Turkey butt

[java]

That is the new phrase that my 4 year old has picked up from somewhere(ok not somewhere- my dh thought it was funny and was saying it to them one day well now ...Whenever they get mad at each other my 4 year old yells Turkey butt to his 2 year old brother- who very clearly yells it back to him! I tried saying "we don't say that in this house" but clearly we do or at least dh does. So instead of stressing out about it I am embracing the Turkey Butt. Henceforth when I am upset by something someone posts it will be followed by a reply of TB. You'll know what I mean

 

[ducklite]

My neice picked up "Flying Monkey Butts" from me when she was about three. My BIL wasn't thrilled to put it mildly.

I guess there are a lot worse things in life.

Anne

 

[Ava83]

My four year old says tootie butt..we have decided to ignore-hoping it will fade away.

But NOW I cannot use TB on my posts when irate...you don't have it trademarked do you?

 

[leafette]

My 3YO has started saying "Buttocks" instead of "butt"--taught to him by his sister, I am sure. Except he says "Bew-tocks."

As in "I'm shaking my bew-tocks!!!"

The silliness of the butt will never cease to amuse children. Or DHs.

 

[SeeDisney]

A couple of years I used to hear chicken butt all the time

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Ah, yes, I remember that well from when I was a kiddo.

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"Chicken butt!"

 

[jillyjoey]

Maybe it's a 4 year old thing. On Saturday, I heard DD(4) singing in the backseat... I turned down the radio so I can hear her

"Joey is a buttface a buttface a buttface." (Joey is her brother)

I am so proud!

 

[java]

See now you are all making me want to make some shirts for our trip... turkey butt #1 and turkey butt #2. Or maybe You're a turkey butt and on the other shirt No you are!

 

[Evil Genius]

Java - Looks like you got a tag due to this thread!!

 

[Cee]

Once when the entire family was in the car, my DH got angry and started to
call the offending driver an a**hole, caught himself and yelled, "A**BUTT!"
I think he was going for "butthole" but screwed it up. The kids tease him
about it to this day.

 

[java]

Java - Looks like you got a tag due to this thread!!

over 3,000 posts and this becomes my tag!! Thank you tag fairy for the

 

[OK!]

Nice tag!

 

[SeeDisney]

Congrats on your tag ---

 

[esoumyekcim]

This whole thread has me cracking up.

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

That is the new phrase that my 4 year old has picked up from somewhere(ok not somewhere- my dh thought it was funny and was saying it to them one day well now ...Whenever they get mad at each other my 4 year old yells Turkey butt to his 2 year old brother- who very clearly yells it back to him! I tried saying "we don't say that in this house" but clearly we do or at least dh does. So instead of stressing out about it I am embracing the Turkey Butt. Henceforth when I am upset by something someone posts it will be followed by a reply of TB. You'll know what I mean

Sounds like someone in the preschool must have seen Norbit.

 

[trappednabox]

Guess I still haven't outgrown it I call my little sister stink butt, my mom monkey butt, and my grandma chicken butt. I'm the only one grandma would let get away with that lol, but she knows I say it with love