Today at work...

[tevagirl]

Let me tell you about the patient we have coming in for treatment.

She's a really sweet elderly woman. Always has a smile and a hello. The thing is she isn't very, how shall I say this.. ....well let's just say 'tidy.' Okay, all right, I'll just say it... she's dirty and she smells really, really bad. Wear's a diaper when she goes out and has diarrhea all the time. And she bakes us cookies.

Now, I ain't eatin' those cookies.
In fact no one is eating those cookies.

We just thank her profusely, take the cookies (that she brings in unwrapped in a brown greasy bag), and chuck them in the trash can as soon as she leaves.

We feel bad that she is baking these cookies and we decide we must try to deter her from doing it. So we pick Laura (the names have been changed to protect the innocent) to talk to Mrs. Brown about the cookies.

This is what we hear...

Laura: "Mrs Brown, you don't need to bake us cookies every day. Especially since you're running to the bathroom all the time."

Mrs Brown: "Oh no, Honey, I don't mind. It takes my mind off of it."

Laura: "But Mrs Brown, don't you get tired from all the baking and pooping, baking and pooping, baking and pooping?"

Makes the cookies sound even more appealing doesn't it?

 

[PixiePop]

I don't think I will ever eat another cookie again.

 

[minniecarousel]

Oh - let her bake the cookies. Just keep throwing them out!

(baking and pooping?!?!? - too funny)

 

[ilovejack02]

baking and pooping.....
It should be your tag

 

[LisaL]

...

Laura: "Mrs Brown, you don't need to bake us cookies every day. Especially since you're running to the bathroom all the time."

Mrs Brown: "Oh no, Honey, I don't mind. It takes my mind off of it."

Laura: "But Mrs Brown, don't you get tired from all the baking and pooping, baking and pooping, baking and pooping?"

Makes the cookies sound even more appealing doesn't it?

Poor Mrs. Brown

 

[Aimee K]

Let's not let the tag fairy get a whiff of this thread.

 

[kejoda]

Now admit it Teva your Laura!!

 

[tevagirl]

Now admit it Teva your Laura!!

I swear I'm not Laura! (and it was not me who set the smoke alarm off in the bathroom last week!)

 

[kejoda]

I swear I'm not Laura! (and it was not me who set the smoke alarm off in the bathroom last week!)

how could I forget that one!!!!! You do need a pooping tag!!!

 

[LisaL]

I swear I'm not Laura! (and it was not me who set the smoke alarm off in the bathroom last week!)

I thought that was your post!

You can start a new thread "What's your funniest poop story?" Every week you'll have a new one to add.

I'm sorry. It's just so funny.

 

[L107ANGEL]

 

[Pam]

Are they chocolate chip? Cause then I would be really, really skivved......

 

[kejoda]

Are they chocolate chip? Cause then I would be really, really skivved......

Pam!!! Thats so gross.

 

[tevagirl]

I thought that was your post!

You can start a new thread "What's your funniest poop story?" Every week you'll have a new one to add.

I'm sorry. It's just so funny.

Come to think of it...I wonder why all my threads have to do with poop.

 

[Pam]

Pam!!! Thats so gross.

You know that you were sitting here thinking exactly the SAME thing.....

 

[candykisses]

baking and pooping

Oh my, poor Mrs brown.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I swear I'm not Laura! (and it was not me who set the smoke alarm off in the bathroom last week!)

Bless your pooping heart, teva.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Bless your pooping heart, teva.

Sounds like a country song

 

[sugarpie]

I'd just drop the cookies off at a neighbors house. There's no sense in wasting food, after all.

 

[Philagoofy]

I'd just drop the cookies off at a neighbors house.

Or to a much "loved" MIL.