Thursdays Fruit and Nuts riddle

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I didn't know we were keeping score.

Do elves have 4 or 5 fingers on each hand?

 

[Cantw8]

Do elves have 4 or 5 fingers on each hand?

sorry, I don't do fingers...just toes ohhhhh, it just came to me I know who has the grapes

 

[Lintasare]

Do elves have 4 or 5 fingers on each hand?

Since they are humanoid I would say...5 fingers. But let me turn on LOTR to find out.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I know who has the grapes

Huh? Oh yeah...the riddle. I don't really pay much attention to those after the first page.

 

[trappednabox]

piglet too!!!

tooty fruity!!!

 

[trappednabox]

Huh? Oh yeah...the riddle. I don't really pay much attention to those after the first page.

you didn't pay attention to it on the 1st page either

 

[alabamaalan]

I was scared that was a tomato at first.

For the one's who need mints.....this riddle reminds me of

It reminds you of what?

I didn't know we were keeping score.

Lou and Duck have both scored and you haven't even started drinking yet?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

you didn't pay attention to it on the 1st page either

Did too. Had to get my watermelon helmet out of the closet.

 

[Caropooh]

I'm going to heave!

 

[Loubon]

sorry, I don't do fingers...just toes

What do you do with them? Nevermind, I don't really want to see a picture of your big toe in your left nostril......

Since they are humanoid I would say...5 fingers. But let me turn on LOTR to find out.

Yeah I'm sure all this talk about humanoid fingers will be a real turn on.

 

[trappednabox]

Did too. Had to get my watermelon helmet out of the closet.

oh yeah! how could i have forgotten that

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I'm going to heave!

I believe the word is heaven. And maybe. If you lead a good life and eat all your vegetables.

 

[alabamaalan]

I'm going to heave!

This isn't the first time people have reacted to my appearing in that manner.

 

[alabamaalan]

Nevermind, I don't really want to see a picture of your big toe in your left nostril......

If it got stuck, would that be considered a toe jam?

 

[Caropooh]

I believe the word is heaven. And maybe. If you lead a good life and eat all your vegetables.

If I eat raw tomatos, I may just go to heaven sooner than later.

This isn't the first time people have reacted to my appearing in that manner.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

This is a tomato frog. Even I wouldn't eat it raw. I like to go for the two-fers when I post pics if possible. If I can make a few people heave with just one pic, I figure my work here is done.

 

[Lintasare]

Lou and Duck have both scored and you haven't even started drinking yet?

I wasn't even offered a drink.

 

[Cantw8]

What do you do with them? Nevermind, I don't really want to see a picture of your big toe in your left nostril......

That's not what you said last night

 

[trappednabox]

celery!!

 

[Cantw8]

If it got stuck, would that be considered a toe jam?