SkyGirl
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Before our update of the next day, and DD announcement of the Yak&Yeti ADR, and after the sadness, how about some giggles!
ADVENTURES IN CHEMOBRAIN!!!
1. All my life I have loved road trips, long or short. I remembering driving into the Pennsylvania countryside with my Daddy to my Uncle's farm. It took all day and we would listen to the radio and drink Dr. Pepper's, that you could only get in the country. I remember driving around looking for crushes house with my mom when I was in junion high (GO MOM!). When DD was 9 months old, Mom and I took her on a long road trip, just staying somewhere interesting and then going somewhere else. Three weeks on the road and three weeks of fun. When she was 14 months we drove from Pittsburgh to Ft. Lauderdale - it took sixteen days!!
And it was one of my favorite memories!
Enter Chemobrain! Whenever I have stress here in Ft. Lauderdale, I take a drive that takes me from downtown Ft. Lauderdale to the beach, to some local neighborhoods to the other end of the beach. I follow the same roads, same turns. The only thing that changes is the music. Well, chemobrain got me soooo lost that it took me hours to find my way back home! And I was too embarrassed to call for help at home to say I was lost on a drive I've done a thousand times!!
2. Grocery shopping has never been a chore for me. I enjoy it. Being a foodie I get almost a high in the produce department!
I save money and get the best ingredients I can. I'm even so good that people stop me to ask my advice!
Enter Chemobrain! I started buying in bulk. Not in bulk like at a membership grocery store, but I would bring home seven bottles of Tylenol, or nine rolls of paper towels, twenty cans of hairspray, 12 jars of salsa, 2 dozen muffins, a bag of dog food for a 100 lbs dog, and you've seen Diva, 2 gallons of milk when only one person drinks it. And by that night, I'd forget that I bought it all!!! I'm still finding things that I'm shocked I bought!!
3. Bathroom Duties! Don't worry, no TMI coming! We all have a hairbrush, we all have a toothbrush. We use both more than once a day.
Enter Chemobrain! I was bald, would walk into the bathroom, unsure of which brush I used for my teeth. For days on end!!
4. Vocabulary and a way with words! I've always been very proud of my vocabulary being pretty large and my grammar being nearly perfect.
Enter Chemobrain! What words? Which grammar? Huh?
This drives my Mother and DD insane! I will forget, right in the middle of a sentence what I'm talking about or just one word and it will take me minutes, not moments, to get back to the point! I call people by the wrong name, I can't remember jokes or the names of songs or television shows. I would feel like a moron and have said that chemo stole my IQ, but luckily I have a family that laughs WITH me (and at me behind my back!)
5. Pulled up to Walgreens to pick up the monthly bag of meds.
Enter Chemobrain! They ask for my name ..... it is ......... wait ........ okay, I remember. Now they as for my birthdate! GET OUT? That is like, 40 odd years ago! It takes ..... moments. But there it is! Whoo, I can get my meds and go. No, now they want my address for ID. Are they serious? My address has numbers in it. And is either a drive or a way or a street or ....
I have to call DD on the cell to ask her. She sighs, "Are you at Walgreens?"
And now, back to our regularly scheduled DIS!!!
to you all
ADVENTURES IN CHEMOBRAIN!!!
1. All my life I have loved road trips, long or short. I remembering driving into the Pennsylvania countryside with my Daddy to my Uncle's farm. It took all day and we would listen to the radio and drink Dr. Pepper's, that you could only get in the country. I remember driving around looking for crushes house with my mom when I was in junion high (GO MOM!). When DD was 9 months old, Mom and I took her on a long road trip, just staying somewhere interesting and then going somewhere else. Three weeks on the road and three weeks of fun. When she was 14 months we drove from Pittsburgh to Ft. Lauderdale - it took sixteen days!!

Enter Chemobrain! Whenever I have stress here in Ft. Lauderdale, I take a drive that takes me from downtown Ft. Lauderdale to the beach, to some local neighborhoods to the other end of the beach. I follow the same roads, same turns. The only thing that changes is the music. Well, chemobrain got me soooo lost that it took me hours to find my way back home! And I was too embarrassed to call for help at home to say I was lost on a drive I've done a thousand times!!

2. Grocery shopping has never been a chore for me. I enjoy it. Being a foodie I get almost a high in the produce department!

Enter Chemobrain! I started buying in bulk. Not in bulk like at a membership grocery store, but I would bring home seven bottles of Tylenol, or nine rolls of paper towels, twenty cans of hairspray, 12 jars of salsa, 2 dozen muffins, a bag of dog food for a 100 lbs dog, and you've seen Diva, 2 gallons of milk when only one person drinks it. And by that night, I'd forget that I bought it all!!! I'm still finding things that I'm shocked I bought!!

3. Bathroom Duties! Don't worry, no TMI coming! We all have a hairbrush, we all have a toothbrush. We use both more than once a day.
Enter Chemobrain! I was bald, would walk into the bathroom, unsure of which brush I used for my teeth. For days on end!!

4. Vocabulary and a way with words! I've always been very proud of my vocabulary being pretty large and my grammar being nearly perfect.
Enter Chemobrain! What words? Which grammar? Huh?


5. Pulled up to Walgreens to pick up the monthly bag of meds.
Enter Chemobrain! They ask for my name ..... it is ......... wait ........ okay, I remember. Now they as for my birthdate! GET OUT? That is like, 40 odd years ago! It takes ..... moments. But there it is! Whoo, I can get my meds and go. No, now they want my address for ID. Are they serious? My address has numbers in it. And is either a drive or a way or a street or ....
I have to call DD on the cell to ask her. She sighs, "Are you at Walgreens?"




And now, back to our regularly scheduled DIS!!!
