Turkey Leg Etiquette?

[Dax]

Or how to eat a Turkey Leg..LOL...

I found this on the IOA site and thought I would share..

Turkey Leg

 

[Lanshark]

1. It must be handheld.
2. It must contain meat, sugar, or a meatish substance in appearance.
3. You must be able to drive a car while eating it.
4. There must be no utensils involved (I'm looking at you, China).
5. It must be on some sort of stick.
6. There must be a mystery around its origin.

I believe the Emu(I mean turkey)leg qualifies