Top Ten List.....need funny suggestions *PICTURE OF SHIRT ADDED TO Post #1*

[iluv2go2disney]

I'm wanting to make a shirt with a "Top Ten List for going to Disney" on the back. I want them to be funny like the list on David Letterman. Does anyone have any idea?


I finally got my shirt done. It took me a while to get it just like I wanted it. Thank you all for the great suggestions.

I also made a design for the front of the shirt and thought I'd share it too.

 

[Funky Chicken]

Well-one of the ten could be

"Two Words-DOLE WHIP".

I'll work on the other 9.

 

[iluv2go2disney]

Well-one of the ten could be

"Two Words-DOLE WHIP".

I'll work on the other 9.

That's so true! It's definately on my top ten list.

 

[Jackie H.]

How about: Walk around with a giant poultry limb in your hand without causing stares

 

[BarleyJack]

How about.....

"Europe was full"

"Its not Six Flags or Dollywood"

"A fairy made me do it"

"Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas"

"Because we like planning our meals six months in advance"

"Crocs are acceptable fashion footwear here"

 

[iluv2go2disney]

How about: Walk around with a giant poultry limb in your hand without causing stares

How about.....

"Europe was full"

"Its not Six Flags or Dollywood"

"A fairy made me do it"

"Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas"

"Because we like planning our meals six months in advance"

"Crocs are acceptable fashion footwear here"

You all are so creative. Keep 'em coming.

 

[bleeps]

So is your list REASONS for going to WDW, or is it about BEING there? I'm seeing two different themes developing in the *great!* answers so far and want to put my creative mind on the right path....

 

[lugnut33]

So I can wear a top 10 shirt

Martin Short in "Oh Canada".

So I can take a nap at Sounds Dangerous

To find my prince and steal him away from the princess

To report wait-times back to the Dis

My lime green shirts are fashionable

Stitch's Great Escape

To make sure Johnny Depp really is an AA.

To ride the TTA over and over and over...

 

[iluv2go2disney]

So is your list REASONS for going to WDW, or is it about BEING there? I'm seeing two different themes developing in the *great!* answers so far and want to put my creative mind on the right path....

Good question, I'm not sure. I guess either one would be great.

Actually now that I think about it, I think "going to Disney".

 

[connie1042]

Pool hopping is a NO GO!

Yes, my mug is from this trip!

Lime Green makes me special!

Mickey ice cream bars Rock!!!

Stay out of the dam lakes!!!

 

[KellyNY]

To pull sword out of stone

To make a wish upon a star

To be 12 again

To not to be ashamed of my "real" ears

To visit Mars

 

[TimandTanya]

10. An excuse for my immaturity

9. Not having to hear "grow up" all vacation

8. I don't look crazy walking around humming "It's a small world"

7. Because not everyone "Gets it!"

6. Turkey Legs

5. Wear Goofy ears and have people think you're cool!

4. 'Cause it's snowing somewhere else in the world.

3. Crocs all day long!

2. Family.

and the #1 reason why I like to vacation at Walt Disney World......

1. Where else can you worship a mouse wearing red shorts and not have to wear a straight jacket?

 

[KellyNY]

1. Where else can you worship a mouse wearing red shorts and not have to wear a straight jacket?

it is priceless

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Because I can!

 

[dwsandy]

What a fun thread! Love the answers so far

 

[iluveeyore]

- Animal Kingdom - Nahtazu (not a zoo!)
- what time is the 3 o'clock parade???
- what do you mean you need dining reservations??

Yeah, mine are lame, but I'm loving reading everyone else's so thought I'd subscribe with my own silliness!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

a topper:

If you have to ask why, the answer would confuzzle you!

 

[TimandTanya]

CONFUZZLE?!?!

I am so using that word!! Thank you!!

 

[whamma]

Top 10 Reasons to Go to Disney
10. Because there isn't a gigantic "geodesic dome" within 50 miles of home.
9. I love a parade!
8. To visit Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Great Britain, Morocco, Mexico, Norway, Japan and China without a passport (and at a fraction of the price).
7. It's the closest I'll ever come to going on a safari in Kilamanjaro.
6. You ain’t seen nothin’ til you’ve seen a Yeti on a runaway train.
5. Dole Whip cures all ills.
4. Aerosmith is waiting to take me on a rock ‘n’ rollin’ limo ride.
3. I look great in 3-D glasses.
2. I’ve got a date with Dumbo—he’s taking me for a spin.
And the number 1 reason to go to Disney …
…. To get in my yearly cry when I see Walt and Mickey holding hands in front of the castle.

 

[onelugnut]

Because i have a sickness, and the only thing that helps is mickey pops!