Tuesday's MATH (yes I said MATH) RIDDLE

[FSUMARCHIEF]

15 Men on a Dead Man's Chest. And without consulting the treasure map. Aye me hearties. The riddle blasted me brain for a bit. Thought I would have to keelhaul ye. But, me hearties, I am IN.

Aye but we're love by our mommies and dads, drink up me hearties YO HO!

Blessings! Arrrrrrrrgh!
MarkyMark

 

[pongoperdigirl]

I am kinda hopin I can get in on some woohooty action today...
Since I haven't been around to woohooty with the woohootiers.

Avast mateys....who wants to go on a pillage

 

[firstmickey]

I am kinda hopin I can get in on some woohooty action today...
Since I haven't been around to woohooty with the woohootiers.

Avast mateys....who wants to go on a pillage

UNDERDOG!!!!!: if the TF is listening......Pongo really needs an UNDERDOG tag!

Jessica:

Horsey:

drebert:

Marky Mark: Best Pirate talk of the day winner!

 

[lewdyan1]

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."

 

[sheridac]

Sher, you are most daring to be taunting and teasing the Tag Fairy so openly. You have proven your loveableness -- a lesser being would have had their tags revoked, methinks!!

Kimmie~ no need to prove it, it's a well-known FACT!!!

Plus, methinks the Tag Fairy is FLIRTING with Sher!!!!

Also!!!!!

LARSY!!!!

Where you wrote "fun suckers"??? I had to read that 3 times. That is SOOOO not what I saw the first time!!!

 

[lewdyan1]

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"

No chicken pictures required!

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by javamom : Today at 08:23 AM. Reason: Off to me job mates... and really bad eggs

Rhut-rho!!!! Stay upwind of Steph today!!!!

 

[Loubon]

I really oughta whip you for making me think so early.

Saucy wench.

 

[L107ANGEL]

been there, done that....what else ya got?

*sniff* its like we were seperated at birth Sista!

 

[sheridac]

By the way, what did the chicken do?"

No chicken pictures required!

OH NO!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!

YOU MENTIONED CHICKENS!!!!!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Saucy wench.

That's me.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

*sniff* its like we were seperated at birth Sista!

Prob for the good of the planet. It might have been an act of Congress.

 

[sheridac]

oh for the love of grits!!!

Let's get this bad boy done already!!!!!

 

[tmasingo]

oh for the love of grits!!!

Let's get this bad boy done already!!!!!

I was just thinking I can't believe I left work for an hour with only 15 posts left to woo hooty and came back only to see it wasn't met yet

 

[pongoperdigirl]

We are on the cusp of a woohooty.

I just thought I killed the riddle.

 

[sheridac]

a woo hooty has a cusp???

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Arrrrrgh! Avast there ye blimey brats. Ye can't woooo hoooty without buckling your swashes. So get r done. Go buckle yer swash fer crying out loud. Then you'll really be called swash bucklers. Ye scurvy scum.

Blessings! Arrrrrgh!
MarkyMark aka Red Jack Flint

 

[tmasingo]

I really don't think you can kill the riddle. Maim it for awhile maybe.....but this group is good at reviving it

 

[sheridac]

Uh, Red Jack Flint???

 

[hiwaygal]

Where is the RUM!?!?!?!?!

WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOTY!!!