Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height, let's go fly a kite and send it soaring, up to the atmosphere, up where the air is clear, oh let's go fly a kite.
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on