Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[PrincessJasmine08]

9. Actually, I think P&J may have made that promise. Or at least she thinks she did. (shh!) I'm pretty sure there is a whole set of posts on the DIS where she said she agreed to go to a football game with you and then discussing said football game.

-- Rob

I said I'd go as long as she agreed to explain what in the heck was going on during said game to me. Both she and Mr. Trollop promised they would so I guess I'm goin'

Actually we were at Old Key West (New Lock East) so we *probably* would have given y'all a ride too that morning. Probably wouldn't have charged you much more than that fancy-shmancy taxi. Just sayin'... But you did beat us there. For what it's worth, all parties were on-time for the breakfast.

OH MY GOSH I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING SOONER!!!!!!!!! When this was all going down I told Elisabeth approximately 17 times to just ask you and she refused. I almost called your room to ask you for her but she wouldn't let me. Didn't want to inconvenience you. She's too nice.

I kind of felt bad about splitting from you guys after breakfast. Before we left for WDW I know I had told you we were probably going to be doing Studios that day. But then Adam started the planning (it was his birthday trip, after all) and we ended up doing Studios the day before. Sorry. A pox on me. I'm just a Damn Yankee.

Yeah, I mean, you know we made all of our plans around what the GoDaddy family was doing. Way to ruin our trip.

pj - where is you? haven't you moved into your dorm yet?
or do you have an apartment?
hope things are going well!!!

PJ is student teaching now, thanks for asking. I move into my apartment on Sunday. I will neglect as much school work as is necessary in order to complete this TR. I have my priorities in line.

3. You should!!! We had people lined up to meet the hotT college chicks and the cowboy, and y'all just dumped us. (PJ: Were we that wIerd? this doesn't speak highly of us)

Elisabeth. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. People don't think we're wIerd, they're intimidated by our hotTness. THAT is why they avoid us.

1. They looked like Krispy Kremes and PJ said they were, so that's what I'm going with.

They are. When the guests don't eat them all at breakfast they let us dinner people eat them before our shift and the box for sure says Krispy Kreme. And btw the donuts were perfectly fine. Clearly you haven't eaten in a college cafeteria anytime recently with all the food complaints you have.

2. She did make a promise to go to a football game, but not a UT game. It was a Colts game. We're on the waiting list for season tix, but no dice. I'm sure Mr. Trollop will come through with some tix for a few games though.

Can I still come? And when is the Red's game? I am not so patiently waiting here, missy!

Um, from the exchange I had with her, let me just say that I don't think she would know the difference. You could probably even take her to a high school football game and pass, especially if the school mascot was the Colts. Just sayin'.

-- Rob

Actually, the mascot wouldn't have to be a Colt. Well, now it would because you said it, but before that I never would have remembered where I said I'd go. As long as I see a football I'll think I've arrived.

For those who don't know me I've never been to a football game. Well, I've been to high school football games but I was always otherwise engaged during those, not watching the game.

 

[KAMommy]

Too funny. I have done the same thing. Not with GoDaddy cause I don't know him though I do know folks from Maryville, TN who might know KAMommy but I am not going to investigate that because that would be a little too close to just plain crazy and I am saving myself for matchy matchy t-shirts. Not real matchy matchy (cause that would be crazy) but one t-shirt for all the guys and another for the gals... we have a large family and photographs always look better if we make an effort to co-ordinate.

Well we must be SOMEHOW related because I have to coordinate shirts...I just have to. We (the four of us) have several matching sets - coordinated favorite character, sketch shirts...you get the idea. They don't "match", but they go. I have been totally stressing about our next trip because my parents and one of DS13's buddies are coming with us. THEY DON'T HAVE MATCHING SHIRTS!!! So I have been reduced to colors - today is green day...whatever. I am just not sure I will MAKE it!!!

 

[babynurse1]

No, no, no No NO!!! Anathema! Heathen! Get thee to a nunnery! Penance is 20 "Hail Mary's" and 10 "Our Father's"!

A NUNNERY?!?!

