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[Kama89]

I'm innocent.

Liar liar pants on fire.

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Kama89
Liar liar pants on fire.

Kim, are you cooking again????

 

[lilboo]

 

[shep]

anybody got any baking soda???

 

[catsrule]

The infamous One Line Thread.

 

[Kama89]

Ooooh! Flambe'..... Hee hee! I meant to do that ya know?! One of these days I'll cook ya'll a WONDERFUL meal... maybe I'll even ask Pam to help... I hear she makes a stew that words simply cannot describe!!

 

[Marion]

Temporarily grabbing control of my hijacked thread I've only killed one thread today! Yay!!

 

[lilboo]

Marion, we cannot possibly have you killing your own thread...I'll take the bullet for you.

 

[newmousecateer]

No, no. Let me Jeannie. If we have to eat Pam and Kim's cooking, I'd rather take the bullet.

Pam=roadkill=grocery shopping

Kim=charred anything=cooking

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by newmousecateer
No, no. Let me Jeannie. If we have to eat Pam and Kim's cooking, I'd rather take the bullet.

Pam=roadkill=grocery shopping

Kim=charred anything=cooking

While I understand completely, allow me to take the bullet. Please. I insist. Especially if the above mentioned cooking is involved. (No offense Kim or Pam ).

 

[kaabost]

sorry if someone has already noticed this (I haven't read the whole thread) but it's pretty spectacular that all of you thread killers haven't killed this one yet! What are we on, pg. 9?
Congrats! Maybe you are all "cured"

 

[CookieGVB]

I'm right there with ya. Put it in my sig line MONTHS ago.

 

[lilboo]

Cookie I just love that line in your sig...would love to copycat it but "lilboo the thread slayer" doesn't have quite the same ring...you think?

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by kaabost
it's pretty spectacular that all of you thread killers haven't killed this one yet! What are we on, pg. 9?
Congrats! Maybe you are all "cured"

I feel as tho I have thread slaying ability left. One day in the near future, I plan to duplicate my effort of starting a thread, then having 0 posts on it. That way I can post it and kill it at the same time. There's a weird sense of satisfaction that comes with that. A sense of lonliness that you've been ignored, but still, a sense of satisfaction. Some day, when you least expect it....

 

[Pam]

Do you mean to tell me that all of you would rather take a bullet instead of enjoying a nice, HOME-COOKED meal with Kim and me??

Pam

 

[Kama89]

Oh just fine!! First I get accused of wanting to be slapped, and NOW they won't accept my heartfelt offer of a wonderful dinner!? I'm crushed.

 

[yensid1071]

Um, wait... Ah.... what I meant was that, er, um... I would gladly take a bullet so that others may enjoy the fine dishes you both prepare with such thought and care. Putting all that work into it, you know. If it meant that one of us had to take that bullet to kill the thread, I would sacrifice myself so others wouldn't go hungry.









Pssst...anyone think they bought it?

 

[Pam]

Well, now you've all gone and done it........
You just had to go and tick off Kim and I!

Didn't you know that we are two 'pistol-packin' mamas'??
Pam

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Pam

Didn't you know that we are two 'pistol-packin' mamas'??
Pam

How else're you going to keep 'em at the table...

 

[Marion]

I will gladly sit down to a dinner that someone ELSE cooks! Where and when? And I am just so thrilled that my name is on a thread 10 pages long....how cool is that?