Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker does ballet. Hey!
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We Three Kings of Orient Far
Tried to smoke a rabid cigar
It was loaded and exploded
BOOM!! We saw a star
Oh, star of wonder, star of might
Fill your pants with dynamite
Light the fuse and off we go
Around the world to Mexico
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I can't think of a third right now.
You just gave me a childhood memory...
"I'm a Jingle bell in the Christmas play,
all I do is ring, ring ring, not one word do I say,
Jingle here, jingle there, never miss a cue,
don't be shy my teacher said, "No one will notice you",
Ha, I've got rights, I must fight for a bigger roll,
this year I'm a jingle bell, but next year the North Pole.
Brought to you by Mad Magazine and that place in my memory that could be much better served remembering something I might need one day.