I guess we see GoDaddy's breaking point. You're scaring me. Step away from the Gallardo.

p.s. Don't feel bad. My breaking point is Peyton Manning...and John Stockton, apparently.

Oko, I will not comment on every single aspect of what nursebabe wrote! I want to, but I won't! Just gotta say though....you CRACK me up.

PEEJ: I think you DID comment on every single aspect, but I understand that I am just THAT wildly amusing that you can't help yourself.

I don't even say vehicle. That sounds so 1950's. I say car or truck or van as in mini.

I have never pulled a Code Donald. I am much too sweet. BTW, Code Donald is not a real disney employee term. We made it up. Well, I did, b/c I'm wIerd, but y'all knew that. Any time we would see a guest getting angry or out of control, we would say "We have a Code Donald in progress at Journey into Imagination. Can the team Daisy crew please respond stat?" see, wIerd.

Thrilled is a wild understatement of the reaction that I got. I think he wanted to beat me!

What's with these names? You're wIerd.

well, a cowboy never hits a lady, but since you're no lady, it probably did cross his mind. JJ, people.

We have already established I'm wIerd. You disboard people tell me that everyday. But I think you use it as a term of endearment, right? I think when y'all call me wIerd it really means "We love you and our lives would be a pathetic existence if you weren't in them, babynurse"

1. I like being your co-hort. We should stick with that.


2.You know, I think those were your exact words as you plopped one onto my tiny incorrect plate.

1. co-hort, partner in crime, cute but not quite as cool sidekick, it's all the same thing.

2. You looked like you needed it plopped on your plate, so I was only fulfilling your unspoken request. I'm very intuitive.

1. OMgosh now that is going to annoy me. Why were we laughing? We were laughing to the point that it was reaching inappropriate volume levels and Mr. Trollop was glaring at us from the table. Now I have to try to remember why. Maybe I was pointing out to you right where the kid had barfed all over that part of the buffet just a few days back?


2. She's a chicken finger snob, a gravy snob, a donut snob, she's an all kinds of food snob. She'll try to tell you that I was the picky one but this simply isn't the case. None of the food was ever quite good enough for her. Some people.


3. I still can't believe what happened at the Tower of Terror. Coming up soon...

1. IDK, but it was pretty funny. Mr. Trollop would never glare at us. Number one, b/c that would be rude to do in front of guests. Number two, I'm unglarable. I don't do anything glareworthy (run with it Twink). I think he was looking at us with pity or fear. Fear that he would have to spend the whole day with us, and we are already using code words and telling inside jokes. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. TROLLOP!!

2. I will say I was kinda disappointed in the food this time. Mr. T can verify that I love to eat. LOVE TO EAT! In fact, one of the things I was looking forward to was using the ddp and getting all this extra food. So, it's not that I'm snobby, I just think if you're paying $50 for a meal, there should be some great tasting food included. I guess that's asking too much?

3. Let's just say my nursing skills were put to the test on Tower of Terror day...story to follow.

Thanks for the comments about my accent, y'all. Believe it or not, I can turn it mostly off, if I want to - but I reserve that for business only - why be southern if you can't drawl!

And for the record - GoDaddy STILL does not sound Southern. He tries. But alas, he will forevermore be just another damn yankee. It's so sad. All of my relatives laugh at him. They have actually bought him How to Speak Southern dictionaries!

Y'all are doing a great job with this! I just snorted Diet coke a minute ago!

I love how the rest of your family laughs at GoDaddy's nonaccent. "Dang" Yankee!

I LOVE your accent. I'm telling you people, it's the cutest thing ever!! Scarlett O'Hara aint got nuthin' on this southern belle.

I love a woman who laughs and drinks Diet Coke at the same time. This har is goog people y'all.

Did you guys notice the love theme I had going with my response to Cherie?
Probably didn't until I bolded (cuz bolded's a word) it for ya. Just another service I perform for my TR readers.

1. After much calculation I think tickerworthy and quoteworthy do not equal threadworthy but they do approximate it close enough to be considered equality in a real world situation.



