(News Service Wire) In a stunning news announcement, authorities announced that Disney's multi-player game Virtual Magic Kingdom (VMK) was shut down for hours this morning due to a wide variety of reasons. Rumors are rampant, but some authorities speculate that the reason for the delay in opening had to do with rare trade rooms.
"You know, I go into a room titled 'Really, the rarest game in VMK' and there are a couple of crater chairs and a red room divider," lamented noted VMK expert Spike McRoy. "I can't ever find any rare items in these rooms. I have these really, really, really rare Yeti pins, but I can't trade anything for them."
Other sources speculate that the failure to open timely may have had something to do with the newly formed Barrel Blast race by Spike McRoy. Sources close to the guest room indicate that Spike McRoy was seen disappearing frequently from the room. "I have no comment at this time," Spike McRoy mused. He later mumbled something about "dc", a well known malady amongst addicted VMK-ers, as they are known. More details regarding this delay will be provided when VMK returns to action.
{March 30, 2006}