
Not laughing at you, it just struck me as funny (vampires....pasty...)
To be honest, I was very disappointed when I found out who was playing Edward. I think Robert Pattenson looks like he's deformed - even HE has said he thinks he looks like he's deformed. He reminds me of Lurch.
And I agree - they always looked like they had gas in the movies. Every time they talked they would screw up their faces and pause several times in a sentence......it was painful to watch. And, YES!!, Kristen Stewart always looks on the verge of passing out or falling asleep. Loved the books, the movies are pathetic, though. The only things I liked in the movies were the all the BAD vampires (well, hello there, James

) and I did like Dr. Cullen, Alice, and Rosalee. Jasper was painful to watch, too, but at least he was SUPPOSED to be repulsively awkward.