this is MY thread

[SwedishMeatball]

what's wrong meatball? did that no good Bob do something again?

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Someone told me long ago
There's a calm before the storm
I know
It's been coming for some time
When it's over so they say
It'll rain on a sunny day
I know
Shining down like water

I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain?
I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain?

Coming down on a sunny day
Yesterday and days before
Sun is cold and rain is hard
I know
It's been that way for all my time
Till forever on it goes
Through the circle fast and slow
I know
And it can't stop I wonder

I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain?
I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain?

I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain?
I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain?

 

[imsorry]

I don't want to bring the party down, but this played on my iPod on the way home from my appointment and I thought of imsorry.

A Chair Is Still A Chair
Even When There's No One Sittin' There
But A Chair Is Not A House
And A House Is Not A Home
When There's No One There To Hold You Tight,
And No One There To Kiss You Goodnight.

A Room Is Still A Room
Even When There's Nothing There But Gloom
But A Room Is Not A House,
And A House Is Not A Home
When The Two Of Us Are Far Apart
And One Of Us Has A Broken Heart

Now And Then I Call Your Name
And Suddenly Your Face Appears
But It's Just A Crazy Game
When It Ends In Ends In Tears

Darling,Have A Heart,
Don't Let One Mistake Keep Us Apart.
I'm Not Meant To Live Alone.Turn This House Into A Home
When I Climb The Stairs And Turn The Key,Oh Please Still Be
In Love With Me.



OK, now I am off to find Tater. I hear there is a thread about him.

AAwwwhhh, I'm always with you

Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too
(I just can't believe it's true)

Chorus

When I kissed you girl I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss could be)
Like a summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
Oh, sugar
Pour a little sugar on it, honey
Pour a little sugar on it, Baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Pour a little sugar on it, oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it, honey
Pour a little sugar on it, Baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet
Hey, hey, hey
Pour a little sugar on me, honey
Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Oh . . .
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl . . .

 

[imsorry]

Did I show you what happens to linen pants when you get caught in the rain:

It's so embarrassing.

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[imsorry]

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

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[Briarmom]

Did I show you what happens to linen pants when you get caught in the rain:

It's so embarrassing.

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Those are some big skis you have there!

 

[Stitch Inside]

5 O'clock's approaching fast.

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Makes you wanna holler "hi-dee-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Grape wine in a mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine and after class
Me and him and this other fool
Decided that we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so helped ourselves
First time for everything
Umm, my ears still ring

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler "hi-de-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

4 h and ffa
On a field trip to the farm
Me and a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn
Where we uncovered up a covered up
Moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And i swallered it with a smile
Brrrrrrr....i run ten miles

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler "hi-de-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Jukebox and sawdust floor
Something like i ain't never seen
Heck, i'm just goin' on fifteen
But with the help of my faneglin' uncle
I get shuck in (i get snuck in)
For my first taste of sin
I said, "let me have a big ol' sip..."
Brrrrr....i done a double back flip

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler "hi-dee-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

 

[imsorry]

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

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[Quackmore]

Did somebody mention Ears?????

 

[imsorry]

I just realized it ears rhymes with beers. Therefore:

 

[Briarmom]

Well I went down to the local arena,
And asked to see the manager man.
He came from his office and said,"Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said "yes you can"
Hey, I want to drive the Zamboni
Hey, I want to drive the Zamboni, yes I do.
Now ever since I was young its been my dream.
That I might drive the Zamboni machine.
I'd get that ice just as thick as can be.
And all the kids would look up to me.
Hey, I want to drive the Zamboni.
Hey, I want to drive the Zamboni,yes I do.
Now the manager said "Son I know it looks keen,
but that right there's one expensive machine.
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
'Cause I want to drive the Zamboni.
Hey, I want to drive the Zamboni,
Hey, I want to drive the Zamboni,
Hey, I want to drive the Zamboni, yes I do.


Just wanted everyone to do the zamboni dance.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

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[bananiem]

MINNESOTA WILD ANTHEM
We were raised
With the stick
And a pair of blades
On the ice we cut our teeth
We took our knocks
In the penalty box
Our mother was the referee

This sport was here
Before we came
It will be here when we're gone
The game's in our blood
And our blood's in the game
Lay us down under
A frozen pond

We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and wild
In the state the state
Of hockey
A big blue line runs around our state
A line that can't be crossed
The day they try to take this game
Is the day the gloves come off

We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and wild
In the state the state
Of hockey.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Why can't I google?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Why can't I google?

I don't know, but I can giggle.

 

[Briarmom]

Why can't I google?

I don't know, but you can ogle.
I hate it when my smiles don't work!

 

[Cantw8]

I can goggle.....

 

[Quackmore]

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

 

[imsorry]

Why can't I google?

We all have a place we want to go to, but just can't get there

 

[imsorry]

I can goggle.....

I can gargle

 

[Quackmore]

We all have a place we want to go to, but just can't get there

Where do you want to go? We can take you there in our little imaginary world here.