Twas The Night Before Christmas at The Fort

TheRustyScupper

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AT "THE FORT":

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through our RV,
Not one person was stirring, and not even, ole me.
The stockings were hung across the slide-out with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas, can find us, out here.

The children were nestled, all snug in bunk beds,
While visions of sugar plums, now danced in their heads.
And we in our warmest, for the heater did snap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.

When out in The Fort, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from top bunk to see what's the matter.
Down the ladder, to the window, I flew like a flash,
Tore open the blinds and rubbed frost off the glass.

The moon light shining on the new fallen snow,
Gave the appearance of midday to the wheel chocks below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But, a miniature fifth-wheel, towed by reindeer.

No one wakes in our camper, without causing a stir,
No matter how silent, and nimble they were.
So my family came running and joined me right now,
To watch the occurance, from our stern to our bow.

We saw the old driver, so lively and quick,
We all knew in a moment, it must be St. Nick.
Faster than golf carts, his reindeer they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen,
On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.
On vinyl of roof, and fiberglass wall,
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

Then, with a loud creak up above, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
The way that they sound, they will rip it to shreds!
Said Dad as his eye balls popped out of his head.

As we looked away from the window and were turning around,
Down the way too tiny air vent, came Nick with a bound.
We gasped at the sight, disbelieving what's here,
With a wink of his eye, knew nothing to fear.

Dressed in all fur, from his head to his foot,
His clothes were all tarnished, with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
Dad winced at our site, for we had no room to unpack.

To our stockings he went, counting eight in the hall,
Hung up with care, on the slide-out's long wall.
In the glow of our tree did we watch with delight,
As he continued his work in our camper that night.

He gave what we wished, 'cause he always just knew,
The wants of our hearts, without needing a clue.
Then laying his finger, on the side of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the air vent, he rose.

He sprang to his fifthwheel, to his team he did shout,
And away they all flew with that awning ripped out.
But, I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas to MY FORT, and to all a good-night!
 
Rusty, when do you ever find time to sleep? That is epic. Is it drinking Red Bulls one after another? Bama Ed
 

Rusty, when do you ever find time to sleep? That is epic. Is it drinking Red Bulls one after another? Bama Ed

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Oh!! I love it! We are giving our kids a motorhome for xmas and are planning on giving clues/scavenger hunt. I would love to incorporate your creative price of writing..do you mind?
 
Oh!! I love it! We are giving our kids a motorhome for xmas and are planning on giving clues/scavenger hunt. I would love to incorporate your creative price of writing..do you mind?

Nope . . . would be truly honored.

Rusty, when do you ever find time to sleep? That is epic. Is it drinking Red Bulls one after another? Bama Ed

Nope . . . Single Malt Scotch and No-Doz.
 
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And-a-One, And-a-Two . . . HIT IT !

Palm Trees wave, are you listenin' ?
In the pool, water's glistenin'
A beautiful sight , we're happy tonight
Stayin' at The Fort wonderland.

Gone away is the blizzard,
Here to stay is the lizard,
A warm sunny day, we like it that way,
Stayin' at The Fort wonderland.

On the beach, we will pic-nic
As the sauce off our fingers we do lick.
Turtles, sand, stone crabs, and sun.
And, Chicken and Barbecue by the ton.

Later on, we'll perspire,
As temperatures rise even higher,
A warm sunny day, we like it that way,
Stayin' at The Fort wonderland.
 
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In my younger days (in the Military), I was stationed in Germany. I found myself at a "Class VI" store (the military Liquor store) where "Adult Beverages" (bottles) could be purchased much cheaper than just about anywhere else.

Well seeing all the old "M A S H" tv shows and all the "Hype" about 12 year old Scotch, and now I could afford it (sort of). I bought me a bottle of Glennfiddich. When I tried it the first time (at the sophisticated and ripe old age of 20 - which was legal in Germany), I had a bit more than a "Warming" sensation. One could say "Burning" would have been appropriate. Certainly not what I was expecting. I have to say though, that after the first drink, all subsequent drinks went down much better and smoother.

Now I am not a "Straight" alcohol drinker, I'd rather mix with soda or water (or other liquid), but if someone offered me another shot (or more) of the Glennfiddich (or other higher quality scotch), I don't think I would turn it down.
 




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