Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[babynurse1]

Don't go all Bambi on me now.

LYNETTE! Are you ok? That's the code word for posting under duress! Does PJ have you chained to her basement computer too?

Oh my, where are my waders? It's getting awful deep in here.

I think Cherie will back me up on my previous statement. She and I are perfect wives, our husbands LONG to do things for us. Isn't that right Cherie?

You did give me a look from like a mile away that said "what's wrong?" You're a goog, intuitive friend. For reals. Even if we are both idiots.

What is with you and Lynette? You say nice things, and then you insult me. Although in her case, she insults me and then says nice things. Are you two in this together? Trying to get a rise out of babynurse? I'm slow to anger. I've never pulled a code Donald.

Wellllll....PJ mentioned a tram incident. This was a long, long time ago (October). Now, Mr. T can vouch for my nice and sweetness, but he can also verify that if you mess with mama bear's cubs, there's a whole 'nother side of babynurse. Her fiercely protective side is not to be reckoned with....just ask the Brazilian woman who pushed my dd out of the tram.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

LYNETTE! Are you ok? That's the code word for posting under duress! Does PJ have you chained to her basement computer too?

actually the wireless doesn't work in the basement so you're going to have to come up with a new story to make me sound like a creep

What is with you and Lynette? You say nice things, and then you insult me. Although in her case, she insults me and then says nice things. Are you two in this together? Trying to get a rise out of babynurse? I'm slow to anger. I've never pulled a code Donald.

No, Lynette and I haven't talked at all. We're not plotting against you or anything.

I forgot that when I was talking to you today (yesterday?) I was instructed to always give you the bad news and then the goog news. So I guess that would go with complEments and insults too. So, I'll follow Lynette's lead on this from now on. An insult followed by something nice.

Wellllll....PJ mentioned a tram incident. This was a long, long time ago (October). Now, Mr. T can vouch for my nice and sweetness, but he can also verify that if you mess with mama bear's cubs, there's a whole 'nother side of babynurse. Her fiercely protective side is not to be reckoned with....just ask the Brazilian woman who pushed my dd out of the tram.

Actually, the way this story is told among cast members (it's well known throughout The World), there's not much the Brazillian woman actually CAN be asked at this point. Not after the way you left her.

 

[LBelle]

Hmmm....maybe this TR will be all done by the time I get back!!!!!

Just tryin' to get your goat!!! This is FABULOUS!!! I'm dying laughing just listening to the 2 of you!!!!

Keep it up...I can't wait to read more!!!!

 

[lalijack]

LYNETTE! Are you ok? That's the code word for posting under duress! Does PJ have you chained to her basement computer too?

What is with you and Lynette? You say nice things, and then you insult me. Although in her case, she insults me and then says nice things. Are you two in this together? Trying to get a rise out of babynurse? I'm slow to anger. I've never pulled a code Donald.

How could she have me chained in her basement when you know darned well that I am currently residing outside, under your kitchen window, so that I can lurk properly and stalk you. Really, you ought to think before you post.

Life is an emotional rollercoaster, isn't it? The naughty/nice posting is just my way of demonstrating that. You're welcome.

actually the wireless doesn't work in the basement so you're going to have to come up with a new story to make me sound like a creep

No, Lynette and I haven't talked at all. We're not plotting against you or anything.

I forgot that when I was talking to you today (yesterday?) I was instructed to always give you the bad news and then the goog news. So I guess that would go with complEments and insults too. So, I'll follow Lynette's lead on this from now on. An insult followed by something nice.

PJ: Can you believe that nurse? Accusing us of trying to get a rise outta her? Harumph! Methinks someone's psych medication needs adjusting......

BTW, great job on the TR, you two! (E's paranoid accusations notwithstanding, I mean.)

 

[babynurse1]

When we were arranging that picture Elisabeth was like, oh, Mr. and Mrs. GoofyDad have to stand together and Katie and Adam, you have to stand by your parents and I have to stand by Mr. Trollop of course and PJ, you have no one! THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN!!!!

There was one bus waiting at the stop and she made Mr. Trollop sprint ahead to check if it was the MGM bus. It wasn't, but if it had been he had clear instructions to board it and not allow it to leave until the hotT college chicks caught up.

OK, I apologize, happy? I asked Mr. Trollop for clarification on these matters. He said I did in fact say these things.

HOWEVER!!!!!!!1(that 1 was for you L)

HE DID SAY, THAT SINCE HE HAS LIVED WITH ME FOR THE PAST 16 YEARS, HE KNEW THAT I WAS BEING A SMARTYPANTS(disfriendly). In other words, he knew I was JOKING. Not SERIOUS.

I sometimes forget that not everybody knows me. BTW, that was just mild smartypantsness. I'm glad I didn't bring the REAL bbn out to play.

 

[babynurse1]

My agenda is again short. Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, and the Great Movie Ride (only so I can berate Peej for not knowing any of the movies in there). Anything else we do is a bonus.

We are special, we get to use the castmember entrance.

Let me tell ya, it was a privilege. Also, it was the longest line to get in. Wassup with that?

Of course we get a pic under the giant Sorcerer's hat. I'm thinking Disney is kinda like Texas...everything's bigger.

We send Mr. T ahead. Here PJ finally learns the reason for his nickname, RonStoppable. It's not b/c he's a KimPossible fan, like most of y'all assumed. Mr. Trollop walks fast. Very fast. No way you can keep up with him fast.

Now PJ and I are in pretty goog shape. She's a ballerina for goodness sake. But RonStoppable is Unstoppable. I tell PJ 42.6% of all of my vacations are spent staring at RonStoppable's posterior as it fades away smaller and smaller in the distance.

I have never understood why Mr. T does this. I've asked him numerous times. He doesn't know why either. He's just a quick walker (as opposed to a low talker or a sidler..IF YOU DON'T WATCH SEINFELD, START!!!!)

In all fairness, if I ask RonStoppable to slow down, he will accommodate my request. However, I've learned to take advantage of the fast walker in the family. RS always gets sent ahead for things like fastpasses, taking small children on potty breaks (granted, he has to carry them, but at least they're finished by the time the rest of the family catches up), and I will admit, it's kinda nice to reach our destination and RS will hand me a Diet Coke just as I approach. FastWalking can be a plus, you just have to know how to work it. (Gee, is Pollyanna turning lemons into lemonade, again? )

Ok, focusing... Mr. T is sent ahead to grab FP's for RNR, and we head to TOT. The park has just opened. We were there for the rope drop. But the TOT line isn't moving. It's having "technical difficulties" Over an hour wait. Well, that threw a wrench in the works. We should have gotten a FP for TOT and rode RNR, but who knew?

RS & PJ look at me. A 'what do you wanna do' kind of look? IDK. It's Mr. Trollop's bday trip. He looks at me like "yeah. right." heh. For some reason, he thinks this is escape from the kids and pretend to be a hotT college chick for the weekend trip for me, and his bday just HAPPENED to coincide with that. Whaaaaaaat?!?!

I make an executive decision. We are going on the Great Movie Ride. We turn to make our way down the blvd, and we are promptly trounced by the Youth Education Coalition. Somebody needs to educate the youth re: amusement park manners. I see PJ drifting away in a sea of Youth Education heads. (btw, I know I have great intuition, but they were wearing nametags). RonStoppable's posterior is becoming a distant figure on the horizon, and now I've lost BabyPJ.

It was silly of me to assume that just b/c I didn't bring the baby trollops, that I would not get separated from my party. I start to consider how we can prevent this from happening again. I thought of a name tag for Peej with my cell phone number on it. How about one of those child leashes? Hmmm, a tracking device implanted in her neck? A shock collar? As she starts to wander off:

. Ooooo, or maybe I could use one on RonStoppable. Like Pavlov's Theory, minus the bell, and plus the electrocution. OR maybe I could just call his cell phone when he gets too far ahead. But you gotta admit, the shock collar, and the James Bondesque implanted tracking devices are lots more fun to think about....

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Babycow, EEK on loosing your party. However, Mr. trollop sounds like he can come in very handy. May I borrow him for some errands sometime?

 

[CPM]

 

[CPM]

OT:Backstage Gal: I think my location should say exactly what yours says! lol

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

PJ: Can you believe that nurse? Accusing us of trying to get a rise outta her? Harumph! Methinks someone's psych medication needs adjusting......