2. A trollop promise. Wow. You know what that means. Actually I have no idea. But it sounds like a theme that should be expanded upon in installments to come....

1. goog enough for me

2. Oooo, a trollop promise is serious business. Almost like a triple dog dare.

In fact, it's the number one rule: A goog trollop NEVER breaks a promise.

1. I said I'd go as long as she agreed to explain what in the heck was going on during said game to me. Both she and Mr. Trollop promised they would so I guess I'm goin'


2. Yeah, I mean, you know we made all of our plans around what the GoDaddy family was doing. Way to ruin our trip.



3. Elisabeth. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. People don't think we're wIerd, they're intimidated by our hotTness. THAT is why they avoid us.


4. Can I still come? And when is the Red's game? I am not so patiently waiting here, missy!

1. Well, I'm not 100% proficient in football speak, but I know quite a bit. Mr. T will fill you in on what I can't. Ladies: it's really interesting, if you just give it a chance.

2. I like how we berate the people who offer to spend part of their WDW vacation with us, AND come and post nice things about us on our TR. Except GoDaddy called me a heathen, so I guess he had it comin'!!

3. Makes sense to me.

4. Sheesh, do I have to plan everything?!?! It's not like somebody lives right there in Reds country. Do we have to pay for your ticket too? Great. There are 15 home games in September. OR we could go to an away game. You could meet us in Chicago, St. Louis, Milwaukee, or San Francisco.



Yup, I'm hard at work on the TR. Soooooo hard it's not even funny. I'm sure it will be ready quite soon.

 

[lalijack]

Drag, drag, drag, nursey. More worky, less talky, please!

1-4-3

lalijack

 

[babynurse1]

Drag, drag, drag, nursey. More worky, less talky, please!

1-4-3

lalijack

You are sumpthin' else.

You insult me and then 1-4-3 me, like that makes it all better.

Who invited this riffraff anyway? not me

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

YES, PJ, they make pick-ups big enough to fit 6 people. Wait until you guys hear that story.

I think you get enjoyment from making me look stupid.

You never know what bbn might do. Too bad Peej doesn't still work down there, not that I'd ask her to get me in free again or anything.

You already asked me about getting you a discount again. Clearly you're just "friends" with me because of my connections. I can see right through you.

Sooo.......what exactly is "THE" story???

Come on...you know we MUST know all about it now that you've mentioned it!!!!!

I'll never tell. sent you a PM

very close. lol!

And just where was I when all of this was taking place? Maybe I was too busy taking off my tank top in the bathroom stall.

Y'all are doing a great job with this! I just snorted Diet coke a minute ago!

As it should be. All because of Elisabeth's excellent TR skills!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oko- point of clarification- the last time I ate at Chef Mickeys was about 2000. And we did purchase the giant plate picture not because of the giant plate but because it also included my darling family and THE MOUSE. Is Mickey no longer in the picture???????

It was my oldest son's first character dinner (he was 5) AND it was so wonderful I would have bought an entire real place setting and perhaps a commemorative napkin to twirl had Disney Marketing taken advantage of that at the time.

There is A Mickey Mouse but not THE Mickey Mouse. Like it's just a little Mickey statue thing in front of the giant plate, not an acutal character. Does that make sense? Why don't you go dig up your $31.90 photo package and check it out! I'll let the higher ups at Disney know they need to sell place settings and napkins. Who knew?

A trollop promise. Wow. You know what that means. Actually I have no idea. But it sounds like a theme that should be expanded upon in installments to come....

A trollop promise is no joking matter. It's unbreakable.

PEEJ: I think you DID comment on every single aspect, but I understand that I am just THAT wildly amusing that you can't help yourself.

I couldn't help it! And now I think I'm about to do it again...
Our goal should be to take 1 solid year to finish this thing. Everyone agrees, right?

