I just have to post a joke from another thread here. It goes with sumrmist's post.
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark
shades.
She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,
I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it
makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale
this week for only $20.00.'
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by! the sound of it
dropping on t he counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is
really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could
tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the
only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me it was
on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'
He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
$11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.'
Something about that just seems so wrong!
its the toilet paper for those who love to go Commando 
, thank god my daughter was in bed, I think I was spurting out every 4 letter word known to man during the last quarter of that game! 
