It almost sounds like you're in the same position I was in Ants, the doctors made me drink this horrible stuff the afternoon prior to my surgery, to totally clean out my bowels...it was BAD! I also could not eat the day before my surgery. The day of my surgery I couldn't drink either. Since cancer was a possibility, I had a 5 hour surgery, they took everything they "removed" from and sent it to the lab to be biopsied, left me open on table during this. What other posted mentioned about having bowel problems immediately following surgery is 100% correct, they are cutting into, moving and removing a bunch of important things down there. I wasn't allowed to eat for 3 days after my surgery either....let me tell you, I was down right cranky by the time I left the hospital!

If I would have seen one more tray of clear broth, jello and vanilla ice cream...I would have tossed it at someone..if I could have lifted it!

Get yourself some stool softener pills prior to surgery! Nair your legs before surgery too...if you can't stand hairy legs, because you won't be able to bend over to shave them for a while afterwards!

My husband butchered my legs, it wasn't pretty! He went out and bought Nair after that for me!

You're not going to be allowed to lift anything heavier than 5 lbs for at least 1-2 weeks after surgery, and
I wasn't allowed to climb stairs for 2 weeks either. I also wasn't allowed to drive for 4 weeks! It was nice being chauffered around for a while...then I got really bored with it! I started to feel like me again about 2-3 weeks after surgery though!
Did I ever mention to you that I moved into a new house the weekend of my surgery, we moved on Saturday and I had surgery Monday morning! During my recovery I had to look at un-packed boxes that I couldn't touch....it drove me nuts, my husband caught me on more than one ocassion pulling an item or two out of a box..oh was he mad! Oh yeah, I also went Christmas shopping about 4 weeks after surgery and ended up with an infection at my incision, doctor yelled at me on that one too!

So get all your Christmas shopping done before surgery if possible!