Tuesday's Riddle

[dismorgh]

Kevin, meet Duck, he has a very dry sense of humor, but doesnt mean anything bad, unless its to me

Hi, Duck.

 

[dismorgh]

Nah...I'm doing just fine. Are you on break? I think they're still waiting for drinks and you're giving them towels.

Gotta have the towels in case they spill the drinks.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Finally you're speaking the truth. But change the sometimes to all the time.

 

[dismorgh]

I beg your pardon?!

What?? You don't need help??

 

[L107ANGEL]

What?? You don't need help??

no

 

[dismorgh]

 

[dismorgh]

 

[dismorgh]

 

[L107ANGEL]

see Duck, he knows to keep the drinks coming

 

[dismorgh]

This is a Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

[Mnementh]

For you.....I'll send the Brat to get you one.


Hey Brat....get Roadie a drink!

All right, but I require tips... MONETARY tips for that kind of service.

 

[L107ANGEL]

All right, but I require tips... MONETARY tips for that kind of service.

Your fired

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Gotta have the towels in case they spill the drinks.

Now change the in case to when.

 

[hiwaygal]

Your fired

Excellent job Kevin!!

You were a waiter in a previous life, weren't you???

Either that or...how long have you been married??

 

[L107ANGEL]

Now change the in case to when.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Either that or...how long have you been married??

Do his eyes have any life left in them? Less than 30 years.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Do his eyes have any life left in them? Less than 30 years.

 

[dismorgh]

Excellent job Kevin!!

You were a waiter in a previous life, weren't you???

Either that or...how long have you been married??

Do his eyes have any life left in them? Less than 30 years.

15 years to the first.

11 this year to the last!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I've built up an immunity to that look. Almost 10 years.

 

[dismorgh]

How about a Fuzzy Shark?