AZ JazzyJ
<font color=teal>The Talented One<br><font color=p
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, Do you have duck food?
The bartender stares at the duck and says, No, we dont serve ducks here. Get out!
Next day, same duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, Do you have duck food?
The bartender stares at the duck and says, No, I told you yesterday we dont have duck food. Get out!
Next day, same duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, Do you have duck food?
The bartender stares at the duck and says, Look I already told you no! If you ask me that one more time I am going to nail your bill to the bar! Now get out!
Next day, same duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, Do you have a hammer?
The stunned bartender looks at the duck and says, No, I dont have a hammer.
The duck says to the bartender, Well then, do you have duck food?
To be honest, I have no idea what that story had to do with anything but it does put me in the mood to hunt for pins. And maybe if I said I was looking for duck tape pins, that story just might have a point. Of course if I said duck tape my high school English teacher may just roll over in her grave (like I havent made that happen before).
So, whats up?
Jeff
The bartender stares at the duck and says, No, we dont serve ducks here. Get out!
Next day, same duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, Do you have duck food?
The bartender stares at the duck and says, No, I told you yesterday we dont have duck food. Get out!
Next day, same duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, Do you have duck food?
The bartender stares at the duck and says, Look I already told you no! If you ask me that one more time I am going to nail your bill to the bar! Now get out!
Next day, same duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, Do you have a hammer?
The stunned bartender looks at the duck and says, No, I dont have a hammer.
The duck says to the bartender, Well then, do you have duck food?
To be honest, I have no idea what that story had to do with anything but it does put me in the mood to hunt for pins. And maybe if I said I was looking for duck tape pins, that story just might have a point. Of course if I said duck tape my high school English teacher may just roll over in her grave (like I havent made that happen before).
So, whats up?
Jeff