I know. I mean, you would think a nurse would know how to keep such important matters under control.

OK, I apologize, happy? I asked Mr. Trollop for clarification on these matters. He said I did in fact say these things.

HOWEVER!!!!!!!1(that 1 was for you L)

HE DID SAY, THAT SINCE HE HAS LIVED WITH ME FOR THE PAST 16 YEARS, HE KNEW THAT I WAS BEING A SMARTYPANTS(disfriendly). In other words, he knew I was JOKING. Not SERIOUS.

I sometimes forget that not everybody knows me. BTW, that was just mild smartypantsness. I'm glad I didn't bring the REAL bbn out to play.

I can't wait to meet the real BBN.

Just puttin this out there....maybe next time you'll believe me when I tell you something happened, not have to go CLARIFY it with Mr. Trollop.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

My agenda is again short. Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, and the Great Movie Ride (only so I can berate Peej for not knowing any of the movies in there).

I sense a theme in all of your "agendas." And it doesn't work in my favor.

Let me tell ya, it was a privilege. Also, it was the longest line to get in. Wassup with that?

I arranged that. Just for you.

I approve of this picture.

I have never understood why Mr. T does this. I've asked him numerous times. He doesn't know why either. He's just a quick walker (as opposed to a low talker or a sidler..IF YOU DON'T WATCH SEINFELD, START!!!!)

Just thought I needed to mention this because it's such a rare occurance...
I KNOW THIS REFERENCE!!!!!!!!! I know all about low talkers.

In all fairness, if I ask RonStoppable to slow down, he will accommodate my request. However, I've learned to take advantage of the fast walker in the family. RS always gets sent ahead for things like fastpasses, taking small children on potty breaks (granted, he has to carry them, but at least they're finished by the time the rest of the family catches up), and I will admit, it's kinda nice to reach our destination and RS will hand me a Diet Coke just as I approach. FastWalking can be a plus, you just have to know how to work it. (Gee, is Pollyanna turning lemons into lemonade, again? )

I don't think this is an instance of you turning all Pollyana on me...you're right, it really was convenient to send him ahead while we ambled slowly through the heat and crowds.

RonStoppable's posterior is becoming a distant figure on the horizon, and now I've lost BabyPJ.

Just what kind of a mother are you????

How about one of those child leashes?

This reminds me of the story I told you about my mom's child leash theory. Shall I share with the group?

OT:Backstage Gal: I think my location should say exactly what yours says! lol

We have a topic here? I thought this was all just mindless chatter.

I have more to say but small children are BEGGING me to take them to McDonald's. So, in summary...

1. You really are a smartbutt!

2. You crack me up

3. Keep going!

 

[babynurse1]

Really, you ought to think before you post.

PJ: Can you believe that nurse? Accusing us of trying to get a rise outta her? Harumph! Methinks someone's psych medication needs adjusting......

BTW, great job on the TR, you two! (E's paranoid accusations notwithstanding, I mean.)

Think before I post? That's a novel concept. :

Me? Paranoid? NEVER! Who told you about my psych meds? How did you know my nickname was E? How did you know I was writing this TR? Why are you looking into my window right now?

Babycow, EEK on loosing your party. However, Mr. trollop sounds like he can come in very handy. May I borrow him for some errands sometime?

Mr. Trollop said he would be glad to be borrowed. Shall he meet you by the OKW dumpster?

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

NAME THE MOVIE. NO GOOGLING!!!! Whomever knows it gets a prize.

1. You really are a smartbutt!

2. You crack me up

3. Keep going!

1. guilty

2. you are one of a select few

3. Yes ma'am, but not tonight. Sleep is on my "agenda"

 

[LBelle]

 

[lexmelinda]

I'm all caught up. Again. This thead flies!

So. I've never eaten at Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary. Although I have eaten at Chef Mickey's on the Beeline and the gravy was delicious! Gravy was a staple when I was growning up. (I make really goog gravy BTW.)

The GoDaddy family is adorable! Unfortunate that they cheer for the Vols. But I'm willing to let that go in the interest of world peace. Or at least SEC peace.

