Tom Cruise like a "Christ"

[budbeerlady]

If you havent heard it yet this morning here it is. I had to go hunt it down after hearing the discussion on the radio on the way to work.

"TOM Cruise is the new "Christ" of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission Impossible star has been told he has been chosen to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And sect leader David Miscavige believes that Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor said Cruise had been told he was Scientology's Christ-like figure." According to the Herald Sun http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21113508-2902,00.html


I really dont have any words....I am thinking a little

 

[cardaway]

Come on, everybody knows the Beatles are still the next Christ.

 

[Maleficent13]

His new name is Neo.

 

[Fitswimmer]

Ok, if that's not a sign of the Apocolypse I don't know what is.

 

[CathrynRose]

Now where have you guys been?

Thats old news - we were discussing it here:


http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1162494&referrerid=&highlight=oh+suri


Check out the last few days for a barrell-o-laughs!

 

[minkydog]

Kind of a scary christ,ya think

 

[Phrebert]

See that's the problem, You don't know the history of the Disboards, I Do!

Can I come and jump on your couch?

 

[budbeerlady]

Shoot, I missed it in the Suri Challenge. Old news, sorry, move on!

I will wait for the next nutcase thing he does.......

 

[CathrynRose]

Shoot, I missed it in the Suri Challenge. Old news, sorry, move on!

I will wait for the next nutcase thing he does.......

And rest assured - it wont be long.

 

[Phrebert]

 

[Liberty Belle]

Oh. My. God.

Like the freak needs anything else to inflate his ego.

 

[goofygirl]

Oh Tom Cruise on a raft!!

 

[Liberty Belle]

See that's the problem, You don't know the history of the Disboards, I Do!

Can I come and jump on your couch?

You're glib, Phrebert, you're glib.

 

[miss missy]

it's official! We are sooo doomed

 

[ButchJohnson]

Ok, if that's not a sign of the Apocolypse I don't know what is.

I was thinking the same thing. I didn't think Jesus would be a mediocre actor.

 

[oxfordcircus]

The quote left out the word "anti" as in Tom Cruise is the ANTI-Christ.

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

I am reminded of the scene in Talladega Nighst when Will Ferrell's character thought he was on fire. "Save me, Tom Cruise!"

 

[nuke]

I am reminded of the scene in Talladega Nighst when Will Ferrell's character thought he was on fire. "Save me, Tom Cruise!"

 

[Dodie]

Oh. My. God. Like the freak needs anything else to inflate his ego.

Ditto.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.