I have never pulled a Code Donald. I am much too sweet. BTW, Code Donald is not a real disney employee term. We made it up. Well, I did, b/c I'm wIerd, but y'all knew that. Any time we would see a guest getting angry or out of control, we would say "We have a Code Donald in progress at Journey into Imagination. Can the team Daisy crew please respond stat?" see, wIerd.

I think the Brazillian/tram incident qualifies as a Code Donald.

well, a cowboy never hits a lady, but since you're no lady, it probably did cross his mind. JJ, people.

He was probably about to get his axe out.

1. co-hort, partner in crime, cute but not quite as cool sidekick, it's all the same thing.

2. You looked like you needed it plopped on your plate, so I was only fulfilling your unspoken request. I'm very intuitive.

1. NOT QUITE AS COOL BECAUSE I'M COOLER!!!!!!!

2. Intuitive would be one word.

3. Let's just say my nursing skills were put to the test on Tower of Terror day...story to follow.

I don't know what you're talking about. I was perfectly normal on that ride.

1. Well, I'm not 100% proficient in football speak, but I know quite a bit. Mr. T will fill you in on what I can't. Ladies: it's really interesting, if you just give it a chance.

I'm givin it a chance so you better make it goog!

4. Sheesh, do I have to plan everything?!?! It's not like somebody lives right there in Reds country. Do we have to pay for your ticket too? Great. There are 15 home games in September. OR we could go to an away game. You could meet us in Chicago, St. Louis, Milwaukee, or San Francisco.

I would arrange it but you are the one with 100 kids so I'm sure you would have some conflict with the date I chose. I'll see you in SanFrancisco.

Who invited this riffraff anyway? not me

I don't think anyone invited anyone else. Looks to me like wherever Miss Popular goes her posse follows.

 

[babynurse1]

1. I think you get enjoyment from making me look stupid.


2. You already asked me about getting you a discount again. Clearly you're just "friends" with me because of my connections. I can see right through you.


3. I'll never tell. sent you a PM


4. And just where was I when all of this was taking place? Maybe I was too busy taking off my tank top in the bathroom stall.

1.

2. that was a hypothetical question. Besides, Hollywood loves me. Maybe she's already booked my room.

3. Traitor!

4. "I was thinking about a little white tank top, sitting right there in the middle by me. I was thinking about a long kiss, man just gotta get goin where the night might lead...." threw in a bit of Dierks for ya. b/c I'm a nice person.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

oko, traitor or not now it's MY turn!!! Everyone please ignore the previous story of what occurred, those babynurses tend to exaggerate.

SO Hollywood and I had to wake up super early so she had time to drop me off at the Contemporary before she had to go make magical moments for guests. Those were my prime sleeping hours but I gave them up to meet online freaks for breakfast at a place where I work. Now who's the nice one? No one answer that.

Hollywood dropped me off at the Contemporary and gave me one final eyeroll and lecture about the online freaks and off I went to find the wIerdos. Being the uncivilized rednecks that they are Mr. and Mrs. Trollop were kickin back in the bar. I spotted them from a mile away! I was impressed that they had made it there that early and glad at their choice of transportation. I mean, it would have been amusing for me if they had been riding buses since 5am but I think that would have made for one cranky nurse babe.

God forbid the nurse babe do anything for me even though I got her hotel discount and park passes for her..nooo...I had to march up to the counter and check us in. Some people. Actually, I had had a bad night and the expression on my face was causing the nurse babe to ask me questions so I was fleeing the scene because I didn't want to answer her. Shhhh no one tell.

I checked us in and got our pager and went back to the lounge to present Mr. Trollop with his birthday present. This birthday present took a lot of effort on my part (I didn't just take it from work one day or anything). It was...THE BIRTHDAY BUTTON! If looks could killl....Mr. Trollop so did NOT want to wear that thing. I honestly didn't think he was going to be wearing it because he seemed so strongly opposed. Then I realized who was in charge and Elisabeth pinned it right onto his shirt! I gotta say, Mr. Trollop's pretty good at the eye roll himself.

