Tuesday's Thoughtful Riddle

[lewdyan1]

Caro

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

20 posts in an hour and 20 mins. Let's see...carry the one divide by 3...we have to do this like 40 or so more times. Everyone just repeat what they did again.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

boring guttural noises

I heard about your driving incident.
I'm so sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure they didn't like you anyway.

 

[CdnDisneyNut]

Morning

PM on it's way

 

[Cantw8]

 

[dismorgh]

Morning, riddlers. PM sent. I think I'm in today.

 

[dismorgh]

Today we're going some place we hardly ever go. I know it may be a bit scary for some of you but before the day is over, (if I have to carry this thing on my back) (unless something else comes up) we're going to post 100.

I'll help!

 

[dismorgh]

OK...it's riddle within a riddle time.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/834436,parade031008.article

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Any guesses at to what specific products they were? I'll try to keep on top of this story.

If you were to get publicly drunk and urinate on specific products, which ones would they be???

Hmmm, maybe she got pregnant, even using protection bought from that store, and she was upset?

I do not get publicly drunk. I save that for friends only.

 

[dismorgh]

It's going to be a very long day here!

 

[dismorgh]

You know, there are just some days...

 

[dismorgh]

So Duck, I'm helpin'... where'd ya go?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

So Duck, I'm helpin'... where'd ya go?

Stupid stupid job.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hmmm, maybe she got pregnant, even using protection bought from that store, and she was upset?

I hadn't thought of the pregnancy angle. Perhaps she was taking a few tests???

 

[dismorgh]

Stupid stupid job.

Hmmm, yes, sometimes real life gets in the way of what's important. DISing!

At least I hope that's what you were talking about.

 

[lewdyan1]

Kevin

Mike

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I don't know why this public piddler is so facinating to me. Maybe its because:

1) Girls are different than boys. I won't elaborate, but. A guy could get in and get out. Did she put the product in the middle of the row, drop trow and go to town?

2) Nowhere in the story does it mention she was an out of town insurance salesperson.

 

[dismorgh]

I don't know why this public piddler is so facinating to me. Maybe its because:

1) Girls are different than boys. I won't elaborate, but. A guy could get in and get out. Did she put the product in the middle of the row, drop trow and go to town?

2) Nowhere in the story does it mention she was an out of town insurance salesperson.

Good questions! She might have climbed up on the shelves??

 

[lewdyan1]

Joe

 

[jw50]

I don't know why this public piddler is so facinating to me.

I can think of many possible reasons, but all of them would result in points or a closed riddle.

 

[alabamaalan]

I don't know why this public piddler is so facinating to me.