Top Ten List.....need funny suggestions *PICTURE OF SHIRT ADDED TO Post #1*

[adctd2WDW]

I will admit up front that I am not nearly as creative as the rest of you, but I have a few:
"Because I have a strange desire to enter the twilight zone."
"I need to shop for home decor."
"The people at work think I am strange when I point out hidden Mickeys."
"I think my ghost got lost, so I need another."
"My kids are tired of me asking them if they want to pin trade."
"I haven't stayed at every Disney hotel yet."

 

[adctd2WDW]

"Because we like planning our meals six months in advance"
"To not to be ashamed of my "real" ears"

I don't look crazy walking around humming "It's a small world"
"Where else can you worship a mouse wearing red shorts and not have to wear a straight jacket? "
"You ain’t seen nothin’ til you’ve seen a Yeti on a runaway train."
"Because every day should end with a firework show.
"Because it IS the happiest place on Earth. "

I also like these very much. Now I want to do a shirt like this.

 

[erincon23]

These are great! OP, i hope you don't mind of several of us borrow your idea... there may be a rash of Top 10 Disney shirts going around!

You know you've got the Disney flu when:

- You see a giant colorful serpent in the lagoon.
- Your kids say, "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?"
- You're pretty sure you're smelling orange blossoms... no wait, pine trees... no wait, stinky feet...
- You have a craving for pineapple soft serve.
- You can't talk right any more -- you say things like heffalump and fantasmic and confuzzle.
- Heat and humidity don't bother you, as long as you're not at home.
- You start screaming, "I need some pixie dust!"

OK, it's early, that's all I've got right now...

Erin

 

[iluv2go2disney]

These are great! OP, i hope you don't mind of several of us borrow your idea... there may be a rash of Top 10 Disney shirts going around!

You know you've got the Disney flu when:

- You see a giant colorful serpent in the lagoon.
- Your kids say, "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?"
- You're pretty sure you're smelling orange blossoms... no wait, pine trees... no wait, stinky feet...
- You have a craving for pineapple soft serve.
- You can't talk right any more -- you say things like heffalump and fantasmic and confuzzle.
- Heat and humidity don't bother you, as long as you're not at home.
- You start screaming, "I need some pixie dust!"

OK, it's early, that's all I've got right now...

Erin

I absolutely don't mind if you borrow my idea. I'm flattered that people like my idea. And I think it's great because everyone can have their own list on their shirt.

 

[DisneyAngie]

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[PJAY]

Whats wrong with getting a haircut and a station wagon with wood side panels?

I like yours better!

 

[qcmommy]

1. You won't offend anyone when you say you got a Buzz and a Woody...(autograph that is, get your mind out of the gutter)

 

[Chellymouse]

Here are my top 10 reasons to go to Disney World:

10. IASW--hearing it once just isn't enough!
9. I'm looking for Mr. Morrow...Mr. Tom Morrow
8. Where else can you be a Galactic Hero?
7. It's okay to be woken up by a mouse
6. Because who doesn't love to see a pirates booty? Arrrr!
5. I needed a friendly reminder from Uncle Bob about my table manners and to eat my veggies.
4. I had a sudden urge to climb Mt. Everest
3. The princesses aren't the only ones who get treated like royalty
2. I FINALLY got an ADR at Le Cellier
and the #1 reason to go to Disney World

1. You won't offend anyone when you say you got a Buzz and a Woody...(autograph that is, get your mind out of the gutter)

I love #1. That was a "theme" of our most recent trip!

 

[coltink]

I apologize if any of these are duplicates

Because you are happy to get up at 6 am on your vacation.

Beacuse you can visit 10 countries in 1 day and do it again tomorrow.

Beacuse you feel at home in a sea of yellow ponchos.

Because you can be excitied about taking 10 different modes of transportation in 1 day.

Because you can eat 3 meals a day and still sneak in a snack.

Because everyday should be celebrated with fireworks.

Because every day is a 'Magical Day'.

Because you wouldn't be considered crazy for talking to a trash can.

Pirates and Princesses do exist

Where else could I spend $10 for a plastic pen that will break after 1 use

Flip flops are acceptable year round.

Because I enjoy getting a wedgie at water parks (or insert water ride name)

 

[waw1961]

My top reason to go to WDW : To piss off my co-workers.... again.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Because it's the only place in the world where you can be a Pirate AND a Princess and nobody tells you to pick.

Where else can you find a trip around the world, a flying elephant and spinning teacups within walking distance?

 

[Robbinsgirls3]

How about something like, "Because it's the only Mouse House you'd ever consider entering", "It's where Fairies and Princesses are a way of life", or "I love to wait four hours for a two minute ride" something along those lines... sounds like a good photo op when you have it completed! Please share!

 

[freepixie]

10 - we want the redhead (POTC)
9 - good job buddy (soarin)
8 - what kind of foolishness would you like to see? (muppets)
7 - hurry back, hurry back, be sure to bring your death certificate (HM)
6 - por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas (monorail)
5 - now approaching, mickey's star traders (TTA)
4 - well I'll be, its the blue fairy (wishes)
3 - whatever you do, don't fling me in that briar patch (Splash)
2- have a magical day (everywhere!)
1 - M-I-C - see ya real soon - K-E-Y - why? because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!!

 

[iluv2go2disney]

Wearing Mickey Mouse ears is considered normal.

 

[KellyNY]

Because I fell for "Mouse trap"

Because I need Sushi, take out next door closed

Because I hate to make my bed every morning

Doctors order

 

[g-dad66]

Top Reasons to go to WDW:

To see the back side of water once again.

Because pixie dust beats house dust any day of the week.

Doing TSM at Rope Drop is good practice for Pamplona.

Because at home I'll just grow older.

Who wants to rest on a vacation?!

 

[kiranic]

Because pixie dust beats house dust any day of the week.

 

[Berlioz70]

I want to play...

Walt Disney World is my top vacation spot because...

while there I'm already planning for my next trip

while I cannot understand text messaging, my dialog is not complete without DAK, DHS, TTC, and TTA

when I'm hungry ice cream on a funnel cake is an acceptable meal

if I'm standing in a queue I want fun things to look at and something to learn

I can sing along and someone will ask me for help with the lyrics

everyone is smiling

I can see the world up close and from above

it's acceptable to cry and smile at the same time

 

[bringmethathorizon]

1 its the only place that i dont mind getting spit on by a camel.
2 i have too much personal space in my real life.
3 because a Coke taste much better when you pay 2.50 for it.
4 where else could you be that exausted but still be having the time of your life.
5 because i can be the person i want to be, not the person i have to be.

 

[disneysophie]

- because it's OK to check out other people's chests for their Disney pins
- because it's a small world after all
- because I can worship Big Ears
- because my packages can be sent to my hotel
- because my ride is never late
- because I never have to use my car