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There is a name for this. It's called crop dusting. Elevators are usually where I run into this.
I always fall victim to my DH's crop dusting & "dutch ovens".
Ahh, men....
There is a name for this. It's called crop dusting. Elevators are usually where I run into this.
Do people really have conscious control over this? Clearly some people must, for some women to say they've gone 7 years or whatever without farting in front of their spouse..but this is an ability I have never possessed. Maybe, *maybe* if I am standing still, but once that queue moves up a few inches and I have to walk, it's all over. And most of the time, I don't even know it's coming!
(For the record, I have never passed gas in a Disney queue, just because I'm not a real gassy person in general. But I doubt I could stop a toot if I did find myself in that situation.)
Somebody, Please pull my finger
I like to do it while i cruise through the fastpass lane then all the stand-by waiters have to smell it.....
We have been going to Disney twice a year for several years now. I have to say, on our last trip, I noticed something very disturbing and gross. I swear to god, every time I was in a line or with a large group of people, someone passed some seriously horrible gas. I have never noticed it being as bad as it was in December and by the end of the trip, it became this joke. Get in a line, there it is. Leaving a ride like Soarin where there are a lot of people all at once, there it is.
I just do not understand WHY people cannot wait until they are either outside, or at least somewhat away from other people!
Anyway - just wanted to share my disgusting observation with my DIS friends.
Pretty sure that emission control could be considered a talent in some people. My wife managed to keep certain things to herself through a fairly long courtship. But once we got married, sheesh! I wonder how she managed before then.
If you guys don't hear from me again, you can be assured that she read this and I'm a goner.
I always fall victim to my DH's crop dusting & "dutch ovens".
Ahh, men....
That said Connor's Mom...., I have to go with the consensus of the first page! (S)He who smelt it, dealt it!! Though I do believe you, that it was not "you"! But I would also not let the "little one" off the hook so easily!! As the proud parent of 4 kids and 2 grandkids, I have to say, they are the devil sometimes!! (J/K) I've smelt some real "bombs" let off by the little ones...., I think sometimes they do it on purpose!!! LOL!!
Aaaargh!!
he who smell't it dealt it...
of course, followed by...
first one to rhyme did the crime...
If my husband ever gave me a "dutch oven" that would be the death of him. That, or he would never be able to release anything from that area of his body again, because he would have my foot stuck in it.
Pretty sure that emission control could be considered a talent in some people. My wife managed to keep certain things to herself through a fairly long courtship. But once we got married, sheesh! I wonder how she managed before then.
If you guys don't hear from me again, you can be assured that she read this and I'm a goner.
My dad told me when he and my mom were dating that if he had to fart, he'd pull over and say that he had to check on the car.I think the OP is looking at this all wrong. I remember years ago, when I first met my wife, I was on fart guard for a number of months. When I finally did let one fly, it was a real turning point in the relationship, because it conveyed a real comfort level with her. As I told her at the time, it was my way of saying, "I think you're really special. Special enough to let you experience something that comes from deep within me. I love you."
Soooo, I'm confident that whomever it was that was doing this was doing it out of love. When you think of it that way, it doesn't seem that rude, does it?