Time for a drink (This is the thread TIM!!)...

[NewJersey]

Was it my thong comment or the fact that you joined in

I'll bring the sexy underwear to AC.

 

[NewJersey]

Typical

Is that a challenge? think I can't handle this thread?? well ask me tomorrow night.

 

[The Mayor]

I'll bring the sexy underwear to AC.

My eyes...my friggin eyes...my retina's are burning...HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[The Mayor]

Is that a challenge? think I can't handle this thread?? well ask me tomorrow night.

I meant typical as in woman are always late ...wait, I'm sorry...is that wrong

 

[Pam]

One word: Apollo.

Uh-huh... now that's what I'm talkin' about!!

Why thank you. Anyone want to hear the tale of Angel, her DD, a clown and the mistaken identity of a poor man just trying to make a living?

Me, Me!! I wanna hear about Angel, a clown and the case of mistaken identity!! Do tell -- I'm all ears!!

No, this particular batch of moonshine won't be ready for a couple o' weeks. Pappy says it's 'special.

I hadda go to the store for this one...

Hey - we could be kinfolk, doodle!! Is that Papa's Secret Recipe, like on the Waltons??

Hey!!! I was just about to start dancing.

Me, too!!

Sorry to bounce early but I was supposed to be at my friend's house 10 minutes ago who lives 35 minutes away. Be safe everyone and have a good night!!

Now I have to urge to sing, "Bounce with me, bounce with me...." (I am so embarrassed!)

I'll bring the sexy underwear to AC.

Hey - I thought you were bouncin' out of here like 10 minutes ago?

 

[The Mayor]

I am innocent damnit!

Absolutely...I aways equate the name Angel = Innocent...always...I swear

 

[The Mayor]

Did someone yell fire or did Tim take everyone with him

 

[SillyMe]

I think she's hard of hearing in her old age.

 

[Cantw8]

Did someone yell fire or did Tim take everyone with him

sorry, I had to tinkle

 

[The Mayor]

Go back to Page 2 and get your Banana Daquari

 

[SillyMe]

Did someone yell fire or did Tim take everyone with him

Fire water...I'll take a shot.

 

[The Mayor]

sorry, I had to tinkle

Holy crap how big is your bladder

 

[The Mayor]

Fire water...I'll take a shot.

gypsydoodlebug has a jar of moonshine on Page 3

 

[SillyMe]

once and for all, Woman....doritoes are not a PIZZA could you write it down this time

Don't make me pour the vodka down the drain.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Here ya go Pam!!!!


Ok, but you have to remember, there is the clown and then there is creepy guy, 2 seperate people!
Rebecca and I parked in a lot behind the councelors. As we were walking to the car I saw this man watching us. As we entered the car Rebecca was looking to the left of me saying OMG theres a clown, I glanced over as I was starting the car and yep, theres a clown
SO I look ahead and there is creepy guy standing in front of my car, I hurried and locked the doors and put it in drive, hit the horn. WIth that he started walking towards my window telling me to roll them down, I don't think so creepy guy!
I yelled hellno and pulled out really quickly. I felt a bump and got the hell out of there.
As we were leaving Olive Garden I found the parking ticket on my windshield and finally figured out he was working there and just wanted us to pay
So we went back and the clown told me he left for the day, so I wrote an apology on the back of the ticket and pinned my money to it and dropped it in the lock box.
And we all know how I feel about clowns!
I really hope I didn't run over his foot!!!!
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[The Mayor]

Here ya go Pam!!!!


Ok, but you have to remember, there is the clown and then there is creepy guy, 2 seperate people!
Rebecca and I parked in a lot behind the councelors. As we were walking to the car I saw this man watching us. As we entered the car Rebecca was looking to the left of me saying OMG theres a clown, I glanced over as I was starting the car and yep, theres a clown
SO I look ahead and there is creepy guy standing in front of my car, I hurried and locked the doors and put it in drive, hit the horn. WIth that he started walking towards my window telling me to roll them down, I don't think so creepy guy!
I yelled hellno and pulled out really quickly. I felt a bump and got the hell out of there.
As we were leaving Olive Garden I found the parking ticket on my windshield and finally figured out he was working there and just wanted us to pay
So we went back and the clown told me he left for the day, so I wrote an apology on the back of the ticket and pinned my money to it and dropped it in the lock box.
And we all know how I feel about clowns!
I really hope I didn't run over his foot!!!!
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...this is the stuff I miss...stories that create legends

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

Here ya go Pam!!!!


Ok, but you have to remember, there is the clown and then there is creepy guy, 2 seperate people!
Rebecca and I parked in a lot behind the councelors. As we were walking to the car I saw this man watching us. As we entered the car Rebecca was looking to the left of me saying OMG theres a clown, I glanced over as I was starting the car and yep, theres a clown
SO I look ahead and there is creepy guy standing in front of my car, I hurried and locked the doors and put it in drive, hit the horn. WIth that he started walking towards my window telling me to roll them down, I don't think so creepy guy!
I yelled hellno and pulled out really quickly. I felt a bump and got the hell out of there.
As we were leaving Olive Garden I found the parking ticket on my windshield and finally figured out he was working there and just wanted us to pay
So we went back and the clown told me he left for the day, so I wrote an apology on the back of the ticket and pinned my money to it and dropped it in the lock box.
And we all know how I feel about clowns!
I really hope I didn't run over his foot!!!!
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I think we all need some of this:

 

[The Mayor]

OK...who farted...or is everyone peeing with Cantw8

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

Sorry. It was the Jager. Some people can't hold their drink.

 

[The Mayor]

Sorry. It was the Jager. Some people can't hold their drink.

I bet it had more to do with that moonshine in the jar