Then all we had to do was wait for the GoofyDad family. I was asking Elisabeth what they looked like so I could spot them and she was like "oh, I don't know! They look like....well, they look like that!" just as they walked off the elevator! Since I had never met the GoofyDads before there were introductions and hugs and handshakes. Gotta say, I LOVED the matching (ish) shirts. They were super cute.

After the formalities were all completed we headed into the restaurant and toward....the giant plate. I said I wasn't gettin no picture with no giant plate. No thank you. Not me. Other people had other ideas though and insisted we get a whole group shot. I said hi to some of my coworkers for a few minutues and then our pager went off and we headed to table #51 in the cove room (betcha didn't know that, nursebabe!)

 

[TwinkieMama]

There is A Mickey Mouse but not THE Mickey Mouse. Like it's just a little Mickey statue thing in front of the giant plate, not an acutal character. Does that make sense? Why don't you go dig up your $31.90 photo package and check it out! I'll let the higher ups at Disney know they need to sell place settings and napkins. Who knew?

1. Yes. It does make sense. I have a vague memory now that you mention it.
2. Ha! I did. Historical note to follow.
3. Do tell them! I am serious about the napkins. I am thinking they should have a picture of the characters. Maybe the year. Or Celebrate!!!! AND you should be able to get your child's name embroidered on them. Gosh I am a marketing genius. Why doesn't Disney listen to me? Oh yeah. I am imaginary. I keep forgetting.

Historical Chef Mickey's Note

The Twinkie Family ate at Chef Mickey's the evening of 6/10/2000. The total charge to our room was $70.74 and that included 2 adult buffets, 1 child buffet, 1 photo package containing one 8X10(ish) photo of the Twinkie's in front of The Plate, behind the not-The-Mouse statue, and one 8x10(ish) photo of Chef Mickey (the character, in his chef hat and jacket) in front of the plate. The photos were tastefully enclosed in a cardboard(ish) jacket that also contained the lyrics to the Celebrate!!!! song.

PJ- I totally understand your feeling regarding the giant plate. It is exceedingly large and very plate like. And in all honesty- what did I think I was going to do with it? Frame it in the dining room????
However, I know you will not believe me, but when you take your very own child and experience the "magic" that comes from the combination of your own childhood memories AND forging new ones as a family it short circuits your brain a little. And you wish for things like commemerative napkins to twirl in the comfort of your own home.

Oko- ya'll are doing a great job. Carry on! Tally ho!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Probaby no one wants to read 2 versions of this and Elisabeth's is more funny. Funnier? So I don't know why I'm writing this, but I am. Plus she has all the pictures. Oh well.

Katie and Adam were cute with the characters. I was all for just letting them get pictures and autographs but someone *cough* Elisabeth *cough* said something about a picture with Mickey being a rite of passage so that's where that picture came from. It was also a rite of passage to eat a Mickey waffle so that was put on my unsuspecting tiny plate. What a goog friend. @@

I do not have endless complaints to share about the biscuits and gravy. I thought the food was fine. After the napkin twirling, diet coke, and brownies, we headed out of the restaurant to get our lovely group shot. We are a pretty goog looking bunch. I really don't know who pinched Elisabeth right before that picture. When we were arranging that picture Elisabeth was like, oh, Mr. and Mrs. GoofyDad have to stand together and Katie and Adam, you have to stand by your parents and I have to stand by Mr. Trollop of course and PJ, you have no one! THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN!!!! She deserved to be pinched. SO that's our lovely group, all the happy families and....PJ. All alone.

We said our goodbyes and the GoofyDads headed to Epcot while nursebabe power walked down to the bus stop for the MGM bus. You never know when semingly useless information will come in handy so I'm going to give everyone this piece of information just in case...
If you ever go to Disney World with Elisabeth know that when you're approaching the bus stop she freaks out at the thought that a waiting bus could be the one she wants. There was one bus waiting at the stop and she made Mr. Trollop sprint ahead to check if it was the MGM bus. It wasn't, but if it had been he had clear instructions to board it and not allow it to leave until the hotT college chicks caught up. Relax, woman, you're on vacation!!!

