Top Ten Ways Disney Is Improving Its Image

[chef's wife]

Top Ten Ways Disney Is Improving Its Image

10. Every 3-day pass to Disneyland now includes 24-hour marriage to Britney Spears

9. Changing back to "It's a Small World" from recent "It's a Shizzle Whizzle"

8. Newest reality show: "Who Wants To Schedule Our Prime Time?"

7. Putting Winnie the Pooh on Atkins Diet

6. Chicken sandwiches sold at all Disney theme parks now include only 25% rat

5. Pluto and Goofy wedding cancelled

4. New corporate mantra: "What would Annette Funicello do?"

3. Michael Eisner replaced by A-Rod

2. Cinderella getting breast enhancements and Botox

1. Neutering Goofy

 

[chef's wife]

Oh, yeah and the Scoop thing too!!!!!!!

 

[GIOny]

 

[Raulandpinboy]

I smell a moderation coming down the pipes

Who will it be hmmmmmmmmmmmm The Mean one, or the Natster. Only time will tell

 

[chef's wife]

Too late, look at the Anniversary thread!!!!!!
Hey, Disney is friendly to all!!!!!!!!!...so I'm I!!!!

 

[JudithM]

You forgot to mention th two buzz words from the recent Disney stockholder's meeting - "creativity" & "technology." Those words were repeated & repeated & repeated until it was sickening .