Truth!!!!

[Truth]

will the real carnac impersonator please ... oh, nevermind

BHFan25,

interesting reply, two thoughts,
first, big talk for someone hoping for a prize & two, May a crazed Yak have his way with your favorite Lawn Gnome.

 

[Truth]

Originally posted by Dan Murphy
Could it be totally painful??

Totally painful seems well within the bounds of possibility.
Still working on your other post Dan, if the Buzz Lightyear space ranger decoder ring holds out, if only truth had read more of your posts lately.
Anyhow, due to the underwhelming response to the first impromptu riddle here is another in honor of your 62 worth of tinks phrase.
What do you get when you add one tinkerbell to another tinkerbell ?

No BHFan25, the answer is not " two Tinkerbells "

 

[BHFan25]

Big talk, huh? The talking hat would say "dan" and you know it. I am not so sure about yaks and lawn gnomes. I am also not sure about adding tinkerbelles. Hats I am sure of, tinks I am not. You weren't trying to be mean to me, were you? Because frankly, my dear, I don't give a...

 

[Loubon]

If you were looking for Truth, you should have just looked in the DIS Class Yearbook......

 

[Truth]

Originally posted by BHFan25
I am not so sure about yaks and lawn gnomes.

Then that resolves the question of who the real Cannac imposter is at the DIS.
Whenever there was a less than enthusiastic or negative reaction to a Carnac "joke" the one true Carnac would often admonish the audience with a wish for unplesantness to befall them.
Many times a Yak was the vehicle to deliver said unplesantness.

As far as your answer to the Dan hat dialogue dilemma, while Dan's hat might say " Dan " and "Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, Lucille LeSueur were never in your kitchen ",
" Dan " is not the answer and
Who has never been in your kitchen was not the question.

You weren't trying to be mean to me, were you?

Certainly not.
BHFan25, you appear to be new to the DIS and possibly you missed it but the Community board has this posted as one of the rules/guidelines/very good ideas. " just be friendly "

So, BHFan25, Welcome to the CB where the well dressed DISer should forget their troubles but not their sense of humor.

 

[BHFan25]

See how much attention I was paying to Johnny Carson? But now that I think of it, I remember the bringing up of "yaks".
I didn't think you were trying to mean. I've heard the Truth (though stranger than fiction) is pretty good people.
I know that you know the true answer is "dan" but you keep insisting that it is not. Who should answer this question, please tell.

 

[Dan Murphy]

Where is BH?

 

[BHFan25]

Not a where. A who. A love in my life.

 

[Truth]

Originally posted by BHFan25
Who should answer this question, please tell.

Anyone should be able to answer the gabby gourd guard gag and quite a few DISers know the answer to the Tinkerbell math.

So to recap, the the cap capper is not out of anyone's league, and plenty of people will be kicking themselves for not getting the pixie addition.

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by BHFan25
Not a where. A who. A love in my life.

Oh, a who!! Cool.

Gabby gourd guard gag? Sounds one short of a G5.

 

[Truth]

Originally posted by Dan
Where is BH?

You have got to be kidding!!! look at BHFan25's location
" in the rockies " obviously they work at Cheyenne Mountain,
where else can you live " in " the rockies.

The other possibility would be someone that really really likes pets rocks and has tons of them. Kind of like the person you know that claims to be a rock's pet.

Somewhat Originally posted by Dan
Those are hints or riddles and fire are or all are?

Did your keyboard run outa comma's !!?? It seems you wish to have the hints separated from the herrings. If this is the case then up till that point the only hints were

Dan = tall guy = mostly herring

hat trick = slight hint
threw his hat = hint
Location = windy city = huge hint
painfully obvious = hint

BTW do you want hints to any of the other games going on on this thread? It seems there may be more than one more that knows more than less about what four. Are you getting help from the pixies or can the person chained to the rock reach their computer ?

 

[Dan Murphy]

Maybe a comma would have helped...........

Those are hints or riddles and fire are, or all are?

 

[BHFan25]

Originally posted by Truth
can the person chained to the rock reach their computer ?

that is so funny!

 

[Truth]

Dan,

that was foul !!
Managed to miss your last post on page two, while writing the last reply here on page three.
Obviously you know what your own hat said but why give away the best hint so soon ?
At least that animal is the worst rendition ever.
Would you call that impressionist or VanGoat ?
You now resemble a joke.
What do you call a chicken that crosses main street U.S.A in Disneyland Paris, falls in the dust bin and then returns to the other side of the street.

 

[BHFan25]

"foul and fowl" all in the same paragraph. You are a clever someone. The absent minded professor got mail. Main Street in Paris has dust bins?

 

[BHFan25]

"Would you call that impressionist or VanGoat ? "

I'm hoping there wasn't a ear in his mailbox!
Speaking of which, we should all check ours.

 

[Truth]

One of the great advantages of being the faux Carnac is that the mail does not need to be opened to tell what is inside. Hope everyone has & is keeping a record of what they thought they knew and when they knew it. It would be terrible if someone's goat was got by the fox while they watched the hen house.

Does anyone know how many times the answer to the tink math has appeared in this thread ? Everyone may have three guesses as long as their first two don't count.

In honor of the french a frog joke.
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called
up to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The
frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss
me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out,
smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for
a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.

 

[Princess Michelle]

Originally posted by BHFan25
Not a where. A who. A love in my life.

You're in love with Barry Hom?

 

[tink29]

Truth, you make my head hurt!!!

Maybe Dan's "hat" will make me feel better.

 

[tink29]

That answer is easy.

Adding the Tink's = Tarzan, The Pirate, Double Trouble, Hugh Jackman, and Velvet Man.