Goog thing it wasn't our bus because it was approximately 1000 degrees outside and I wasn't in the mood to run for a bus. We sat and waited for the MGM bus, some more patiently than others.

Next up.....MGM where we got our excercise in, sang in the rain, and tested the skills of nurse babes!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. Yes. It does make sense. I have a vague memory now that you mention it.
2. Ha! I did. Historical note to follow.
3. Do tell them! I am serious about the napkins. I am thinking they should have a picture of the characters. Maybe the year. Or Celebrate!!!! AND you should be able to get your child's name embroidered on them. Gosh I am a marketing genius. Why doesn't Disney listen to me? Oh yeah. I am imaginary. I keep forgetting.

Historical Chef Mickey's Note

The Twinkie Family ate at Chef Mickey's the evening of 6/10/2000. The total charge to our room was $70.74 and that included 2 adult buffets, 1 child buffet, 1 photo package containing one 8X10(ish) photo of the Twinkie's in front of The Plate, behind the not-The-Mouse statue, and one 8x10(ish) photo of Chef Mickey (the character, in his chef hat and jacket) in front of the plate. The photos were tastefully enclosed in a cardboard(ish) jacket that also contained the lyrics to the Celebrate!!!! song.

PJ- I totally understand your feeling regarding the giant plate. It is exceedingly large and very plate like. And in all honesty- what did I think I was going to do with it? Frame it in the dining room????
However, I know you will not believe me, but when you take your very own child and experience the "magic" that comes from the combination of your own childhood memories AND forging new ones as a family it short circuits your brain a little. And you wish for things like commemerative napkins to twirl in the comfort of your own home.

Oko- ya'll are doing a great job. Carry on! Tally ho!

I'm going back to work in December probably, want me to steal you a napkin? I really don't get the napkin fascination.

Prices have gone up! The buffet is now $27.99 for adults and $12.99 for children. The photo package is $31.90 and contains 1 5X7 and 4 4X6's. Why am I posting all this? I'll stop. I don't think the Celebrate lyrics are on there anymore but I would be more than happy to share them with you...all of them are burned into my memory. Like I said, that dang song plays every 45 minutes.

I understand about the excitement. I've seen people cry they're so happy to be there. Everyone just wants to remember it. And a giant plate is apparently the best way to do so....

Now, since you said so we will now proceed!

 

[babynurse1]

1. babynurses tend to exaggerate.


2. Hollywood dropped me off at the Contemporary and gave me one final eyeroll and lecture about the online freaks and off I went to find the wIerdos.

3. God forbid the nurse babe do anything for me even though I got her hotel discount and park passes for her..nooo...I had to march up to the counter and check us in. Some people.

4. Actually, I had had a bad night and the expression on my face was causing the nurse babe to ask me questions so I was fleeing the scene because I didn't want to answer her. Shhhh no one tell.

5. I honestly didn't think he was going to be wearing it because he seemed so strongly opposed. Then I realized who was in charge and Elisabeth pinned it right onto his shirt! I gotta say, Mr. Trollop's pretty good at the eye roll himself.


6. They were super cute.

1. BABYNURSES!?!?! pot kettle

2. Thanks for putting us in such a lovely light. You're the best (be careful not to step in the sarcasm that dripped off that last sentence)

3. Whaaaaat?!?! I figured you wanted to check in and warn your CM friends that you would be dining with a bunch of online wIerdos (i.e. people I love and cant imagine having in my life)

4. I knew it the moment I spotted ya. I was like "what's wrong?" you said "Huh?" feigning innocence. You cant pull one over on babynurse. She's very "intuitive".

5. I've told you bbn=persuasive. Husband 101. Just ask Cherie. We're perfect wives, our husbands LONG to do things for us, right Cherie?

