Two blondes...

[Charade]

Two blondes are working on a house. One of them, who’s nailing down siding, has been reaching into her pouch, pulling out a nail, and either tossing it over her shoulder or nailing it in. The second blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asks, "Hey—how come you’re throwing half the nails over your shoulder?"

The first blonde explains, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed toward me, I throw it away because it’s defective. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I nail it in."

"You moron!" the second blonde yells. "The nails pointed toward you aren’t defective. They’re for the other side of the house."

 

[disneymama73]

 

[FroggyinArk]

i think one of those guys used to work for me.....

 

[Charade]

i think one of those guys used to work for me.....

 

[JPN4265]

Two brothers decide to start a house building company. They go to the local lumber and hardware store to buy some material. The older brother tells the younger brother to go in and purchase 100 4 x 2's. The younger brother goes in the store and ask the salesman for 100 4 x 2's, the salesman tells the younger brother that he does not have any 4 x 2's but can sell him some
2 x 4's. The younger brother in a confussed state goes and tells the older brother about the problem. They decide that the since the store does not have any 4 x 2's then the 2 x 4's will have to do. The younger brother goes in and tells the salesman that since he does not have any 4 x 2's than the 2 x4's will have to do. The salesman then ask the younger brother how long he will need the 2 x 4's, the younger brother knowing that this is a question that he can answer without his brothers help, pumps his chest out and says, we are going to need the 2 x4's for a long time, we are going to build a house with them.....

 

[Minniespal]

 

[Charade]

Two brothers decide to start a house building company. They go to the local lumber and hardware store to buy some material. The older brother tells the younger brother to go in and purchase 100 4 x 2's. The younger brother goes in the store and ask the salesman for 100 4 x 2's, the salesman tells the younger brother that he does not have any 4 x 2's but can sell him some
2 x 4's. The younger brother in a confussed state goes and tells the older brother about the problem. They decide that the since the store does not have any 4 x 2's then the 2 x 4's will have to do. The younger brother goes in and tells the salesman that since he does not have any 4 x 2's than the 2 x4's will have to do. The salesman then ask the younger brother how long he will need the 2 x 4's, the younger brother knowing that this is a question that he can answer without his brothers help, pumps his chest out and says, we are going to need the 2 x4's for a long time, we are going to build a house with them.....

I'm guessing you're a blonde?!?!