Thursday's Easy Riddle

[TwinkieMama]

I may lose the respect of the riddlers

Are you talking about the lunatics, fruitcakes and assorted nuts (TM- firstmickey) that post here?

 

[Mnementh]

(TM- firstmickey)

I guess it takes one to know one, huh?

 

[firstmickey]

I guess it takes one to know one, huh?

 

[trappednabox]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Fine Boxy, should I tell my skirt on fire story

 

[firstmickey]

Wooo Hoooooty!!!!!!!!!!
























oh sorry....it's been so long...I couldnt wait!

 

[hiwaygal]

 

[L107ANGEL]

 

[Mnementh]

So, where's the story, Angel?

 

[L107ANGEL]

So, where's the story, Angel?

here ya go Brat boy!

Today I had to drive 2 and 1/2 hours for the annual meet and greet, can we say boring? Then you get this cheesy cheap crap from all these insurance companies. I got some primo stuff, a 2x bright orange tshirt, great for those midnight jogs! Also a moose plushie, yes Pam crossed my mind ,as well as a beach bag and other crap.
Luckily I was pulled over doing almost in a 65. I told him I was going to make him an offer he couldn't refuse as I winked. He looked pissed!
I pulled out the cheesy cheap crap from the insurance companies and explained what I had to endure for such cheesy, cheap crap. I also told him I was starving and have sugar. My offering of the very soft moose did him in.
He burst out laughing and let me go! He also followed me to the next exit to make sure I stopped at the gross fast food place.
Just another day in Angels paradise

 

[trappednabox]

Fine Boxy, should I tell my skirt on fire story

Lucy!!! You have some 'splainin' to do!!!

Did it really light on fire?

 

[Mnementh]

That's crazy. I need to remember that if I ever have to deal with a cop. Maybe he'll let me go.

By the way, can anyone mail me a plush moose?

 

[hiwaygal]

here Bratboy...don't say I never gave you anything...

 

[Mnementh]

Wow... that plush moose looks a lot like an old guy who just drank Red Bull...

 

[trappednabox]

One time I cried my way out of a ticket I didn't do it on purpose, but I was having a horrible month and it all crashed down on me that day I got pulled over and I just started crying like a baby. He thought he made me cry and let me go I didn't do it on purpose, but if I get get pulled over again i may try it That was only the 2nd time I've ever been pulled over/gotten a ticket

the 1st time, are you ready to laugh.......I got a ticket for


































jaywalking

 

[L107ANGEL]

You wild woman

 

[trappednabox]

You wild woman

I'm a bad girl! Pure and simple


that was when I was 18 too. I was a young punk