6. Weren't they though?

 

[babynurse1]

1. Probaby no one wants to read 2 versions of this and Elisabeth's is more funny.

2. I was all for just letting them get pictures and autographs but someone *cough* Elisabeth *cough* said something about a picture with Mickey being a rite of passage so that's where that picture came from. It was also a rite of passage to eat a Mickey waffle so that was put on my unsuspecting tiny plate. What a goog friend. @@

3. I do not have endless complaints to share about the biscuits and gravy.

4. I really don't know who pinched Elisabeth right before that picture. When we were arranging that picture Elisabeth was like, oh, Mr. and Mrs. GoofyDad have to stand together and Katie and Adam, you have to stand by your parents and I have to stand by Mr. Trollop of course and PJ, you have no one! THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN!!!! She deserved to be pinched. SO that's our lovely group, all the happy families and....PJ. All alone.


5. If you ever go to Disney World with Elisabeth know that when you're approaching the bus stop she freaks out at the thought that a waiting bus could be the one she wants. There was one bus waiting at the stop and she made Mr. Trollop sprint ahead to check if it was the MGM bus. It wasn't, but if it had been he had clear instructions to board it and not allow it to leave until the hotT college chicks caught up. Relax, woman, you're on vacation!!!



6. Next up.....MGM where we got our excercise in, sang in the rain, and tested the skills of nurse babes!

1. Of course they want to read your fictional version of all Disney happenings. They only read mine for it's historical accuracy.

2. Look, if you're going all the way to Disney and spending a truck(that seats 6)load of money. (Or in our case next to nothing) you HAVE to experience certain Disney rites of passage. Otherwise, why go? A picture with Mickey is a MUST. duh.

3. because you're a vegetarian and didn't eat any SAUSAGE gravy.

4. I NEVER told anybody where to stand. She totally made that up. Besides you're right in the middle b/c we all love you. p.s. thanks for the pinch

5. I never sent him ahead to sprint. This will be explained in the next installment. He's always ahead of the rest of the group. Your stretching things just a bit. PUI? Lack of sleep? Snarky mood? I do admit to being a tad impatient, but the rest of the stuff is carp.

6. Not my babynurse skills, my psych nurse skills. Lord, help us all.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

3. Whaaaaat?!?! I figured you wanted to check in and warn your CM friends that you would be dining with a bunch of online wIerdos (i.e. people I love and cant imagine having in my life)

Yup, that's zackly what it was...I can't imagine having you in my life. I mean, really, how did that even happen in the first place?

4. I knew it the moment I spotted ya. I was like "what's wrong?" you said "Huh?" feigning innocence. You cant pull one over on babynurse. She's very "intuitive".

You did give me a look from like a mile away that said "what's wrong?" You're a goog, intuitive friend. For reals. Even if we are both idiots.

5. I've told you bbn=persuasive. Husband 101. Just ask Cherie. We're perfect wives, our husbands LONG to do things for us, right Cherie?

I've got my notebook out again. We'll have to tell everyone about the Husband 101 notebook. I mean, it wasn't quite the blue notebook, but...it was pretty goog.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. Of course they want to read your fictional version of all Disney happenings. They only read mine for it's historical accuracy.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Wonder where I got that line...

2. Look, if you're going all the way to Disney and spending a truck(that seats 6)load of money. (Or in our case next to nothing) you HAVE to experience certain Disney rites of passage. Otherwise, why go? A picture with Mickey is a MUST. duh.

I think we should take a vote on this one...
Who thinks nursebabe would put all of her kids (she has 100) in the bed of her truck (aka vee-hick-uhl) and who thinks she wouldn't? Maybe I should tell the story of the horses and the ice cream at this point?

4. I NEVER told anybody where to stand. She totally made that up. Besides you're right in the middle b/c we all love you. p.s. thanks for the pinch

Oh but you did. p.s. you're welcome.

5. I never sent him ahead to sprint. This will be explained in the next installment. He's always ahead of the rest of the group. Your stretching things just a bit. PUI? Lack of sleep? Snarky mood? I do admit to being a tad impatient, but the rest of the stuff is carp.

