meet us at Animal Kingdom".

I have no explanation for their strange behavior and have no idea whether security at OKW ever caught up with this whacked out duo. Maybe it was all just a huge coincidence? Maybe they were just mentally unstable. I would caution you to be careful. Disney World is definitely not free of freaky people like this whacked out duo.

The End

Wheat Thins

OMG!!!!!!

Too freakin' funny!!!!!

 

[KEVIN M]

Excellent report. I don't usually read these, but I enjoyed this one.

As far as your next installment, take your time. Enjoy the May weather. Trip report writing should be relegated to the dimmer months of the year, not these glorious spring days.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

After my meeting with the two women outside the Gurgling Suitcase I returned back to my Vacation Home. Our Vacation Home was very nice and spacious. The only inconvenient thing about our particular Vacation Home was that it was located on the third floor. As I reached the landing I reached for my diamond ear ring which had been bothering me. When I took it out of my ear it fell three floors down into the fauna located at the base of the Vacation Homes. My husband had given me that ear ring for our 10th Anniversary. No way was I going to lose that baby without a fight. So I raced down the stairs and plunged into the fauna where I had seen it fall.

I dug around on hands and knees frantically searching for the lost ear ring when another unusual event occurred.
The End


Wheat Thins

What kind of fauna exactly was this? Did they quack? Moo? cockadoodle doo? Hope you were not attacked!

Fauna is all of the animal life of any particular region or time. The corresponding term for plants is flora.
Zoologists and paleontologists use fauna to refer to a typical collection of animals found in a specific time or place, e.g. the "Sonoran Desert fauna" or the "Burgess shale fauna".

 

[lalijack]

Ha, Marita! You told HIM!

 

[LBelle]

Excellent report. I don't usually read these, but I enjoyed this one.

As far as your next installment, take your time. Enjoy the May weather. Trip report writing should be relegated to the dimmer months of the year, not these glorious spring days.

Easy for you to say since we don't hear from your ugly mug for months on end!!!


Anyhoo....BBN, Peej, everybody else...have a great week! I'm heading to the airport at 5am. Vancouver until Saturday.

Maybe I'll do a Trip Report!!!!

Buh Bye!

 

[babynurse1]

Great installment. Thanks for sharing.

dont roll your eyes at me missy!

Well, that was VERY unsatisfying. Very well written, BUT, where is the punch line. Who was she? What did she want? If that is ALL that happened or ALL that you know, YOU need to make something up.

Wheat Thins

I do NOT have to DO anything. so THERE!

Can I mark my spot now and read later?

NO ONE quote me!

who is NO ONE?

And I thought y'all looked more like Sleeping Beauty (the Peej) and Belle (the bbnster). Can I have an autograph anyway?

Of course you can. anything for a snack CAKE.

Here, I'll do it for you. Since you seem like you can't be bothered.

The End

Wheat Thins

Hmmm. Great report. Thanks for sharing? You seem to know a little too much about this situation. I smell a conspiracy.

This concludes my post and also verifies the extreme creepy nature of stalkerwoman. More details (aka my update) to come later.

Yes, it has been brought to my attention that since I wrote my latest addition of this NON trainwreck of a TR while working all night the night before, that I left some oldKEYwest (wasnt that clever) information about her stalking behavior.

PJ will be filling in the blanks for me at her earliest convenience. She's not busy graduating from college or anything right now. I'm sure she will get it done asap-ish

*tapping foot*

I know a neurologist that might be able to help you with that problem.

OMG!!!!!!

Too freakin' funny!!!!!

Please do not encourage the riff raff. tyvermuch.

Excellent report. I don't usually read these, but I enjoyed this one.

As far as your next installment, take your time. Enjoy the May weather. Trip report writing should be relegated to the dimmer months of the year, not these glorious spring days.

Thank you. Excellent? Awwww shucks.

I like your suggestion. This TR will be put on hold and restarted in November. Have a nice life y'all.

Maybe I'll do a Trip Report!!!!

We can't wait?

 

[lalijack]

BBN, the conspiracy discussions are now in full swing over at W@@T's thread. Just saying.

Don't make me sic a Mod on you for posting off-topic!

 

[UtahMama]

I finally read!

Very well written, BabyNurse. I'm kinda skeeved by that lady. You never found out what the sam hill she wanted?

UGH, I haaaate the last day!

 

[babynurse1]

I finally read!

Very well written, BabyNurse. I'm kinda skeeved by that lady. You never found out what the sam hill she wanted?

UGH, I haaaate the last day!

Why thank you. Glad you FINALLY read it. We have been waiting for your scintillating commentary for the past week. Sheesh, get with the TR program lady.

BTW, PJ is supposed to be updating the stalker lady story. *ho hum and a bottle of rum*


I cant go on until she does. I have left out vital stalker lady info. mea culpa.

 

[LBelle]

See how dedicated I am to this thread.....I'm reading from beautiful British Columbia right now!!!!!

Hmmm....for some reason, I can't post dancing bananas from this computer?????

Oh well.....off to see some more sights!!!

Buh Bye!!!

 

[RobInBigKC]

See how dedicated I am to this thread.....I'm reading from beautiful British Columbia right now!!!!!

Hmmm....for some reason, I can't post dancing bananas from this computer?????

Oh well.....off to see some more sights!!!

Buh Bye!!!

An LBelle without her smilies? That is the saddest thing ever.

-- Rob

 

[lalijack]

On Lisa's behalf, I give you the following:










Don't mention it.

 

[LBelle]

An LBelle without her smilies? That is the saddest thing ever.

-- Rob

No. The saddest thing ever is when your Easter chocolate finally runs out!

On Lisa's behalf, I give you the following:










Don't mention it.

Awwww! Thanks!!!

I'll mention it if I want to!!!!

 

[lalijack]

Awwww! Thanks!!!

I'll mention it if I want to!!!!

Now you're just being belligerent. Harumph.


In other news........





Happy Grajuwashion Day, Peej!

 

[LBelle]

Now you're just being belligerent. Harumph.


In other news........





Happy Grajuwashion Day, Peej!

Admit it.

You missed me like crazy!!!!

As for our little Peej....hope she gets her butt in gear and writes us all a grajuwashion report!!! With many pics!!!

 

[lalijack]

Admit it.

1. You missed me like crazy!!!!

2. As for our little Peej....hope she gets her butt in gear and writes us all a grajuwashion report!!! With many pics!!!

3. Last edited by LBelle : Today at 07:37 PM. Reason: Really...what event WOULDN'T be better with dancing bananas, I always say!!

1. Yes indeedy, that's true! Yep. Fer shur.

2. A little birdy told me there's a story to be told about the grajuwashion. Coming soon to a thread near you. (Okay, it was a text message, not a birdy. So sue me. )

3. True dat, mah sistah!

 

[Kovu_and_Kiara]

I have not been on the disboards for several days. I was happy to see a new installment.

Babynurse you promised more pictures in your next update. I look forward to them. I hope the cowboy does not mind if I say you are very pretty and look very young and in great shape to have had four children. And PJ is a indeed a hott college chick. I bet the guys were turning their heads when you two walked by at Disney.

Thank you for letting me share in your adventures. You ladies are funny.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Congrats Peej!

 

[I LUV THE PHANTOM]

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I think you are pretty and funny too! Please update soon.

 

[babynurse1]

I have not been on the disboards for several days. I was happy to see a new installment.

Babynurse you promised more pictures in your next update. I look forward to them. I hope the cowboy does not mind if I say you are very pretty and look very young and in great shape to have had four children. And PJ is a indeed a hott college chick. I bet the guys were turning their heads when you two walked by at Disney.

Thank you for letting me share in your adventures. You ladies are funny.

Thank you Kovu. I really appreciate your kind words. I'm sure the cowboy won't mind. He's used to it. HA! (joking people. joking) Truth be told, all the girls are always telling me how cute HE is. What do I say to that? Thank you? I had nothing to do with it. oh well c'est la vie.

anyway, thanks for continuing to read along.

Congrats Peej!

She is so freakin' rude. She doesnt even say thank you. I guess they didnt teach manners at Xavier, did they?

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I think you are pretty and funny too! Please update soon.

Awww, ty Phantom. You know i love ya.