Trader Sam and his many wives are very good friends with me. I met them while on safari upon a jungle cruise. Sam has a good sense of humor, and never ignores his friends. Just make sure not to ignore him, while he is talking to you, for he is the leader of a head hunting village. And might feel as if you are not being respectful of him. There was an odd sort of fellow that was with our excursion party, that kept on bothering Sam with his inane comments and questions. Well, after lunch, which by the way was a very delicious stew, with bits of meat that I had never tasted before, that I am aware of anyway, this odd little fellow was no where to be found. So we went out looking for him, never did find him, then we were informed of his whereabouts. So we knew not to expect him to return with us, but I must say that he did make for a very fine stew. So whatever you do, always pay attention to Sam when he is addressing you. And do not ask too many questions that annoy him, otherwise, pass the salt and pepper please.
Now when it comes to children, he (Sam) just loves them to Reece's pieces! Matter of fact, he and his many wives have in total 18 children. Ranging in ages from 2 months to 25 years of age. Now that is a lot of mouths to feed, yes, but then there are many a tourista that come a calling to his fine village. Which is good, for it assists with the local economy, for the most part anyway. Another good reason for so many visitors, is that it is easier to feed not only all of his children, but the rest of the natives as well. This special stew is served every so often. So one might wish to inquire as to what the special ingredient is. Believe me, I know. Anyway, people of all ages are welcomed with open arms at Trader Sam's. So enjoy! And say howdy to my fine friend. TIA
