Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery:...

[SuiteDisney]

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff
before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again...."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got
two of them."

11. "Oops."

 

[dizneenut]

 

[JohnTBap]

I don't want to hear ANYTHING during surgery!!

 

[luvtogo12]

To add another...one that I actually heard my Dr. say during a surgical biopsy..............

"That bottle of wine I had last night cost me $300.00".

 

[EROS]

Surgeons ALWAYS crack me up

 

[binny]

tee heee heee

 

[Snow White]

Too funny!

 

[KimR]

During my gum surgery last year, my peridontist said to his nurse:

'Well, it's risky, but I'm going to go ahead and do it'

Kim

 

[olena]

LOL.....

 

[WendyZ]

LOL!!!

 

[DocRafiki]

I gasp & curse a lot during surgery... sure freaks out the newbie nurses.

 

[Pin Wizard]

I now get a kick out of the nurse I had during knee surgery. While getting on the table she said...How are you doing? I said...Well, I haven't jumped off the table yet! What a question to ask.

 

[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!

 

[yensid1071]

How about:
"The leg bone's connected to the knee bone... the knee bone's connected to the....."

 

[Kteacher]

While lying face down on a table waiting for a cortisone shot into my right hip area the dr. -at this point dr. is standing next to me with fairly large needle poised- and he asks me to remind him what side he's supposed to be injecting

 

[bambii]

Damm I can't get her to Quit Bleeding. true story.

 

[jfulcer]

If that makes his head move. Then WHAT DOES THIS DO?

What's this, you say? His heart? Or his liver?

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

This patient has already had kids, am I correct ?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing !

What's this doing here?

 

[KimR]

This wasn't during surgery, but a friend was having a baby and in the middle of pushing the Dr. said 'OMG, I've never seen anything like that in my life!'. Turns out he was referring to something that just happened during a baseball game on the TV - not the baby!

Kim