Tuesday's Morning Riddle

[firstmickey]

That would explain why no one saw them.

Wait....Gram...Im gonna need that knife back!



Tooty...will you do my nails too?

 

[celerystalker]

I can't believe I didn't get it!
add me to the blonde/angel group today!

What?
I'm an angel!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I can't believe I didn't get it!
add me to the blonde/angel group today!

What?
I'm an angel!

That leaves plenty of wiggle room huh

 

[Grammyof2]

If you need some shopping hints for your own grammies, I found this and it would make the perfect gift.

One size fits all

 

[L107ANGEL]

Grammy

 

[lewdyan1]

celery

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hi Riddlers! I'm not in yet....I have to think about this.

I'm home from work early!! And I found a $20 bill in my jacket pocket this morning! Today's a great day!!

 

[alabamaalan]

Today's a great day!!

That's why it's called the present

 

[Toot Sweet]

That's why it's called the present

How profound, Alan...

And I'm IN. With help from Denise. Since the answer is apparently not "hold a party" or "hold a degree".

 

[firstmickey]

Who knew you could HOLD so many things!?


on $20.....where are you taking me for ice cream?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Who knew you could HOLD so many things!?

I'm amazed at how many people on this thread hold jobs.

 

[lewdyan1]

Bonnie

 

[Toot Sweet]

Who knew you could HOLD so many things!?


on $20.....where are you taking me for ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's here we come! I'm gonna get me a New York Super Fudge Chunk. How about you?


Speaking of holding things......I think I will "hold" Duck's beak shut....Cause I just know he's got some scathing remark ready to devastate me....

 

[firstmickey]

Ooooh, Im in for Cherry Garcia! or maybe Peanut Butter Cup...:



Got duct tape for that beak?

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'm amazed at how many people on this thread hold jobs.

You too can be a client of mine Duck

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You too can be a client of mine Duck

Don't you threaten me!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Ooooh, Im in for Cherry Garcia! or maybe Peanut Butter Cup...:



Got duct tape for that beak?

See? A little Duct tape can fix ANYTHING!!

Duck's been ignoring me lately. Do you think that means we broke up?

 

[celerystalker]

Don't you threaten me!

This made me giggle out loud.
Tee hee.
Thank you!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Don't you threaten me!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

See? A little Duct tape can fix ANYTHING!!

Duck's been ignoring me lately. Do you think that means we broke up?

I haven't been ignoring you. I was waiting for you to say something quote-worthy.








I'll go back to waiting.