Like Pavlov's Theory, minus the bell, and plus the electrocution.

This is a great line! Coming from a slow walker. I am a quick walker like Mr. T and my family is often in the rear view at Disney as well. Let me guess....he's the first one out of the car when you pull in the driveway. Yep.

OK....ready for more.... (where is the biscuit and gravy eatin smilie?)

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

NAME THE MOVIE. NO GOOGLING!!!! Whomever knows it gets a prize.

Since no one guessed can I google it now? Wait. What's the prize? If it's you again I already won you fair and square and that was kind of a rip off.

3. Yes ma'am, but not tonight. Sleep is on my "agenda"

Don't yes ma'am me. I'll yes ma'am you but that makes me feel old. It's like when my students try to call me Miss. Insert Last Name Here. I hate it. I insist on being Miss. Lauren even though all the other teachers go by last names.

p.s. What was on your agenda tonight? Some Peyton Manning guy?

I'm all caught up. Again. This thead flies!

So. I've never eaten at Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary. Although I have eaten at Chef Mickey's on the Beeline and the gravy was delicious! Gravy was a staple when I was growning up. (I make really goog gravy BTW.)

The GoDaddy family is adorable! Unfortunate that they cheer for the Vols. But I'm willing to let that go in the interest of world peace. Or at least SEC peace.

This is a great line! Coming from a slow walker. I am a quick walker like Mr. T and my family is often in the rear view at Disney as well. Let me guess....he's the first one out of the car when you pull in the driveway. Yep.

OK....ready for more.... (where is the biscuit and gravy eatin smilie?)

All this biscuit and gravy talk makes me wonder what I'm missin

 

[DonaldTDuck]

E posted

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

NAME THE MOVIE. NO GOOGLING!!!! Whomever knows it gets a prize.

James Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy. Just got a little caught up on the dis. Heard a variation of this line about a million times at Opryland in 'For Me and My Gal.
And as for CodeDonald, I resemble that remark. As far as B&G go, we serve them twice a week to the kids at work; it;s their favorite. We use instant gravy, and it's still ten times better than WDW's. And next time, dunk your KK donut in the diet coke. Brings it right back to life.
See ya in the pasture.

 

[babynurse1]

(where is the biscuit and gravy eatin smilie?)

IDK, but if there was one, I would be tempted to put it in my signature.

p.s. What was on your agenda tonight? Some Peyton Manning guy?


All this biscuit and gravy talk makes me wonder what I'm missin

p.s. As most of y'all know, Peyton Manning was on my agenda last night. We were at the Colts game, and we had a great time. We even met some players...but we missed Peyton. Don't worry, I'll catch up with him one of these days. I'm a persistent lil bbn.

You're missing lots. Try it, come to the dark meat eating side. Actually, I prefer white meat, but I meant dark as in evil. SMILE & NOD.

E posted


James Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy. Just got a little caught up on the dis. Heard a variation of this line about a million times at Opryland in 'For Me and My Gal.
And as for CodeDonald, I resemble that remark. As far as B&G go, we serve them twice a week to the kids at work; it;s their favorite. We use instant gravy, and it's still ten times better than WDW's. And next time, dunk your KK donut in the diet coke. Brings it right back to life.
See ya in the pasture.

Ding, Ding, Ding. Give this man a prize.

Very goog, DTD. How about a nice refreshing beverage?

I don't particularly care for instant gravy, but I will take your word for it. ANYTHING had to be better than that carp. I will remember the donut dunk for next time, thanks for the tip. lol

 

[babynurse1]

The Great Movie Ride it is. While, in line we talk about the movies they were showing on the big screen. PJ had previous knowledge that my favorite musical, and one of my favorite movies ever, is Singin' In The Rain. Also, I had previously educated her on the Debbie Reynolds/Star Wars connection. (Debbie married Eddie. They had Carrie...) AND, I attempted to educate her on the Debbie-Eddie-Liz Taylor love triangle.

But her exact words to me were "Liz Taylor?!?"

"Yes," I reply. "Elizabeth Taylor"

Silence. PJ is smiling and nodding.

