To all the Husbands...

This all reminds me of that stand-up bit by Jerry Seinfeld. He says men don't get rid of underwear, they wear them until they eventually evaporate. So funny!!!

BTW, I read the PP to my DH and yep, just as I thought, he said that's exactly what he would say.
 
Allen Greenspan used the sale of men's underwear as a measure of the health of the economy.
"If you look at sales of male underpants it's just pretty much a flat line, it hardly ever changes. But on those few occasions where it dips that means that men are so pinched that they are deciding not to replace underpants. And [Greenspan] said 'that is almost always a prescient, forward impression that here comes trouble.'"

Maybe your husbands were signaling our economic meltdown.
 
Oh Oh, me next. I got one too!
I am begging you, please stop taking my magazines with you into the potty when you go. Exp, new ones that I just bought or that come in the mail. I have on more then one occasion thrown them out and ran to walmart for new ones.

Also please use the sponge to wipe off the peanutbutter from the spoon or knife before placing it into the sink or dishwasher. It only causes us all more work later on after it stains the silverwear or gets caked on and needs to be scrubbed again.

Thank you
 

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