Thursdays Just Ducky Baby Shower Riddle

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Here is my gift to you Duck

My sister loved the one she had

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Here is my gift to you Duck

My sister loved the one she had

A designer toilet seat?

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A designer toilet seat?

It's a boppy pillow. Nursing mothers love it as it helps support the baby at feeding time.

 

[firstmickey]

That's not entirely true...she does have SOME taste!

Thank you dear.

And since we have to be nice to you today guess what...I am talking to you again.

I know it's the thought that counts but I just feel that #1 son is still a little too young to be practicing taking bra straps off of #2 sons crib. Call me old fashioned.

Sure thing Duck. I don't have one either but when you wake up to Son #1 helping you out by changing Son #2's diaper using 2 boxes of Kleenex as wipes don't say I didn't warn you.

Ok this is even funnier!

When the mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have a "meeting". Then the mommy gets pregnant......

OMG...you are a goof.



ok..now I forget who is in...


oh yeah....


Kirsten who wins most enjoyable answer of all time!

Mr. Bama:

Twinks:

and

KikiDee...bout time you get your butt back here!

 

[firstmickey]

Brat is in:

 

[firstmickey]

Ok I have decided I am getting the baby some books......


(cause maybe then he will be smarter than his dad and be able to actually solve a riddle once in a while...)

 

[Cantw8]

It's a poopie pillow.

How thoughtful

 

[Mnementh]

Looks like all the good presents have already been given. I ran out of ideas, so I Googled "baby shower gift" and found this:

No clue what's in it, though. Hopefully, it's something you can use.




Oh, and Donna, this "Louis" character, I believe he is known to his good friends (and most of America) as "Louie".

 

[firstmickey]

Brat...I'm going to choose NOT to take you to task for criticizing my riddle and instead...just sit here and chuckle quietly to myself about your lovely tag.



Loook Outttttttttttt TOOTY FRUITY is IN!:

 

[Lintasare]

Come on people lets pick it up. We will never make the hooty at this pace.

 

[TwinkieMama]

 

[Mnementh]

Come on people lets pick it up. We will never make the hooty at this pace.

I blame your lack of a map.

 

[Lintasare]

I blame your lack of a map.

I'm sorry...since I am trying to be nice to Duck today I promised I wouldn't use it.

 

[Mnementh]

Okay then, I'll use one.

 

[TwinkieMama]

a red x?

well, that explains a lot

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

a red x?

well, that explains a lot

It usually marks the spot.

 

[Lintasare]

I may have to bust out the nerd map after all.

 

[lewdyan1]

I can't believe you lame people are taking this long to hooooty!

 

[lewdyan1]

I will do it all by myself!!!

 

[lewdyan1]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY!