Totally Useless Thread

[SCtigercock]

It would ruin our girlish figures!

Oh, we are talking figures?.

 

[SCtigercock]

You know... bumps in all of the wrong places...

Otay.

I just need to let DH know it ain't personal.

Or is it?

 

[SCtigercock]

Nah. He'll understand, right?

Yup, uh huh, sure.

 

[AuburnJen92]

well, if you bump DH in the wrong place, it's all over

 

[SCtigercock]

well, if you bump DH in the wrong place, it's all over

 

[SC DAD of 2]

Bump Dat!

 

[clkelley]

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[Born 2 Fish]

Is this still a Totally Useless Thread ?
Read these poems first and then decide.

Doof goes the subwoofer
Doof Doof Doof
…
Doof
…
Anybody have to pee?

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hmm
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Widdle iddy biddy thing on the wall.
What makes you sit there?
What makes you crawl?

Widdle iddy biddy spot that is there.
What makes you sit there?
What makes you care?

Widdle iddy biddy mark that is black.
What is your name?
Is it Steve or is it Mack?

Widdle iddy biddy smudge on the wall.
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…
Oh, it was just a smudge… my bad.

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Small Caterpillar,
You dim-witted little drunk.
Stumble to your home.

 

[kampfirekim]

Yes Frank, it is still totally useless. Maybe now more than ever!

 

[bord1niowa]

Is this still a Totally Useless Thread ?
Read these poems first and then decide.

Doof goes the subwoofer
Doof Doof Doof
…
Doof
…
Anybody have to pee?

____________________________

…
…
…
…

…
hmm
…
…

______________________________

Widdle iddy biddy thing on the wall.
What makes you sit there?
What makes you crawl?

Widdle iddy biddy spot that is there.
What makes you sit there?
What makes you care?

Widdle iddy biddy mark that is black.
What is your name?
Is it Steve or is it Mack?

Widdle iddy biddy smudge on the wall.
…
…
Oh, it was just a smudge… my bad.

__________________________

Small Caterpillar,
You dim-witted little drunk.
Stumble to your home.

Wow! I think my IQ just dropped about 15 points

 

[SC DAD of 2]

Dawg home! Dis thread is totally useless.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

So now that we are back from vacation it's time to start the diet and exercise, banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour and I should start with that exercise.
Whatta ya spose she's try'n to say ?

 

[des1954]

So now that we are back from vacation it's time to start the diet and exercise, banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour and I should start with that exercise.
Whatta ya spose she's try'n to say ?

I say I love ya just the way ya are, Frank.

 

[Tnbob]

Frank, if that were true, I would weigh 100 lbs.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

This,,~, is still fairly useless.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

The tilde? It is good for this:

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Now wasn't that a pretty line?

Yes, it is pretty line, but I prefer line dancing,

 

[AuburnJen92]

Nail a pillow to the wall first. Then you can do it longer...

There is a mental picture here that is not appropriate for the DIS forum.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I am pretty useless at work after lunch on Fridays...

At least your only useless at work after lunch for a couple hours on Fridays,
most of the kids I work with are useless after they wake up EVERYDAY !


Ya think this country is in trouble now,,wait til the kids I work with run this country,,Ohhhh-haannnnnnna !!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Statistics show,"the less money people have, the more they spend on a funeral".

I find that he less money people have, the more they spend on everything in general.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Bodacious,,
is that a redneck word ?