Lack of sleep. BUT but but she did SO send him ahead. Don't even deny it. I need Mr. Trollop here to back me up. PAGING MR TROLLOP!!!! Go get him right now. He'll take my side on this one.

6. Not my babynurse skills, my psych nurse skills. Lord, help us all.

You're the one who had to be all "persuasive" so you will therefore take the blame for any decline in my mental health.

 

[lalijack]

You are sumpthin' else.

You insult me and then 1-4-3 me, like that makes it all better.

Who invited this riffraff anyway? not me

1. Yes, darling, I AM sumpthin else. And I will thankyouverymuch to remember that.

2. Uh, yeah. So? That's how we roll, isn't it? Don't go all Bambi on me now.

3. Riffraff? Really? That's how you want to play? Okay. The gloves are off now, sistah. Better watch it, or I may round up your sistah wife (the imaginary golden delicious snack cake) and come to The Crazynurse Ranch for a little showdown.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Crazynurse Ranch. I'm not laughin Really aren't all nurses crazy? I met a lot of 'em and grew up with 2 ya know...

this one was the craziest of them all though

 

[RobInBigKC]

Nursebabe and PJ -- great TR ladies!

I said I'd go as long as she agreed to explain what in the heck was going on during said game to me. Both she and Mr. Trollop promised they would so I guess I'm goin'

Actually, the mascot wouldn't have to be a Colt. Well, now it would because you said it, but before that I never would have remembered where I said I'd go. As long as I see a football I'll think I've arrived.

P&J, the best way to learn football is to play football. You've still got your senior year -- maybe you can make the varsity squad.

Um, this is what I'm sayin'.

2. I will say I was kinda disappointed in the food this time. Mr. T can verify that I love to eat. LOVE TO EAT! In fact, one of the things I was looking forward to was using the ddp and getting all this extra food. So, it's not that I'm snobby, I just think if you're paying $50 for a meal, there should be some great tasting food included. I guess that's asking too much?

4. Sheesh, do I have to plan everything?!?! It's not like somebody lives right there in Reds country. Do we have to pay for your ticket too? Great. There are 15 home games in September. OR we could go to an away game. You could meet us in Chicago, St. Louis, Milwaukee, or San Francisco.

ITA nursebabe!

*clears throat* Ahem, some other friends are just as close to St. Louis as you all are. Just sayin'.

You already asked me about getting you a discount again. Clearly you're just "friends" with me because of my connections. I can see right through you.

We were kind of wondering but now it is making sense.

I couldn't help it! And now I think I'm about to do it again...
Our goal should be to take 1 solid year to finish this thing. Everyone agrees, right?

I would arrange it but you are the one with 100 kids so I'm sure you would have some conflict with the date I chose. I'll see you in SanFrancisco.

I don't think anyone invited anyone else. Looks to me like wherever Miss Popular goes her posse follows.

And this would be different how? You know, given your TR history.

3. because you're a vegetarian and didn't eat any SAUSAGE gravy.

6. Not my babynurse skills, my psych nurse skills. Lord, help us all.

3. Poor PJ. Doesn't know what she's missing. Well, I mean at places that have goog (is that how you spell it?) sausage gravy, not WDW.

6. Hey! I told you to leave my psychosis alone! and my neurosis too.

-- Rob

 

[GoofyDad869]

1. BABYNURSES!?!?! pot kettle

2. Thanks for putting us in such a lovely light. You're the best (be careful not to step in the sarcasm that dripped off that last sentence)

3. Whaaaaat?!?! I figured you wanted to check in and warn your CM friends that you would be dining with a bunch of online wIerdos (i.e. people I love and cant imagine having in my life)

4. I knew it the moment I spotted ya. I was like "what's wrong?" you said "Huh?" feigning innocence. You cant pull one over on babynurse. She's very "intuitive".

5. I've told you bbn=persuasive. Husband 101. Just ask Cherie. We're perfect wives, our husbands LONG to do things for us, right Cherie?

6. Weren't they though?

Oh my, where are my waders? It's getting awful deep in here.