twisted wishes

[lynetteSC]

I "stole" this idea from another board I frequent. Play along:

Here is a fun little game. Let's see how twisted we can be Here is a fun little game. Let's see how twisted we can be

First person makes a wish. second person grants the wish, but puts a twist to it, then makes their own wish. ex - #1 - I wish I could get a massage. #2 - Granted, but your masseuse is a hairy bald man who breathes heavily. I wish I was at the beach. #3 - Granted, but there is a typhoon coming.


Get it??

I wish my house was ON the lake

 

[VampHeartless]

Granted--welcome to your new home on crystal lake, where the infamous Jason Voorhies (Friday the 13th) drowned so many years ago...

I wish George Bush would get impeached.

 

[Minnesota!]

Granted, but Jeb is your new president..

I wish I had a million dollars!

 

[VampHeartless]

Funny thing is...I like Jeb...I dunno why...just like him.

 

[fabumouse]

Granted, but it's in Monopoly money and you have to play with your kids until you lose it ALL. p.s., they cheat (in your favor).

I wish I was at Disneyworld right now.

 

[Kimmie5870]

Granted

But you are only allowed to ride It's a Small World (over and over again!!!)

I wish I could find a decent pair of non mom jeans

 

[Minnesota!]

Granted, but they cost $275 a pair!

I wish I was at home right now!

 

[lynetteSC]

granted, but you left your keys at work so you can't get inside

i wish i had a maid

 

[MouseJunkie]

granted...your maid just did her very first ever load of laundry and there are soap suds spewing out of your washing machine. Oh and you better check the dishwasher too. Oh and did I mention the bath tub that is now overflowing upstairs while she was drawing a bath for herself. Gee I'm kind of good at this twisted stuff...

I wish I had a man who honored my every wish and command.

 

[lynetteSC]

you do but he turn outs to leave you to go back home to live with his mom

i wish it were closer to Christmas

 

[Mr.MouseFan]

Granted....only it's four days AFTER.

I wish I could go to Las Vegas instead of work tomorrow.

 

[Stacerita]

Granted......but its during the Star Trek convention and they are staying at your hotel, on your floor and you don't speak Klingon.


I wish I had killer abs!

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

Granted, but you'd end up looking like a Chippendale instead of Denise Richards.

I wish my husband would go downstairs and get me another glass of wine.

 

[slo]

Granted, but you'd end up looking like a Chippendale instead of Denise Richards.

I wish my husband would go downstairs and get me another glass of wine.

Granted, but it's warm and not cold

I wish my neighbor would stop blowing fireworks

 

[Stacerita]

Granted, but now instead of playing with fireworks, he has decided to take up learning how to play the drums. And he doesn't plan on stopping till he gets it.

 

[jaycns]

Granted ...but the reason he stopped blowing his fireworks was to start his garage band practice that will be going on and on and on...

I was on a Disney cruise!!

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

Granted ...but the reason he stopped blowing his fireworks was to start his garage band practice that will be going on and on and on...

I was on a Disney cruise!!

Granted but you're on there with the rest of the passengers being cheerleaders and no chaperones.

I wish I could pick up and move.

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Granted but it will cost you more than your last 2 Disney trips and you can only go back to your moms!

I wish I had kids who listen for longer than 10 minute stretches!

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

Granted but it will cost you more than your last 2 Disney trips and you can only go back to your moms!

I wish I had kids who listen for longer than 10 minute stretches!

Oh that won't cost very much.

Granted. They listen for 11 minute stretches.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I wish the Queen of England invited me to tea at Buckingham palace.