Oh good Lord, my work is definitely cut out for me. @@

Our tour guide was really excited to be working that day. Although, it was the Great Movie Ride, he could have been just trying out his acting chops. I motion my head towards the tour guide.

"Whaddya think?"

"Nope." PJ says with a shake of her head.

Hey, I'm just trying to enhance her social life. Fine, she passes on the GMR guy. Perhaps I'll find her an interesting lifeguard later in the trip. p.s. My BIL is still off limits. Sorry, this is only done to protect the innocent. (the innocent would be me, btw)

We move along the ride. Peej recognizes Singin' In the Rain. Probably b/c Gene Kelly is singing in the rain, and the song he is singing is called "Singin' In the Rain". Ya can't get one past this girl, let me tell ya.

I'm surprised PJ has never heard of James Cagney, but I let her slide, b/c I realize not everybody can be as movie knowledgeable as some of us. Right, DTD?

Back to the ride...Mr. Trollop asks for a moment of silence and reverence as we approach Clint Eastwood and John Wayne. It's only right to show a little respect for the American cowboy. BUT, BabyPJ says "WHO?"

No

You

Did

Not.

This borders on blasphemy. Mr. T can forgive her if she had never seen one of their movies. He's a pretty understanding guy, but to not even know their name?!?!

On a side note, PJ thinks we are coming to Cincy in Sept. to go to a Reds game. *stifling a giggle* RonStoppable has decided to host a Clint Eastwood/John Wayne marathon. 46 hours straight. The Cpt. Jack jammies will be confiscated (while Peej is not in them, of course). These will be replaced with Wranglers, boots, a Cowgirl hardware shirt, and a cowgirl hat. Be prepared to be brainwashed and endoctrinated in the American cowboy lifestyle.

By the end of the weekend, PJ will know how to saddle a horse, tie a goat, rope a steer, muck out a stall, and turn and burn a barrel.

Mr. Trollop even said he would share some philosophies he has picked up re: cowgirls. For example, he has confidence she can throw a 50 lb. bag of feed without breaking a sweat, but she's not expected to carry in a bag of groceries. A cowgirl always has your back, even when it's against the wall. You'll be acting just like me, before the weekend is finished.

Are you ready to come to the "cowgirl" side?

Wait!

Let me rethink this...

If we get PJ to switch, then she might convince Hollywood to switch, who could convince all the Cast Members to switch, and there could possibly be a huge domino effect. All you city people would move to the country, bringing your beeline expressways and mall of americas with you, instead of one mom and pop ice cream shop in town, there would be a Starbucks on every corner, you would sue the principal of our elementary school for saying the Pledge of Allegiance and singing "God Bless America" every morning with the students, we wouldn't be allowed to send in homemade snacks to school for the kids bday's, b/c nobody trusts anybody anymore, our riding trails would be turned into skate parks....

Oko, just forget it. It's hardwork being a cowgirl. You have to get up early, break a sweat, we have wild animals out here in the country and wIerd noises, you have to feed your horse before you feed yourself, trudge out in 0 degree weather in a pair of Carhartts at 2 a.m. to doctor an injured animal. It sucks, trust me. I think you'll do just fine as a ballerina. Why don't you stick with that?


Was I writing a TR or sumpthin'?

Focusing...Great Movie Ride, WDW, got it.

At least BabyPJ has seen Mary Poppins, Wizard of Oz, and Fantasia. But most importantly, she has seen Indiana Jones. PJ: I seriously do not think I could hang out with you anymore if you hadn't seen Indiana Jones. Add it to my list of breaking points. Shall we review for future reference?

1. Peyton Manning

2. John Stockton

3. bad gravy

4. day old donuts

5. Commercialization of the simple life

6. Indiana Jones

Is everybody clear on that? We certainly wouldn't want bbn to be pushed past her breaking point. She's so mean and nasty, ya know.

Whelp, the GMR has ended and we make our grand exit. It's back to the TOT. Does bbn=persuasive? Or do I fail miserably?

 

[babynurse1]

QUICK. Mr. Trollop wants to know if you can name these two people.

 

[lalijack]

*banging on table with closed fists*PEEJAY!!! PEEJAY!!! PEEJAY!!!

You can name 'em, girlfriend! Go!